I am so very exhausted from the hate filled attacks that I have written over the last couple of days.I have spewed venom of late and it was quickly returned to me ten-fold. You guys are wicked.
Some of the emails I have received were less than kind, which is fine, but really, why ask me to stuff things up my ass that obviously won’t fit?
Anyhoo, instead of trying to write something, I let my mind wander as I watched the Republican National Convention last might.
I turned it on as Rudy Giuliani assumed the stage, and let my stream of consciousness flow…
Wow, Rudy isn’t very tall…I’ve heard he is 5’10”. I don’t think so. He’s about 5’6” in my estimation. Typical sufferer of short man syndrome. He’s a prick, and his head is HUGE.
And what’s this shit that he is, “America’s Mayor”? He showed up for work on 9/11, and he becomes some sort of hero? WTF?
He’s a self-absorbed midget who collects bitchy wives in order to validate
his existence.
His current wife is smiling right now…She’s a princess, isn’t she? Wow, I bet she is one High-Maintenance Bitch.
Oooo, they showed Bristol and her older brother.
his existence.
His current wife is smiling right now…She’s a princess, isn’t she? Wow, I bet she is one High-Maintenance Bitch.
Oooo, they showed Bristol and her older brother.
Y’know…If I was running the McCain campaign I would induce a miscarriage in Bristol. Can you imagine the sympathy vote possibilities?
Oh wait, they just showed one of my Senators, George Voinivich.
I can tell that he needs a nap. Sleep well, V-Man.
Anyway, on top of the miscarriage, have the grief stricken 18 year old, dad-to-be baby-maker, Levi Johnston, kill himself. Teen angst plays well in the more liberal parts of Ohio!!
Sen. Mitch McConnell looks like a bird. What a goofball. Ha. They just showed McCain’s 96 year old mom. She looks younger than Johnny Mac!!
Gov. Palin is walking to the podium. Cue the bawdy music. They just showed Bristol’s boyfriend.
Hockey Stick Boy is staring at Gov. Palin. I don’t think he’s looking at her in a, “That’s my future Mother-in-Law” way, he is looking at her in a, “I want to tap you next” way. You go Boy!!
Wow, Huckabee’s wife is kinda homely…I wonder what kind of food the vendors are serving in the arena. I could go for a corn dog. Mmmmmmm, Corn Dogs.
Well this speech shows that Palin can do one thing that our current Prez can’t do…read a teleprompter. I find the speech itself to be kind of boring.
It’s not Palin’s fault, she didn’t write it. None of these focus-group driven candidates write their own speeches anymore. What a shame.
I expected more from Charlie Black, Rick Davis, and the Sully-Man in writing this speech. Pussies…Mmmmmm, I wonder if Schmoop will wake up anytime soon.
Hey Olbermann…shut the fuck up you biased, ego-centric, bastard. You Suck.
Oh wait, they just showed one of my Senators, George Voinivich.
I can tell that he needs a nap. Sleep well, V-Man.
Anyway, on top of the miscarriage, have the grief stricken 18 year old, dad-to-be baby-maker, Levi Johnston, kill himself. Teen angst plays well in the more liberal parts of Ohio!!
Sen. Mitch McConnell looks like a bird. What a goofball. Ha. They just showed McCain’s 96 year old mom. She looks younger than Johnny Mac!!
Gov. Palin is walking to the podium. Cue the bawdy music. They just showed Bristol’s boyfriend.
Hockey Stick Boy is staring at Gov. Palin. I don’t think he’s looking at her in a, “That’s my future Mother-in-Law” way, he is looking at her in a, “I want to tap you next” way. You go Boy!!
Wow, Huckabee’s wife is kinda homely…I wonder what kind of food the vendors are serving in the arena. I could go for a corn dog. Mmmmmmm, Corn Dogs.
Well this speech shows that Palin can do one thing that our current Prez can’t do…read a teleprompter. I find the speech itself to be kind of boring.
It’s not Palin’s fault, she didn’t write it. None of these focus-group driven candidates write their own speeches anymore. What a shame.
I expected more from Charlie Black, Rick Davis, and the Sully-Man in writing this speech. Pussies…Mmmmmm, I wonder if Schmoop will wake up anytime soon.
Hey Olbermann…shut the fuck up you biased, ego-centric, bastard. You Suck.
Although you are still funny once in awhile, you are as non-thinking on the left, as Sean Hannity is on the right.
I need another drink. Oh dear god, the pundits have taken over. I hate them all. The only I seem to like anymore is Joe Scarborough.
And he’s a conservative…Fuck it, Joe is funny nonetheless. Hell, I like Pat Buchanan a lot.
I rarely agree with either of them…but I like how they speak their minds without worrying about what others think.
Hmmm, that kinda reminds me of myself. Hey Rachel Maddow, join Olbermann in the “Shut-Up Corner”.
Okay that’s it. I am off for three straight days…You talking heads can’t bring me down; it’s party time.
Cheers!!
I need another drink. Oh dear god, the pundits have taken over. I hate them all. The only I seem to like anymore is Joe Scarborough.
And he’s a conservative…Fuck it, Joe is funny nonetheless. Hell, I like Pat Buchanan a lot.
I rarely agree with either of them…but I like how they speak their minds without worrying about what others think.
Hmmm, that kinda reminds me of myself. Hey Rachel Maddow, join Olbermann in the “Shut-Up Corner”.
Okay that’s it. I am off for three straight days…You talking heads can’t bring me down; it’s party time.
Cheers!!
