Thursday, June 19, 2008

Half Nekkid Thursday: Bon Apetit

Dianne of Forks Off the Moment, requested awhile back that I do a HNT in the Bagwine Kitchen.

Well, Here it is...


You may ask yourself, "Is that a turkey baster in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?"




Of course I am happy to see you, but yes, it was a baster!!




Sometimes, it gets too HOT in kitchen and I have to step out for a minute...



This is Mr. Happy Hand. Him and I have not only shared cooking great food together, we have spent many a lonely, horny night together.

Say Goodbye, Mr. Happy Hand!!


Happy Half-Nekkid Thursday to all!!

I was going to talk about my upcoming camping trip with a famous person tomorrow, but I have changed my mind.

Tomorrow I will be settling this gay marriage issue once and for all.

I have a can't miss solution. So I hope you stop back by on Friday.

Cheers!!

78 comments:

Dana said...

Ha! You don't want to know what I do with my turkey baster ... or maybe you do *wink*

Schmoop said...

Dana: I think maybe I do. I would be more than happy to supply you with some giblets. Cheers Dana!!

Jeff B said...

Thank god you showed us that second picture. I was afraid that was an enema gone terribly wrong!

Schmoop said...

Jeff: Ha. Good One Jeff. Cheers you nut!!

Ashly Star said...

I knew turkey basters could be used for more than a couple things, haha. Your pictures are always great. Happy HNT! =)

Schmoop said...

Amorous: Thanks Sexy...Well, they do help distribute the juices, ya know. Cheers!!

TK Kerouac said...

See, you just never know where the turkey baster has been....Happy HNT!

Ms. Inconspicuous said...

Turkey baster? Is that what they're calling it nowadays? Sheesh. Kids.

;)

Happy HNT!

Schmoop said...

TK: That's why I eat Thanksgiving dinner in my own place. Cheers TK!!

Schmoop said...

Ms I: HA. I use that line alot too. Cheers and HHNT!!

Desert Songbird said...

This is why I eat ham on Thanksgiving.

Schmoop said...

Songbird: Ha...Very Good. Cheers Dear!!

boo said...

Sweet baby Nixon! First I saw Dana's behind and made a joke about roasts. Then I head over here, and what do I see? Matty - your rump roast is just as delicious as Dana's.

katherine. said...

just don't stand too close to the stove in that get up!

nice curvature...

Lex Valentine said...

*makes a note never to tell you to Talk to the Hand*

Another excellent HNT, Matt! I love this day of the week now!

Naughty K said...

That's an awesome turkey baster you have there...The question is, how good of a baster are you???
Happy HNT!

none said...

Now you can put that baster on ebay and make a fortune!

Schmoop said...

Boo: Eat Up!!! Cheers Boo!!

Kat: Well I sure won't be frying any bacon. Cheers Kat!!

Winter. Ha. Very Good Winter. Enjoy your day. Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

Naughty K: I put each and every drop of juice where it needs to go. Cheers!!

Hammer: Ha. You make me laugh, funny man. Cheers Hammer!!

Anonymous said...

LOVE your chef attire, but Mr. Happy Hand is kinda creepy :)

Schmoop said...

Biscuit: Thanks, but poor Mr. Happy Hand, he is crushed. Cheers Biscuit!!

Anonymous said...

What a masterbaster.

Schmoop said...

Metal: Ha. Aren't you clever. Cheers Bay-bay!!

Anonymous said...

My my my what a spankable booty...Mmm Mmm Mmm

Schmoop said...

Lady Jaye: Lay, Lady Jaye....Spank me in my big brass bed. Cheers LJ!!

Real Live Lesbian said...

I figured it was a turkey baster. Kinda small compared to your "giblets."

RW said...

The perverted Iron Chief airing at 2:00 AM this episode "Delusions of Grandeur".

Schmoop said...

RLL: Ha. True, and what I put it out is much tastier. Cheers Real!!

Roger: Ha. Very Good, Roger. Cheers!!

Leighann said...

Oh My! What a big baster you have! *bats eyelashes*

Schmoop said...

Leighann: Is there something of yours that needs to be "juiced"? Cheers Hot Stuff!!

As American as Apple Pie said...

My fav is the butt shot. I like how it's peaking out behind the apron. I'm a butt girl so that's always the first thing I check out on a person.

Katie :) said...

Just make sure not to fry bacon nekkid! :)
HHNT

Schmoop said...

Apple Pie: Nothing like a little Matt-Man Rump Roast in the morning. Thanks Apple. Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

Katie: As much as I loooove bacon, I always take the time to dress prior to frying it. Cheers Katie!!

Baby said...

CHEERS!!! You are just too cute in that apron too!!! :) HHNT!!!!

Schmoop said...

Baby: Why thanks, wanna come over for dinner? Cheers and HHNT, Baby!!

Knight said...

Mmmmm can I borrow your baster?

You can keep Mr. happy hand though. He looks a little sticky and those eye brows with the big smile give me a disturbing feeling he prefers children. Maybe you should have gone with Miss Happy Hand or is she busy on the right?

Schmoop said...

Knight: Anytime you want, and Ha. I guess he does have a bit of a John Wayne Gacy kinda feel to him. Cheers Knight!!

Karen said...

I am kind of scared of Mr. Happy Hand.

Schmoop said...

Karen: He's harmless. He is just here to please. Cheers Karen!!

Liz Hill said...

I so do NOT want to know what's in your gravy;-)


Nice boston butt there Matty!

Schmoop said...

TB: Oh c'mon, there's just a bit of Matt-Mannaisse in the gravy. And my Bean Town Butt, thanks you. Cheers, TB!!

Anonymous said...

You're a funny guy! I love it. Nice bum too btw. ;)

Schmoop said...

Fairy: And you, my dear, have a delicious looking tongue and clavicle. ; ) Thanks and Cheers, Fairy!!

Dianne said...

Oh Baby!!

Thank You! Thank You! Thank You!

I'll never be able to do anything in my kitchen again without thoughts of you!

All Mr Happy Hand needs is a make-over.

Schmoop said...

Dianne: Anything for you girl. I hope you think of me if you ever make biscuits and gravy. ; )

As for Mr. Happy Hand...considering the amount he has taken, he looks pretty good. Cheers Di!!

Cinnamon Girl said...

So tell me, do you call that your Mattsterbaster?

Schmoop said...

Starr: Noooo. Her and I have been through alot together...I call her Maggie. Cheers!!

Beth said...

Damn Boy, you sure are pretty!! Remind me to slap that later!!

Schmoop said...

Schmoop: Ha...If you loved me, I wouldn't have to remind you. ; )~ I'll try to be sober when you get home...I do want to cook for you after all. Cheers Baby!!

Joanna Cake said...

Im very worried what Health & Safety would have to say about that oven glove! And as to the turkey baster... :) HHNT!

Schmoop said...

Cake: Awww, leave the poor fellow alone. Those are battle scars. And I have a question...

May I have a piece of your cake? Cheers and thanks for stopping!!

JW said...

I'm very glad to see you wear an apron whilst cooking naked ... that hot fat can spit!

Thanks for the smile and happy HNT!

leelee said...

I'm wondering if Mr Happy Hand gets really close to food...especially after one of your "lonely nights"..I'm kind of concerned about those stains..


Happy HNT...studly!

Schmoop said...

Leelee: Studly? I think I love you. Hey, if your oven gloves are clean, you ain't cookin'. Cheers Gorgeous!!

Tug said...

I bet you get a lot of construction guys whistling at you when you wear that 2nd apron. ;-)

Schmoop said...

Tug: Ha...Yet another quite funny comment today. You guys are on a roll. Ha. That was good. Cheers Tug!!

Anonymous said...

thank you for stopping by to visit my blog...I'm so going to have to start these HNT..but not this week as I'm off to get off...........

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

That turkey baster should be inserted from the other end you clown...

I actually have a great picture for HNT, but my brain cramps made me forget the day...so next week...it will happen

Schmoop said...

Charlene: Ha...I do so love your honesty. Cheers Charlene!!

Bond: Have you ever tried to do the turkey baster from the other end? It hurts. Good luck with the HNT pic. I'll alert the blogosphere.

Greg and Sheryl said...

You alwasy make us laugh. Thanks! HHNT!

boo said...

*Munching*

Needs salt. ;0)

Schmoop said...

G&S: Well that's my goal. Thanks guys. HHNT, and Cheers to ya both!!

Schmoop said...

Boo: Less is more, and that may have been the funniest comment all day. Cheers, Boo!!

Anonymous said...

Woohoo, that's one hot oven mit!

Special HNT for ya will be up shortly, just as soon as I can find that damn cord...

- said...

Happy *Omigosh I cannot stop laughing because U are sooo crazy*hilarious & I luv it* HNT 2 U!

Johanne said...

So funny!! I love your relationship with Mr. Happy Hand!
HHNT!

Schmoop said...

Motley: Well find the cord, dammitt. ; ) Cheers!!

Smile: Thanks Gorgeous...and yoou are. Rowwwrrrrrr. Cheers!

Rabbit: You? So do I!! Cheers sexy!!

Anonymous said...

Found it and got it posted! =D

Schmoop said...

Motley: Woo Hoo, I'll be right over, and by the way, you had the 69th comment. Cheers!!

Stealth said...

hawt!!!!

hhnt

Durward Discussion said...

Had to rush in at the end of the day to catch you in your almost all together. Remind me not to shake your hand when you are cooking.

Cheesy said...

MOST humble God of the Kitchen.....

Schmoop said...

Stealth: Rowwwrrrr. Why thank ya Stealth. Cheers!!

Jamie: Ha. I will remind you of that, you nut. Cheers!!

Cheesy: Every kitchen needs Cheese. ; ) Cheers!!

Anonymous said...

Wow, I was thinking "it" was awfully pointy and small tipped. Glad to know it was only the turkey baster. *LOL*

CreativeMish said...

You have a nice round apple bottom! What do you need Mister Happy Hand for?? LOL!

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

Mr Happy hand looks stained....

Schmoop said...

CrAzY: It is a bit diturbing looking, isn't it? Cheers Tish!!

Michelle: Why thank you very much. Wanna take a bite of my apple? Cheers!!

Bond: Ha. Good one. Cheers!!