Showing posts with label Sukkot. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sukkot. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Autumnal Equinox Hodgepodge

Welcome to the first day of Fall chuckleheads. Fall begins this evening at 11:09 PM.

It’s appropriate that Fall begins today as I am off all day and plan on drinking much which could very well lead to me falling down.

And on Thursday…The Jewish observance of the Feast of the Tabernacles, better known as Sukkot begins. Hee Hee….Sukkot.

This Heeb Holiday is allegedly pronounced “Soo-Koe”. I call bullshit…That spelling screams, “SUCK IT”. Oy Vay!!

The name aside, Sukkot is the third Jewish holiday in the last three weeks.


Holy Moses, how many days of Manischewitz drinking and self-loathing can these Christ Killers celebrate!?

It’s like the Jews have three holidays a month, they're as bad as the freakin’ Muslims. I’ll tell you what though…

If I had money to invest, I’d invest it in the Jewish Greeting Card industry and become as rich as them. Only I’d be better off...


Because unlike Jews, I’d be invited to join exclusive, private Country Clubs.

I am off today, but the Beer mine was hoppin’ yesterday. Sweet Baby Jeebus!!

It began with Drive-By Mikey bitching about our neighbors…Donato’s Pizza.


There had been an empty two liter of Mountain Dew sitting like a sore thumb near their property. They wouldn’t pick it up. It irritated the hell out of him.

So, Mikey walked over and placed it directly on the lot.

They picked it up and threw it away. Hee Hee. That shit drives Drive-By Mikey nuts.

The Beer Mine was really dead until about 3 PM, and then…Blammo!! From 3-8 or so, it was non-stop. The tips were pretty good…

Tuesday night I came home hot, sweaty, and tired, but found something in fridge that I was happy to see and would eat before I went to sleep…

Damn right…Fried SPAM, cooked ahead of time by, and with the compliments of…Schmoop.

Thanks Schmoop!! I do love me some fried SPAM.

One last item and picture of hodgepodge…On this wonderful Autumnal Hump Day, would someone please call our cat, Corky…

She’s evidently dying to talk to somebody new.

Have a Happy Hump Day and remember, between now and Thursday make sure to wish every Jew you meet a wonderful holiday by saying to them…

“Happy? Suck It!!?

Cheers!!