The vagina…
Also known as muffin, beaver, the cradle of love, and hoo-ha.
Personally, I coined and like the term, walking taco, but when I talk about Schmoop’s love lagoon, I call it, The Ferret, unless it’s “that time of the month”, when I refer to it as…
The Angry Tomato. Anyhoo…
A dear friend of mine, whom I have known for years, e-mailed me the other day.
She stated that she had an “unusual question” although knowing me as she does, she didn’t think that I would find it unusual. Ha, I dig that.
She wants to perhaps “spice things up” in the bedroom for and with her husband. She wanted to know how men felt about a chick with a shaved muffin.Since she knows I have a blog, she wanted me to take an informal poll to see if you guys out there are turned on by a chick with a bald kettle of fish.
When she asked me to do this for her, two things crossed my mind…
First of all, I was flattered that she respected the opinion and level of sexual preoccupation that myself and my readers have enough to bring this issue here.
Secondly…I thought a great title for this post would be, Poll: Pussy. Ha…I crack myself up.
But I decided not to use such a scandalous title, until I decided, yeah, what the hell.
So women and especially men, what are your experiences and or feelings on this matter?
Me personally? I’m not into it.
I dig getting hair stuck in between my teeth like a piece of popcorn. ’Cause then, I can savor the experience and taste until it works its way out hours later.
Plus, at least in my mind, a bald beaver brings to mind a very young, very less than legal chick. It gives me the willies.
Schmoop isn’t a big fan either. She evidently shaved it once long before she knew me and was less than happy.
When it started growing back, she said that it felt like her ferret was infested with fleas.
So anyway…Throw my friend a bone and let her know how ya feel about it.
I’m sure she will be reading your comments with a razor in one hand and a box of Just for Women hair color in the other, deciding which one to use.
I’ll be gone all day, so be nice to one and other in my absence, and by all means, let your freak flags wave.
Cheers!!
So women and especially men, what are your experiences and or feelings on this matter?
Me personally? I’m not into it.
I dig getting hair stuck in between my teeth like a piece of popcorn. ’Cause then, I can savor the experience and taste until it works its way out hours later.
Plus, at least in my mind, a bald beaver brings to mind a very young, very less than legal chick. It gives me the willies.
Schmoop isn’t a big fan either. She evidently shaved it once long before she knew me and was less than happy.
When it started growing back, she said that it felt like her ferret was infested with fleas.
So anyway…Throw my friend a bone and let her know how ya feel about it.
I’m sure she will be reading your comments with a razor in one hand and a box of Just for Women hair color in the other, deciding which one to use.
I’ll be gone all day, so be nice to one and other in my absence, and by all means, let your freak flags wave.
Cheers!!
