Well today is my second ever Half Nekkid Thursday. I do love this so.
My lovely blogging friend Dana, has encouraged me to sell my half nekkid body out like a cheap piece of man-meat.
I thanked her, and I encourage you to do the same, and check her HNT out by clicking HERE.
I love it, because I get to give back something to all of you…not only my body, but in all likelihood a case of something reminiscent of a touch of botchulism.
That aside, this week’s HNT had a theme. Participant’s were supposed to use a high tech item such as an iPod or a shiny new Mac in their photo.
Me, being the Neo-Amish guy that I am, have nothing Hi-Tech…
Ladies and Gentlemen, without further adieu…A picture of me and my incredibly large organ:
I have an extra special treat for you as well today…
I haven’t played with my ivory skinned organ in nearly twenty years, but I played with it a lot this week.
I am quite a bit, “organically rusty” and I am in not great voice…but I did a couple of lines from a Colin Hay song. Hey, I gotta start over at some point, right?
I changed a few words, but here are couple of verses of me, in only my leather jacket and an earring, singing a slightly altered version of Colin Hay’s, “Beautiful World”.
Enjoy...
My, my, my it’s a Beautiful World
I like drinking Irish tea
Sometimes we even use, a shot of Hennessey’s
I like making my own tea…
My, my, my it’s a Beautiful World
I like hangin’ out with Schmoopie
She’s a sexy woman, who can still make me weak in the knees
She can make me smile, just watchin’ her watch TV
She’s simply the greatest friend to me…
My, my, it’s a Beautiful Worlllllld…
Have a great HNT all, see ya all tomorrow.
Cheers!!
133 comments:
happyHNT :) Welcome!
Definately the largest organ I've seen tonight, Happy PC HNT!
What an organ!!! LOL HHNT!
Vixen: Thanks...and same to ya. Cheers!!
TK: Well I did just have it tuned. Cheers!!
Mariposa: You can play it if you'd like. Cheers, and HHNT to you too!!
Chicks love dudes that have huge organs and know how to play them. Well done.
i just got a hard on and i don't even have a **cough cough** organ of that kind! How can that be? ;)~
Shall we pass around the bagwine for this one? I say so......
Jay: And being from Arkansas I thought you would more prefer a little banjo music. Cheers Jay!!
Jahooni: Ahhhh, yes pass the Bagwine and let's celebrate your hard-on. Night Jahoooooni, and Cheers!!
Awww, a nice cuppa tea, a tale of love for Schmoopie, and a fondling and tickling of the organ.
All while dressed in leather.
Be still my heart.
That is a HUGE organ! How do you manage to carry it around? HHNT!
Dean's on duty tonight. Thank god for that picture.
I'm kind of dying to run my fingers up and down that big white organ.
Next week, please feature the skin flute. It's an instrument I definitely know how to play.
nice...lol...HHNT!
I was all ready with the snarky comment but you made me go AWWWWWWW with your verse for Schmoop!
I just looovvveee those sunglasses...there is something about a man who wears sunglasses and plays music.....naked!!!! HHNT
And women say that size doesn't matter - just try to tell me we wouldn't all jump on that organ if given the chance!
You fingered your organ well and your attempt to please us orally was a suckcess too. Right on.
Songbird: C'mere and let me calm your your heart dear. Cheers!!
Lushlyme: It's rough. I wish I had a couple hot female roadies to help me out. Cheers!!
Kyra: Ahhhh, and all political debate ends with a song. ; ) Cheers!!
GB: Ooooo Baby!! Skinflute pic, eh? Unfortunately, I play that all too well myself. Cheers!!
Mascota: Why thanks, and purrrrrr. Cheers!!
TB: Dontcha hate that. I hate when I get my sarcasm put in check as well. Thanks. Cheers!!
Angel: I am like a white, naked version of Stevie Wonder. HHNT to you. Cheers!!
Dana: I won't tell you that and I hope you are right. Cheers Dana!!
Lu;ita: Why thanks dear, and thanks for the interesting pic you sent. Cheers!!
Not as big a shock as I was expecting, altough I did hesitate with the mouse before clicking Bagwine.
Great song, it sounded....
Straight From The Heart
Mickey: Ha...I don't mind posting pics that are a bit diaturbing, but I wouldn't post anything that would kill you!!
Thanks and Cheers!!
wow...and it's even an upright! What a treat!!!!
As for that song...what a lovely tribute to one lucky lady!!
I tried calling you in for American Idol..but the lines were closed...you would have clinched it....so in the words of the immortal and immensely talented Paula Abdul
"Your talent is your art. It is not to be taken for granted."
Leelee: I like to keep an upright organ, and I play with it everyday so it stays that way. Lucky Lady? There might be some disagreement from her on that.
Cheers, and try to keep jammin' the phone lines!!
You make Thursdays worth living!
(I did a HNT today too!)
Leighann: You are far too kind. I shall be right over Hot Stuff. Cheers!!
If you ever get tired of that organ, I'll let you play bongos on my ass!
I noticed that you seem to be showing more skin as each week comes along. When do we get the full Monty?
Metal: Ooooooo baby, I play the drums as well so I think I could keep a good beat on your bongos.
Full Monty? I consider myself a man of mystery...Or is that, Misery? Cheers!!
Hahaha the Google image tagging crew is going to love that.
Says the video is no longer available.. Are those damned internet censors at it again?? Love the words tho babe~~
Roger: Ha...I try to keep that in mind when I write a post Roger. Cheers!!
Cheesy: I just played it two seconds ago. Hmmmmm. Must Ruminate. Cheers!!
It could have been really bad. You could have posed with an iPod nano...and still not have anything showing...
Songbird: See!? See!? You are allowing your surliness to shine through yet again. But it was funny. Cheers!!
Expect offers from your female readers to tickle your ivories ;)
Hammer: Just an "offer" would be a step up for me. Cheers!!
You are one serious hung piano player! I had a follow on joke but hammer went and stole it...
Boy: It really sings when I plug it in. Cheers!!
Damn, you have style Matt-Man!
Al: It's a style all my own...mainly because nobody else wants it. Cheers!!
I do feel better now! You have a great organ, and you can even carry a tune! WOOT! Today is going MUCH better!
Winter: Thanks and glad to hear it. Just remember to say those two magic words you used yesterday if things go south again today. Cheers!!
re: pic. I'm new here but with all that talk about pork and other things, I thought it fit.
Dammit Songbird stole my real comment!
Hmmm, me thinks your organ is bigger than mine....make you guess?????
Wow Matt....there are no words ...
Great song tho...you have a good voice!!!
Peace
Well, politics will always be important to me but I think it would be a fair assumption that sex may be slightly moreso :-) Besides, who can talk politics with such a smokin' hot naked man straddling a musical instrument?
Lulita: Yes it will, I found it quite amusing. Cheers!!
TB: The iPod Comment? Why do you guys hate me so much. Cheers!!
Mama: Don't be so sure...The internets can lie. Cheers!!
Odat: Thanka alot Odat. You are partially responsible for this. I have had that song in my head since you posted it on your site awhile back. Cheers!!
Kyra: At least with sex, unlike politics, a good screwin' feels good. Cheers!!
Glad i popped over here today!! :)
Well now, that's a mighty large organ to hold there matt-man. It looks like you tune it a lot too!
PS - Part 2 is out now.
Casdok: Well I am to Cas. Hope you and C are doing well. Cheers!!
VE: It does require alot of detailed care and attention on my part. I'll be by today my good man. Cheers!!
Holy Crap, I'm blinded by the sight!
Mo: People often say that when looking upon the face of God as well...I'll start calling you Mo-Ses. Cheers!!
You've just been waiting to use the organ haven't you?
Happy HNT.
Love the tunage.
Angell: You have no idea. Thanks, and I will make certain to "pop" by today Angell. Cheers!!
Excellent!
Geez. This makes me feel better about the masturbation video I taped yesterday.
Naughty: Why thanks, and thanks for stopping by. Cheers!!
Absurdist: Ha...Care to share it? Cheers!!
I wish I could, but it's for one very, very special person. I have never done anything like that in my life. It was actually kinda embarrassing, and it was hard to um, you know, because I knew I was videotaping myself.
Absurdist: Well if you tape another one and need help calming down, I used to work as a fluffer in the Lesbian Porn industry. Cheers!!
Wa wa waaaaaaaa...
Organ indeed. Where is the man meat?!
Starr: It's there; it's just playing back up. Cheers!!
Teamster: Flowers, Roses?
C'mon, I'm Matt-Man, not John "Can I Get Any Gayer Without Actually Being Gay" Tesh.
Oooooo...Me, Hill, and my Organ. What a musical three way that would be. Cheers!!
Dude if you go the Rose route, might I suggest some Patchouli inscense and a nice rayon scarf with spangles?
And hell no you are not John Tesh. More Yanni....or Zamphir and his Magic Flute ;)
Satrr: Zamfir Rocks!! I even used him in a post eaons ago. Ha.
A scarf, eh? I have already been requested to wear a cape. I may have to change my name to Liber-Matt-Chee. Cheers!!
I like what you do with your organ!
HHNT!
Teamster: You should have stuck to the flower story. While I am flattrered, I really would prefer not to have your tulips on my organ. On this point, I stand firm. Cheers!!
Bunny: Thanks and thanks for stopping by. I hope you bring me a couple of nice things for Easter. Cheers!!
You're gonna call me Mo-ses, eh?
Well set me adrift in the bullrushes, but don't make me look at your burning bush, okay?!?!
Mo: So let it be written; so let it be done. Cheers!!
When a song sticks in your head that's one thing, but when a face peeking around a giant organ sticks in your head, and you can't help but laugh every time, there must be a problem. Help!!!
If you go the cape route might I suggest an old fashioned Nurse cape all Ratchet? Dad used to wear one with his lion cloth and roller skates in his hippy days. Quite the look.
And last I check, men had lips Teamster so that pink flag is still waving :P
Micky: Holy Crap Man!! Sorry about that. I live with this face so I know the pain you are going through. A Thousand Pardons... Cheers!!
Ok, I know size matters but this is ridiculous :-) Happy HNT.
Starr: Sweet. Your Dad rocked. I guess a nice big, bling encrusted, gaudy, seven foot tall walking stick would be a nice accessory.
I think Teamster got mad at me. he deleted his comments...
Lapis: Ha...It's not ridiculous...It's Magic!! Thanks for stopping by and Cheers!!
How often do you get accused of stuffing? ;)
Biscuit...a little more so
Doh :p
Organ envy - it's a sad thing =(
That picture really does give new meaning to the phrase "tickling the ivories" doesn't it? You need a sun lamp for them Man Thighs ;)
Starr: Yeah, well, you either got a stiff keyboard or not. I know, I know, I need some sun.
There just isn't much of it in Ohio from November thru April. Plus it gives them that glow in the dark kinkiness in a dark bedroom. Cheers!!
Biscuit: I don't get accused of it; I freely admit it. Thanks for stopping by, and Cheers!!
no...not mad....didn't like the way things were sounding (or reading) and don't want to give the word "teamster" a bad reputation (or is it too late)....it takes a lot more than as little blog humor to get me mad.....plus...teamsters don't get mad.....
Teamster: Dear God, Man...You see the stuff I write about myself and the pics of me that I post.
I don't think you have to worry about how anything you have written on here sounds or reads. Cheers!!
Oh, first I laughed out loud! Love the glasses but as a pianist, I'm intrigued by your organ...
Then I listened to your song - I thought it was wonderful. Humorous, melodious, and romantic. I'm wagering your Schmoopie loved it!
You're a very talented guy, Matt-Man!
Happy Half-Naked Thursday To You. I'm off to buy a chair!
Desert Rat: I'm not much of a pianist. I taught myself, so my skills are quite limited.
But I do thank you very much. A new chair, eh? Is it a Bondage Chair? Cheers!!
Wow... that's a big 'un you've got... Impressive...
Nice organ you got there Matt-Man. I must say I've never seen one quite that big either. Congratulations on being well-hung.
I hope Schmoopie liked the song. A nice tribute to your friend and woman. Have a great HNT too. :)
DB: The day you tickle my ivories with those heels of yours, is the day that I am certain that Heaven exists. Cheers!!
Sandee: Thanks. My organ is loud, proud, and sassy.
I think Schmoop actually did like it. Cheers!!
I should at least get credit for taking the picture??!!!
I love the song, it is very sweet!! Thanks!
Schmoop: Be still my heart...You get more credit for doing what you did after you took the picture.
Namely, making a fish sandwich for me.
Did I ever tell you, you're my heroooo. You're everything I would like to be...
Okay, I promise to sober up before you get home. Luvvvvs.
schmoop has a blog??? she makes a fish sandwhich, funny so do I ;)~
BAAWWWHHHAAAA
i have your picture as my wallpaper, i just can't get enough!
Jahooni: Something about a woman who has a blog and makes a fish sandwich that just gets me all a twitter. Rowwwwrrrrr.
Wow...My pic is your wallpaper? I am honored, flattered, and just a bit disturbed. Cheers Jahooooooni!!
Oh MM, I think you are destined for stardom, you are without doubt an extremely clever, talented, and off the wall man... I can't say much about your organ, as so much was already said, but, it was great! The song was very YOU and sweet as can be, Schmoop is a lucky lady indeed, and, what a riot you two must have together... excellent presentation in every way, and, U are the dude of devastation to say the least... loved it... have a great day and :))))))))))
Lyn: Wow...Why Thanks!! "The Dude of Devastation"...I think I like that. Yes, I'm sure I do.
We are a riot together. Unfortunately, the riot usually consist of us throwing rocks and Molotov Cocktails at each other. Bada Bing.
Cheers Lyn!!
You got me hilarious, Matt!! A Black and white organ... Are you the product of a mixed marriage? :D
Lucky for you, I don't have much access to rocks, and I would NEVER throw a cocktail in any form!! Love.
Teach: Ha. Thanks, Yes I was...My dad a man and my Mom was woman. Cheers!!
Schmoop: Respecting the booze...Just one more reason why I love you. Cheers!!
Looking for 100
This Time!
Hopefully you wont see the pic tacked up on a telephone pole near you :)
I'm not going to read the 101 other comments -- sorry!
Just wanted to tell you how beautiful your organ is and you really know how to use it! Schmoop may get jealous that you're sharing it with all of us, though!
and whatta ORGAN is truly is!!! ; ) mmm hmmmm.... gotta luv it!!! ; ) happyhnt 2 u! ; )
Micky: Grandstander!!! Cheers!!
Lu: That would be unfortunate. Cheers!!
Laura: So nice to see you Laura. My organ is so very happy to see you. I hope all is well. Cheers!!
Smile: Ha. Thanks, HHNT, and thanks for stopping by. Cheers!!
I love it when a man with a big organ also knows how to use it! Hubba!
Seconhand: Ha...I play it pretty well. Sometimes solo, but I prefer duets. Thanks for stopping. Cheers!!
Not sure what is whiter - the keys on the organ or you
LOL, Song Bird and iPod nano. Still laughing...
Hot Damn you are sweet and sexy today Matt-man. (and I commented earlier but my comment is gone - Feckin blogger!)
Bond: The keys and my legs, must match the brightness of my mind. Cheers!!
Lisa: Don't encourage her. Thanks Lisa, one day I hope to be as hot as you. Purrrrr.
I've had Blogger problems today as well. Cheers!!
Dude, i am SO impressed by your organ! As a gay man, I have seen MANY a man's organ, and yours, well, it outshines them all!
HAPPY HNT!
Polt: Well thank you. I am very proud of it and I polish it as often as I can. Thanks for stopping by, and Cheers!!
Ok --checking back and I STILL cant get the song.. chit chit chit...Guess I will have to use my imagination.. cripes I will be in trouble today, again~~~
Cheesy: Well WTF? I'll email you the link. Cheers!!
Beleive it or not, I do not have a smart ass comment for you today.
I'm too busy laughing at that pic.
Bwahahahaha
Even if you're say you weren't in good voice, it's a damn sight better than I could do.
Cheers!
Wow, that is WAY larger than I was expecting Matt-Man. I am really impressed. Size really does matter in the performance, ya know. ;)
Happy Thursday.
I have an organ almost that exact same size in my living room right now.
But I think it needs batteries.
How are YOUR batteries doing?
Or is yours the "plug-in" kind? :)
Jeeze! I must send myself weekly memos reminding meself not to drop by on Thursdays.
Jeff: HA...Thanks for finding my organ so damn funny Mister. Cheers!!
Travis: Well thanks alot. It's been awhile since I have sang and played at the same time confuses me some time. Cheers!!
CrAzY: Do you think I should do an encore? Cheers Tish!!
Janna: No batteries needed...This baby has a huge power pack. Cheers!!
Nick: I must be alone in finding this to be a religious experience. Cheers!!
Religious experience? Are you having a tantric relationship with that keyboard?
LOL. You crack me up.
Nick: I don't know...Maybe, I am. Let me Google that. Cheers!!
Karen: That's what everyone says when I strip my clothes off. Cheers!!
Oooooooh - I want to play with your organ NOW!
Sanni: Oooooooo Baby, play me like Beethoven. Cheers Hot Stuff!!
I didn't read all of these comments....so I am guessing I am not the only one who wants to play your organ.
Maybe a few pics of the teamster for HNT?
Kat: Well tell him to do so...He actually deleted some comments on here after I responded. I was crushed. Cheers!!
That is ONE HELL OF AN ORGAN MATT! I'm sure you're the envy of every "organist" lol!!!
Jillie: Many of my friends have Organ Envy. Cheers!!
just to be clear....the Teamster tulips are mine...all mine...thank you very much.
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