Thursday, March 06, 2008

Half Nekkid Thursday: Matt-Man Bares His Organ

Well today is my second ever Half Nekkid Thursday. I do love this so.

My lovely blogging friend Dana, has encouraged me to sell my half nekkid body out like a cheap piece of man-meat.

I thanked her, and I encourage you to do the same, and check her HNT out by clicking HERE.

I love it, because I get to give back something to all of you…not only my body, but in all likelihood a case of something reminiscent of a touch of botchulism.

That aside, this week’s HNT had a theme. Participant’s were supposed to use a high tech item such as an iPod or a shiny new Mac in their photo.

Me, being the Neo-Amish guy that I am, have nothing Hi-Tech…


Well, other than my Casio CKT-491, to which I affectionately refer to as, Tyra Soundbanks. Purrrrrrrrrr.

Ladies and Gentlemen, without further adieu…A picture of me and my incredibly large organ:




I have an extra special treat for you as well today…

I haven’t played with my ivory skinned organ in nearly twenty years, but I played with it a lot this week.

I am quite a bit, “organically rusty” and I am in not great voice…but I did a couple of lines from a Colin Hay song. Hey, I gotta start over at some point, right?

I changed a few words, but here are couple of verses of me, in only my leather jacket and an earring, singing a slightly altered version of Colin Hay’s, “Beautiful World”.

Enjoy...



My, my, my it’s a Beautiful World
I like drinking Irish tea
Sometimes we even use, a shot of Hennessey’s
I like making my own tea…

My, my, my it’s a Beautiful World
I like hangin’ out with Schmoopie
She’s a sexy woman, who can still make me weak in the knees
She can make me smile, just watchin’ her watch TV
She’s simply the greatest friend to me…

My, my, it’s a Beautiful Worlllllld…


Have a great HNT all, see ya all tomorrow.

Cheers!!


133 comments:

Vixen said...

happyHNT :) Welcome!

TK Kerouac said...

Definately the largest organ I've seen tonight, Happy PC HNT!

Anonymous said...

What an organ!!! LOL HHNT!

Schmoop said...

Vixen: Thanks...and same to ya. Cheers!!

TK: Well I did just have it tuned. Cheers!!

Mariposa: You can play it if you'd like. Cheers, and HHNT to you too!!

Jay said...

Chicks love dudes that have huge organs and know how to play them. Well done.

Jahooni said...

i just got a hard on and i don't even have a **cough cough** organ of that kind! How can that be? ;)~

Shall we pass around the bagwine for this one? I say so......

Schmoop said...

Jay: And being from Arkansas I thought you would more prefer a little banjo music. Cheers Jay!!

Jahooni: Ahhhh, yes pass the Bagwine and let's celebrate your hard-on. Night Jahoooooni, and Cheers!!

Desert Songbird said...

Awww, a nice cuppa tea, a tale of love for Schmoopie, and a fondling and tickling of the organ.

All while dressed in leather.

Be still my heart.

LushlyMe said...

That is a HUGE organ! How do you manage to carry it around? HHNT!

Anonymous said...

Dean's on duty tonight. Thank god for that picture.

Ginormous Boobs said...

I'm kind of dying to run my fingers up and down that big white organ.

Next week, please feature the skin flute. It's an instrument I definitely know how to play.

Felicity said...

nice...lol...HHNT!

Liz Hill said...

I was all ready with the snarky comment but you made me go AWWWWWWW with your verse for Schmoop!

Angel said...

I just looovvveee those sunglasses...there is something about a man who wears sunglasses and plays music.....naked!!!! HHNT

Dana said...

And women say that size doesn't matter - just try to tell me we wouldn't all jump on that organ if given the chance!

Lu' said...

You fingered your organ well and your attempt to please us orally was a suckcess too. Right on.

Schmoop said...

Songbird: C'mere and let me calm your your heart dear. Cheers!!

Lushlyme: It's rough. I wish I had a couple hot female roadies to help me out. Cheers!!

Kyra: Ahhhh, and all political debate ends with a song. ; ) Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

GB: Ooooo Baby!! Skinflute pic, eh? Unfortunately, I play that all too well myself. Cheers!!

Mascota: Why thanks, and purrrrrr. Cheers!!

TB: Dontcha hate that. I hate when I get my sarcasm put in check as well. Thanks. Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

Angel: I am like a white, naked version of Stevie Wonder. HHNT to you. Cheers!!

Dana: I won't tell you that and I hope you are right. Cheers Dana!!

Schmoop said...

Lu;ita: Why thanks dear, and thanks for the interesting pic you sent. Cheers!!

Ken said...

Not as big a shock as I was expecting, altough I did hesitate with the mouse before clicking Bagwine.
Great song, it sounded....
Straight From The Heart

Schmoop said...

Mickey: Ha...I don't mind posting pics that are a bit diaturbing, but I wouldn't post anything that would kill you!!

Thanks and Cheers!!

leelee said...

wow...and it's even an upright! What a treat!!!!

As for that song...what a lovely tribute to one lucky lady!!

I tried calling you in for American Idol..but the lines were closed...you would have clinched it....so in the words of the immortal and immensely talented Paula Abdul

"Your talent is your art. It is not to be taken for granted."

Schmoop said...

Leelee: I like to keep an upright organ, and I play with it everyday so it stays that way. Lucky Lady? There might be some disagreement from her on that.

Cheers, and try to keep jammin' the phone lines!!

Leighann said...

You make Thursdays worth living!

(I did a HNT today too!)

Schmoop said...

Leighann: You are far too kind. I shall be right over Hot Stuff. Cheers!!

Anonymous said...

If you ever get tired of that organ, I'll let you play bongos on my ass!

I noticed that you seem to be showing more skin as each week comes along. When do we get the full Monty?

Schmoop said...

Metal: Ooooooo baby, I play the drums as well so I think I could keep a good beat on your bongos.

Full Monty? I consider myself a man of mystery...Or is that, Misery? Cheers!!

RW said...

Hahaha the Google image tagging crew is going to love that.

Cheesy said...

Says the video is no longer available.. Are those damned internet censors at it again?? Love the words tho babe~~

Schmoop said...

Roger: Ha...I try to keep that in mind when I write a post Roger. Cheers!!

Cheesy: I just played it two seconds ago. Hmmmmm. Must Ruminate. Cheers!!

Desert Songbird said...

It could have been really bad. You could have posed with an iPod nano...and still not have anything showing...

Schmoop said...

Songbird: See!? See!? You are allowing your surliness to shine through yet again. But it was funny. Cheers!!

none said...

Expect offers from your female readers to tickle your ivories ;)

Schmoop said...

Hammer: Just an "offer" would be a step up for me. Cheers!!

The Boy said...

You are one serious hung piano player! I had a follow on joke but hammer went and stole it...

Schmoop said...

Boy: It really sings when I plug it in. Cheers!!

You can Call me AL said...

Damn, you have style Matt-Man!

Schmoop said...

Al: It's a style all my own...mainly because nobody else wants it. Cheers!!

Lex Valentine said...

I do feel better now! You have a great organ, and you can even carry a tune! WOOT! Today is going MUCH better!

Schmoop said...

Winter: Thanks and glad to hear it. Just remember to say those two magic words you used yesterday if things go south again today. Cheers!!

Lu' said...

re: pic. I'm new here but with all that talk about pork and other things, I thought it fit.

Liz Hill said...

Dammit Songbird stole my real comment!

Unknown said...

Hmmm, me thinks your organ is bigger than mine....make you guess?????

Odat said...

Wow Matt....there are no words ...

Great song tho...you have a good voice!!!

Peace

Anonymous said...

Well, politics will always be important to me but I think it would be a fair assumption that sex may be slightly moreso :-) Besides, who can talk politics with such a smokin' hot naked man straddling a musical instrument?

Schmoop said...

Lulita: Yes it will, I found it quite amusing. Cheers!!

TB: The iPod Comment? Why do you guys hate me so much. Cheers!!

Mama: Don't be so sure...The internets can lie. Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

Odat: Thanka alot Odat. You are partially responsible for this. I have had that song in my head since you posted it on your site awhile back. Cheers!!

Kyra: At least with sex, unlike politics, a good screwin' feels good. Cheers!!

Casdok said...

Glad i popped over here today!! :)

Ed & Jeanne said...

Well now, that's a mighty large organ to hold there matt-man. It looks like you tune it a lot too!
PS - Part 2 is out now.

Schmoop said...

Casdok: Well I am to Cas. Hope you and C are doing well. Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

VE: It does require alot of detailed care and attention on my part. I'll be by today my good man. Cheers!!

Mo and The Purries said...

Holy Crap, I'm blinded by the sight!

Schmoop said...

Mo: People often say that when looking upon the face of God as well...I'll start calling you Mo-Ses. Cheers!!

Angell said...

You've just been waiting to use the organ haven't you?

Happy HNT.

Love the tunage.

Schmoop said...

Angell: You have no idea. Thanks, and I will make certain to "pop" by today Angell. Cheers!!

Anonymous said...

Excellent!

The Absurdist said...

Geez. This makes me feel better about the masturbation video I taped yesterday.

Schmoop said...

Naughty: Why thanks, and thanks for stopping by. Cheers!!

Absurdist: Ha...Care to share it? Cheers!!

The Absurdist said...

I wish I could, but it's for one very, very special person. I have never done anything like that in my life. It was actually kinda embarrassing, and it was hard to um, you know, because I knew I was videotaping myself.

Schmoop said...

Absurdist: Well if you tape another one and need help calming down, I used to work as a fluffer in the Lesbian Porn industry. Cheers!!

Cinnamon Girl said...

Wa wa waaaaaaaa...

Organ indeed. Where is the man meat?!

Schmoop said...

Starr: It's there; it's just playing back up. Cheers!!

The Teamster said...
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Schmoop said...

Teamster: Flowers, Roses?

C'mon, I'm Matt-Man, not John "Can I Get Any Gayer Without Actually Being Gay" Tesh.

Oooooo...Me, Hill, and my Organ. What a musical three way that would be. Cheers!!

Cinnamon Girl said...

Dude if you go the Rose route, might I suggest some Patchouli inscense and a nice rayon scarf with spangles?

And hell no you are not John Tesh. More Yanni....or Zamphir and his Magic Flute ;)

Schmoop said...

Satrr: Zamfir Rocks!! I even used him in a post eaons ago. Ha.

A scarf, eh? I have already been requested to wear a cape. I may have to change my name to Liber-Matt-Chee. Cheers!!

The Teamster said...
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Bunny said...

I like what you do with your organ!

HHNT!

Schmoop said...

Teamster: You should have stuck to the flower story. While I am flattrered, I really would prefer not to have your tulips on my organ. On this point, I stand firm. Cheers!!

Bunny: Thanks and thanks for stopping by. I hope you bring me a couple of nice things for Easter. Cheers!!

Mo and The Purries said...

You're gonna call me Mo-ses, eh?
Well set me adrift in the bullrushes, but don't make me look at your burning bush, okay?!?!

Schmoop said...

Mo: So let it be written; so let it be done. Cheers!!

Ken said...

When a song sticks in your head that's one thing, but when a face peeking around a giant organ sticks in your head, and you can't help but laugh every time, there must be a problem. Help!!!

Cinnamon Girl said...

If you go the cape route might I suggest an old fashioned Nurse cape all Ratchet? Dad used to wear one with his lion cloth and roller skates in his hippy days. Quite the look.

And last I check, men had lips Teamster so that pink flag is still waving :P

Schmoop said...

Micky: Holy Crap Man!! Sorry about that. I live with this face so I know the pain you are going through. A Thousand Pardons... Cheers!!

Lapis Ruber said...

Ok, I know size matters but this is ridiculous :-) Happy HNT.

Schmoop said...

Starr: Sweet. Your Dad rocked. I guess a nice big, bling encrusted, gaudy, seven foot tall walking stick would be a nice accessory.

I think Teamster got mad at me. he deleted his comments...

Schmoop said...

Lapis: Ha...It's not ridiculous...It's Magic!! Thanks for stopping by and Cheers!!

Biscuit said...

How often do you get accused of stuffing? ;)

Biscuit...a little more so

Cinnamon Girl said...

Doh :p

Organ envy - it's a sad thing =(
That picture really does give new meaning to the phrase "tickling the ivories" doesn't it? You need a sun lamp for them Man Thighs ;)

Schmoop said...

Starr: Yeah, well, you either got a stiff keyboard or not. I know, I know, I need some sun.

There just isn't much of it in Ohio from November thru April. Plus it gives them that glow in the dark kinkiness in a dark bedroom. Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

Biscuit: I don't get accused of it; I freely admit it. Thanks for stopping by, and Cheers!!

The Teamster said...

no...not mad....didn't like the way things were sounding (or reading) and don't want to give the word "teamster" a bad reputation (or is it too late)....it takes a lot more than as little blog humor to get me mad.....plus...teamsters don't get mad.....

Schmoop said...

Teamster: Dear God, Man...You see the stuff I write about myself and the pics of me that I post.

I don't think you have to worry about how anything you have written on here sounds or reads. Cheers!!

desert rat said...

Oh, first I laughed out loud! Love the glasses but as a pianist, I'm intrigued by your organ...

Then I listened to your song - I thought it was wonderful. Humorous, melodious, and romantic. I'm wagering your Schmoopie loved it!

You're a very talented guy, Matt-Man!

Happy Half-Naked Thursday To You. I'm off to buy a chair!

Schmoop said...

Desert Rat: I'm not much of a pianist. I taught myself, so my skills are quite limited.

But I do thank you very much. A new chair, eh? Is it a Bondage Chair? Cheers!!

Anonymous said...

Wow... that's a big 'un you've got... Impressive...

Sandee said...

Nice organ you got there Matt-Man. I must say I've never seen one quite that big either. Congratulations on being well-hung.

I hope Schmoopie liked the song. A nice tribute to your friend and woman. Have a great HNT too. :)

Schmoop said...

DB: The day you tickle my ivories with those heels of yours, is the day that I am certain that Heaven exists. Cheers!!

Sandee: Thanks. My organ is loud, proud, and sassy.

I think Schmoop actually did like it. Cheers!!

Beth said...

I should at least get credit for taking the picture??!!!

I love the song, it is very sweet!! Thanks!

Schmoop said...

Schmoop: Be still my heart...You get more credit for doing what you did after you took the picture.

Namely, making a fish sandwich for me.

Did I ever tell you, you're my heroooo. You're everything I would like to be...

Okay, I promise to sober up before you get home. Luvvvvs.

Jahooni said...

schmoop has a blog??? she makes a fish sandwhich, funny so do I ;)~
BAAWWWHHHAAAA

i have your picture as my wallpaper, i just can't get enough!

Schmoop said...

Jahooni: Something about a woman who has a blog and makes a fish sandwich that just gets me all a twitter. Rowwwwrrrrr.

Wow...My pic is your wallpaper? I am honored, flattered, and just a bit disturbed. Cheers Jahooooooni!!

Lynda said...

Oh MM, I think you are destined for stardom, you are without doubt an extremely clever, talented, and off the wall man... I can't say much about your organ, as so much was already said, but, it was great! The song was very YOU and sweet as can be, Schmoop is a lucky lady indeed, and, what a riot you two must have together... excellent presentation in every way, and, U are the dude of devastation to say the least... loved it... have a great day and :))))))))))

Schmoop said...

Lyn: Wow...Why Thanks!! "The Dude of Devastation"...I think I like that. Yes, I'm sure I do.

We are a riot together. Unfortunately, the riot usually consist of us throwing rocks and Molotov Cocktails at each other. Bada Bing.

Cheers Lyn!!

maryt/theteach said...

You got me hilarious, Matt!! A Black and white organ... Are you the product of a mixed marriage? :D

Beth said...

Lucky for you, I don't have much access to rocks, and I would NEVER throw a cocktail in any form!! Love.

Schmoop said...

Teach: Ha. Thanks, Yes I was...My dad a man and my Mom was woman. Cheers!!

Schmoop: Respecting the booze...Just one more reason why I love you. Cheers!!

Ken said...

Looking for 100

Ken said...

This Time!

Lu' said...

Hopefully you wont see the pic tacked up on a telephone pole near you :)

Laura said...

I'm not going to read the 101 other comments -- sorry!

Just wanted to tell you how beautiful your organ is and you really know how to use it! Schmoop may get jealous that you're sharing it with all of us, though!

- said...

and whatta ORGAN is truly is!!! ; ) mmm hmmmm.... gotta luv it!!! ; ) happyhnt 2 u! ; )

Schmoop said...

Micky: Grandstander!!! Cheers!!

Lu: That would be unfortunate. Cheers!!

Laura: So nice to see you Laura. My organ is so very happy to see you. I hope all is well. Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

Smile: Ha. Thanks, HHNT, and thanks for stopping by. Cheers!!

Secondhand Rose said...

I love it when a man with a big organ also knows how to use it! Hubba!

Schmoop said...

Seconhand: Ha...I play it pretty well. Sometimes solo, but I prefer duets. Thanks for stopping. Cheers!!

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

Not sure what is whiter - the keys on the organ or you

Lisa Ryan said...

LOL, Song Bird and iPod nano. Still laughing...

Hot Damn you are sweet and sexy today Matt-man. (and I commented earlier but my comment is gone - Feckin blogger!)

Schmoop said...

Bond: The keys and my legs, must match the brightness of my mind. Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

Lisa: Don't encourage her. Thanks Lisa, one day I hope to be as hot as you. Purrrrr.

I've had Blogger problems today as well. Cheers!!

Polt said...

Dude, i am SO impressed by your organ! As a gay man, I have seen MANY a man's organ, and yours, well, it outshines them all!

HAPPY HNT!

Schmoop said...

Polt: Well thank you. I am very proud of it and I polish it as often as I can. Thanks for stopping by, and Cheers!!

Cheesy said...

Ok --checking back and I STILL cant get the song.. chit chit chit...Guess I will have to use my imagination.. cripes I will be in trouble today, again~~~

Schmoop said...

Cheesy: Well WTF? I'll email you the link. Cheers!!

Jeff B said...

Beleive it or not, I do not have a smart ass comment for you today.

I'm too busy laughing at that pic.

Bwahahahaha

Travis Cody said...

Even if you're say you weren't in good voice, it's a damn sight better than I could do.

Cheers!

Anonymous said...

Wow, that is WAY larger than I was expecting Matt-Man. I am really impressed. Size really does matter in the performance, ya know. ;)

Happy Thursday.

Janna said...

I have an organ almost that exact same size in my living room right now.
But I think it needs batteries.

How are YOUR batteries doing?

Janna said...

Or is yours the "plug-in" kind? :)

Unknown said...

Jeeze! I must send myself weekly memos reminding meself not to drop by on Thursdays.

Schmoop said...

Jeff: HA...Thanks for finding my organ so damn funny Mister. Cheers!!

Travis: Well thanks alot. It's been awhile since I have sang and played at the same time confuses me some time. Cheers!!

CrAzY: Do you think I should do an encore? Cheers Tish!!

Schmoop said...

Janna: No batteries needed...This baby has a huge power pack. Cheers!!

Nick: I must be alone in finding this to be a religious experience. Cheers!!

Unknown said...

Religious experience? Are you having a tantric relationship with that keyboard?

Karen said...

LOL. You crack me up.

Schmoop said...

Nick: I don't know...Maybe, I am. Let me Google that. Cheers!!

Karen: That's what everyone says when I strip my clothes off. Cheers!!

Unknown said...

Oooooooh - I want to play with your organ NOW!

Schmoop said...

Sanni: Oooooooo Baby, play me like Beethoven. Cheers Hot Stuff!!

katherine. said...

I didn't read all of these comments....so I am guessing I am not the only one who wants to play your organ.

Maybe a few pics of the teamster for HNT?

Schmoop said...

Kat: Well tell him to do so...He actually deleted some comments on here after I responded. I was crushed. Cheers!!

jillie said...

That is ONE HELL OF AN ORGAN MATT! I'm sure you're the envy of every "organist" lol!!!

Schmoop said...

Jillie: Many of my friends have Organ Envy. Cheers!!

katherine. said...

just to be clear....the Teamster tulips are mine...all mine...thank you very much.