I am at a loss. You would think that the United States is a relatively safe place to live, and then what happens?Those damn Russians invade the State of Georgia!!
It’s like the Cold War and the Civil War have been blended into a quixotic, bellicose cocktail of what is surely to be known as the, “The Redneck Russian.”
Drink up folks, The Russians are Coming, The Russians are Coming!!
They are penetrating deep into Georgia, with troops, armored vehicles, aircraft, and are now dispatching their Black Sea naval fleet to presumably surround Jekyll Island.
And what does President Bush have to say about this raping of our brothers and sisters in the Peach State?
Bush told Prime Minister Vladimir Putin,
(as they had a leisurely dinner of egg roll and Cream of Sum Yung Guy, while watching overly muscular, pre-pubescent chicks straddle a pommel horse, oooohing, while incredibly athletically talented black guys beat the hell out of the Chinese Basketball team and…
Patting a soon-to-be sandied ass chick with under-developed mammaries, on the small of the back because to pat her on the actual ass, would not sit well with red states…)
“This is unacceptable.” “This action is disproportionate, Prime Minister Soulful Eyes.”
To which Putin replied, “Fuck the Georgians, and pass me the Soy Sauce, Dumbass.”
Oh sure, when Dubya wants to invade a third rate power such as Iraq, his little wee-wee gets all a-twitter, living vicariously through the rifle of an 18 year old Marine, but…
When Russian President, Dmitry “Tecumseh” Medvedev seeks to burn Atlanta, it’s nothing but, “C’mon, Ruskies, I’m watching Michael Phelps churn some more agua into Gold!!” says Bush.
Ai yi yi…I just don’t get it.
And, I don’t understand why the Russians would want to attack Georgia anyway.
Do they want to corner the market on peaches and red clay, or do they just want to nationalize the Atlanta Braves and bring Major League Baseball to Eastern Europe?
"Хорошо Хит, Chipper"…That means “Nice Hit, Chipper.” No need to thank me, Comrade Jones.
I don’t understand any of this. Russia attacks Georgia and we do nothing?
Where will we get our Coca-Cola, our CNN, our Weather Channel, our crazy Ted Turner antics?
We won’t get them at all, because the Russians will have assimilated them all.
The worst thing is, once the Russians gain full control of Georgia, Paula Deen will no longer cook with butter and bacon…
She’ll cook with beets and dirt.
Cheers!!
Patting a soon-to-be sandied ass chick with under-developed mammaries, on the small of the back because to pat her on the actual ass, would not sit well with red states…)
“This is unacceptable.” “This action is disproportionate, Prime Minister Soulful Eyes.”
To which Putin replied, “Fuck the Georgians, and pass me the Soy Sauce, Dumbass.”
Oh sure, when Dubya wants to invade a third rate power such as Iraq, his little wee-wee gets all a-twitter, living vicariously through the rifle of an 18 year old Marine, but…
When Russian President, Dmitry “Tecumseh” Medvedev seeks to burn Atlanta, it’s nothing but, “C’mon, Ruskies, I’m watching Michael Phelps churn some more agua into Gold!!” says Bush.
Ai yi yi…I just don’t get it.
And, I don’t understand why the Russians would want to attack Georgia anyway.
Do they want to corner the market on peaches and red clay, or do they just want to nationalize the Atlanta Braves and bring Major League Baseball to Eastern Europe?
"Хорошо Хит, Chipper"…That means “Nice Hit, Chipper.” No need to thank me, Comrade Jones.
I don’t understand any of this. Russia attacks Georgia and we do nothing?
Where will we get our Coca-Cola, our CNN, our Weather Channel, our crazy Ted Turner antics?
We won’t get them at all, because the Russians will have assimilated them all.
The worst thing is, once the Russians gain full control of Georgia, Paula Deen will no longer cook with butter and bacon…
She’ll cook with beets and dirt.
Cheers!!
