Dianne of Forks Off the Moment, requested awhile back that I do a HNT in the Bagwine Kitchen.
Well, Here it is...
You may ask yourself, "Is that a turkey baster in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?"
Well, Here it is...
You may ask yourself, "Is that a turkey baster in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?"
Of course I am happy to see you, but yes, it was a baster!!
Sometimes, it gets too HOT in kitchen and I have to step out for a minute...
This is Mr. Happy Hand. Him and I have not only shared cooking great food together, we have spent many a lonely, horny night together.
Say Goodbye, Mr. Happy Hand!!
Happy Half-Nekkid Thursday to all!!
I was going to talk about my upcoming camping trip with a famous person tomorrow, but I have changed my mind.
Tomorrow I will be settling this gay marriage issue once and for all.
I have a can't miss solution. So I hope you stop back by on Friday.
Cheers!!
78 comments:
Ha! You don't want to know what I do with my turkey baster ... or maybe you do *wink*
Dana: I think maybe I do. I would be more than happy to supply you with some giblets. Cheers Dana!!
Thank god you showed us that second picture. I was afraid that was an enema gone terribly wrong!
Jeff: Ha. Good One Jeff. Cheers you nut!!
I knew turkey basters could be used for more than a couple things, haha. Your pictures are always great. Happy HNT! =)
Amorous: Thanks Sexy...Well, they do help distribute the juices, ya know. Cheers!!
See, you just never know where the turkey baster has been....Happy HNT!
Turkey baster? Is that what they're calling it nowadays? Sheesh. Kids.
;)
Happy HNT!
TK: That's why I eat Thanksgiving dinner in my own place. Cheers TK!!
Ms I: HA. I use that line alot too. Cheers and HHNT!!
This is why I eat ham on Thanksgiving.
Songbird: Ha...Very Good. Cheers Dear!!
Sweet baby Nixon! First I saw Dana's behind and made a joke about roasts. Then I head over here, and what do I see? Matty - your rump roast is just as delicious as Dana's.
just don't stand too close to the stove in that get up!
nice curvature...
*makes a note never to tell you to Talk to the Hand*
Another excellent HNT, Matt! I love this day of the week now!
That's an awesome turkey baster you have there...The question is, how good of a baster are you???
Happy HNT!
Now you can put that baster on ebay and make a fortune!
Boo: Eat Up!!! Cheers Boo!!
Kat: Well I sure won't be frying any bacon. Cheers Kat!!
Winter. Ha. Very Good Winter. Enjoy your day. Cheers!!
Naughty K: I put each and every drop of juice where it needs to go. Cheers!!
Hammer: Ha. You make me laugh, funny man. Cheers Hammer!!
LOVE your chef attire, but Mr. Happy Hand is kinda creepy :)
Biscuit: Thanks, but poor Mr. Happy Hand, he is crushed. Cheers Biscuit!!
What a masterbaster.
Metal: Ha. Aren't you clever. Cheers Bay-bay!!
My my my what a spankable booty...Mmm Mmm Mmm
Lady Jaye: Lay, Lady Jaye....Spank me in my big brass bed. Cheers LJ!!
I figured it was a turkey baster. Kinda small compared to your "giblets."
The perverted Iron Chief airing at 2:00 AM this episode "Delusions of Grandeur".
RLL: Ha. True, and what I put it out is much tastier. Cheers Real!!
Roger: Ha. Very Good, Roger. Cheers!!
Oh My! What a big baster you have! *bats eyelashes*
Leighann: Is there something of yours that needs to be "juiced"? Cheers Hot Stuff!!
My fav is the butt shot. I like how it's peaking out behind the apron. I'm a butt girl so that's always the first thing I check out on a person.
Just make sure not to fry bacon nekkid! :)
HHNT
Apple Pie: Nothing like a little Matt-Man Rump Roast in the morning. Thanks Apple. Cheers!!
Katie: As much as I loooove bacon, I always take the time to dress prior to frying it. Cheers Katie!!
CHEERS!!! You are just too cute in that apron too!!! :) HHNT!!!!
Baby: Why thanks, wanna come over for dinner? Cheers and HHNT, Baby!!
Mmmmm can I borrow your baster?
You can keep Mr. happy hand though. He looks a little sticky and those eye brows with the big smile give me a disturbing feeling he prefers children. Maybe you should have gone with Miss Happy Hand or is she busy on the right?
Knight: Anytime you want, and Ha. I guess he does have a bit of a John Wayne Gacy kinda feel to him. Cheers Knight!!
I am kind of scared of Mr. Happy Hand.
Karen: He's harmless. He is just here to please. Cheers Karen!!
I so do NOT want to know what's in your gravy;-)
Nice boston butt there Matty!
TB: Oh c'mon, there's just a bit of Matt-Mannaisse in the gravy. And my Bean Town Butt, thanks you. Cheers, TB!!
You're a funny guy! I love it. Nice bum too btw. ;)
Fairy: And you, my dear, have a delicious looking tongue and clavicle. ; ) Thanks and Cheers, Fairy!!
Oh Baby!!
Thank You! Thank You! Thank You!
I'll never be able to do anything in my kitchen again without thoughts of you!
All Mr Happy Hand needs is a make-over.
Dianne: Anything for you girl. I hope you think of me if you ever make biscuits and gravy. ; )
As for Mr. Happy Hand...considering the amount he has taken, he looks pretty good. Cheers Di!!
So tell me, do you call that your Mattsterbaster?
Starr: Noooo. Her and I have been through alot together...I call her Maggie. Cheers!!
Damn Boy, you sure are pretty!! Remind me to slap that later!!
Schmoop: Ha...If you loved me, I wouldn't have to remind you. ; )~ I'll try to be sober when you get home...I do want to cook for you after all. Cheers Baby!!
Im very worried what Health & Safety would have to say about that oven glove! And as to the turkey baster... :) HHNT!
Cake: Awww, leave the poor fellow alone. Those are battle scars. And I have a question...
May I have a piece of your cake? Cheers and thanks for stopping!!
I'm very glad to see you wear an apron whilst cooking naked ... that hot fat can spit!
Thanks for the smile and happy HNT!
I'm wondering if Mr Happy Hand gets really close to food...especially after one of your "lonely nights"..I'm kind of concerned about those stains..
Happy HNT...studly!
Leelee: Studly? I think I love you. Hey, if your oven gloves are clean, you ain't cookin'. Cheers Gorgeous!!
I bet you get a lot of construction guys whistling at you when you wear that 2nd apron. ;-)
Tug: Ha...Yet another quite funny comment today. You guys are on a roll. Ha. That was good. Cheers Tug!!
thank you for stopping by to visit my blog...I'm so going to have to start these HNT..but not this week as I'm off to get off...........
That turkey baster should be inserted from the other end you clown...
I actually have a great picture for HNT, but my brain cramps made me forget the day...so next week...it will happen
Charlene: Ha...I do so love your honesty. Cheers Charlene!!
Bond: Have you ever tried to do the turkey baster from the other end? It hurts. Good luck with the HNT pic. I'll alert the blogosphere.
You alwasy make us laugh. Thanks! HHNT!
*Munching*
Needs salt. ;0)
G&S: Well that's my goal. Thanks guys. HHNT, and Cheers to ya both!!
Boo: Less is more, and that may have been the funniest comment all day. Cheers, Boo!!
Woohoo, that's one hot oven mit!
Special HNT for ya will be up shortly, just as soon as I can find that damn cord...
Happy *Omigosh I cannot stop laughing because U are sooo crazy*hilarious & I luv it* HNT 2 U!
So funny!! I love your relationship with Mr. Happy Hand!
HHNT!
Motley: Well find the cord, dammitt. ; ) Cheers!!
Smile: Thanks Gorgeous...and yoou are. Rowwwrrrrrr. Cheers!
Rabbit: You? So do I!! Cheers sexy!!
Found it and got it posted! =D
Motley: Woo Hoo, I'll be right over, and by the way, you had the 69th comment. Cheers!!
hawt!!!!
hhnt
Had to rush in at the end of the day to catch you in your almost all together. Remind me not to shake your hand when you are cooking.
MOST humble God of the Kitchen.....
Stealth: Rowwwrrrr. Why thank ya Stealth. Cheers!!
Jamie: Ha. I will remind you of that, you nut. Cheers!!
Cheesy: Every kitchen needs Cheese. ; ) Cheers!!
Wow, I was thinking "it" was awfully pointy and small tipped. Glad to know it was only the turkey baster. *LOL*
You have a nice round apple bottom! What do you need Mister Happy Hand for?? LOL!
Mr Happy hand looks stained....
CrAzY: It is a bit diturbing looking, isn't it? Cheers Tish!!
Michelle: Why thank you very much. Wanna take a bite of my apple? Cheers!!
Bond: Ha. Good one. Cheers!!
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