Showing posts with label United Nations. Show all posts
Showing posts with label United Nations. Show all posts

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Sunday Morning Church Disservice: Hola...You Want Pork Chops Wif Your Taco?

It's a cooler and pleasant Sabbath here in Bagwine, Ohio.

I, of course, will be working 11-7 today and then will be going to see Ryno after my shift at the Beer Mine.

The painting of the Bagwine digs is not complete, but it's close. We put 3.5 6 good hours in on the job yesterday.

We're a little behind, but no fears. The carpet is not coming until Wednesday so we're cool and looking good.

Much like the look of the apartment is changing, when I went to get beer yesterday, I saw some changes taking place at the Beer Mine.

On the north side of the Drive-Thru are our friends from south of the border...


The Drive-Thru is now home to the finest Mexican food in the Greater Bagwine region. The burritos are HUGE and they taste Mooey Yum-Oh.

That's Jesus manning the kitchen. See how he gladly posed for my picture? I've always told you that I was incredibly close with our Lord and Savior.

But wait just a minute...I smell something other than the aroma of a taco de la pollo...Holy Cow!! The smell that I smell is pig cooking!!

Sweet Jesus (The Lord, not the Taco guy) the Beer Mine is offering up BBQ'd pork and chicken in addition to Mexican cuisine.

We've gone international, Bitches!! Pork Chop Sandwich, anyone?

But strap yourselves in and hold on for dear life, you chuckleheads. In addition to the new dining choices, The Beer Mine has a new employee as well...

Ladies and Gentlemen...I give you, Dan.

Dan will be filling in for Pizza Bill, Little Bill, and/or myself whenever the need should arise.

He seems to be an affable guy who has long hair, and is in dire need of some sex. So ladies, email me and I'll hook ya up.

So there you have it. MEXICANS, AFRICAN-Americans, and a hard rockin' WHITE guy...

The Beer Mine is not just a hotbed of cultural diversity, it is the United Fucking Nations meets Bagwine, Ohio.

Amen, and Amen...

While I am working today, I am going to brush up on my Spanish and and my Jive.

Enjoy your Sunday all.

Cheers, and Adios Muthafuckahs!!