Hi Gang!!You know what time it is? That’s right…
It’s time for our second installment of Saturdays with Sarah!!
Sarah “Lame and Tall” Palin is not only a hunter, a maverick, and one who discusses baby names with Harmid Karzai…
She has been anointed with the Holy Spirit and prayerfully fitted with a suit of Anti-Witchcraft armor, courtesy of Pastor Thomas Muthee. Praise da Holy Baby Jeebus, and Amen!!
Pastor Muthee, in case you don’t know, is a well known African pastor who has built quite the reputation by
Reverend Jeremiah Wright, has got nothing in the Yahweh-Way on Muthee’s bad ass beneficence. Word to the Lord, Muthee-Man.
Here is a short, 40 second video of Vice-Presicuntial candidate Sarah Palin receiving the anointing from the Master of Disaster Pastor Muthee…
Praise Jeebus, and oh my...I'd love to see her get "Bucked Up".
How blessed we are to possibly have a VP who is free from the influence of witches. Muthee paved the way for Palin as indicated by her comment…
"He’s praying, ‘Lord, make a way. Lord, make a way.’ I’m thinking this guy is really bold. He doesn’t know what I’m going to do. He doesn’t know what my plans are, and he’s praying not, ‘Oh Lord, if it be your will, may she become Governor.’
No. He just prayed for it. ‘Lord, make a way and let her do this next step,’ and that’s exactly what happened. So, again very, very powerful coming from this church, so that was awesome about Pastor Muthee.”
Muthee is “awesome”, Sarah!? I was thinking more along the lines of awe-ful, but…Whatever floats your liturgical labia and makes it wet…I guess.
Oh Sarah, I hope you and Johnny Mac get elected, and I wake up one day during the next four years to find that McCain has had a fatal heart attack while trying to disembowel an Early Bird Dinner Special of meat loaf and new potatoes.
You will then be the leader of this great nation and I will find comfort and assurance that you are rapture ready, full of the Holy Spirit, and free from the spell of witches.
Who cares if right now you are an over protected, don’t ask her any questions kinda gal…You could very well soon be at the helm of Starship America.
I’m comfortable with that. No…really. Isn’t everyone?
I am off to a funeral again this morning. My son and I are meeting up with family members in Columbus for our Brother-in-Law’s funeral. No words of solace needed.
Our family, for the most part, deeply miss those who have gone before us, but our sadness is usually quickly replaced by a smile and chuckle due to the joy that they brought us.
Have a great Saturday all, and I’ll see you later today.
Cheers!!
25 comments:
I know a lot of ministers - pastors - what have you.
None of them have every tried to exorcise the witch...or the bitch...from me.
hmmm....
Truly...I would rather not be held personally accountable for everything my pastor has ever said or done....
Kat: Not being held accountable for what one's pastor says is partially my point.
But then again, how will red-staters feel about a black guy laying hands upon a white woman. Ha. I crack myself up. Cheers Kat!!
not just the red-states mateo...there are quite good ole boys in the blue states who would take him out to the woodshed.
woodpile?
Eskimos of Evil, I Rebuke You. Priceless :)I didn't read the rest, it's late, but I will. For me, that line was all I needed to read yee hah and ha ha ha.
My condolences Matt. Prayers...
Kat: Oh don't I know it. Bagwine and other parts of Ohio may as well be Montgomery, Alabama circa 1963. Cheers Kat!!
Lu: Ha. I liked it. And thanks. Have a good weekend buddy. Cheers!!
Everything about that woman - and McCain - scares me.
I liked what you said about the funeral. Such a healthy way to relate to death.
I don't like to make a habit of disparaging other people's religious beliefs, but as a life-long Methodist I find all this speaking in tongues and laying hands on someone to exorcise demons and witches and what-have-you out of them to be a bit weird.
Raven: Why thank ya. I loathe McCain, he strikes me as a spoiled kid and yet, at the same time..well...a spoiled, old kid. Cheers!!
Jay: Methodist? Man, you guys are rebels. ; ) Cheers Jay!!
I doubt that guy is a real Kenyan. He doesn't sound the like Kenyans I've met. The accent is off, and his religiosity is bizarre.
I guess that's the point, though, huh?
Party hearty at the celebration of the life of the loved one, Matty me boy. That's what we do in my families - hoist cold ones and tell jokes.
Mat man. Good to have you pop over and im sure you felt safe knowing that im free of viruses etc.. :-) left a sharp comment for you! Speaking about sharp comments.. maybe you need a little fire protection on this site..? as in hell fire and brimstone protection...? i dont think you can download any.. but maybe that crazy preacher could give you some.. :-) Enjoyed your blog. Different to mine as you know! Love Tiff
Songbird: I think he's actually from the Bizarro World. No partying I have to drive and will have Little Man with me. Cheers Songbird!!
Tiff: Thanks for stopping by. I think if I was going to be struck down due to my site it would have happened by now. And I looove the differences in our blogs. Cheers!!
Speaking of Sarah and baby names, have you seen the Palin
[BABY NAME GENERATOR]? Now that is funny! I think I'll go to our local mega-church tomorrow and see if I can be cleansed of all things under my Palin name - Plate Jungle Palin!
Bowl Antler here...
Katie sure did buck her up something aweful. I kinda feel bad for her being thrown out here in the lower 48. She must be scared shitless with this debate coming up.
Thanks Plate Jungle for the name hookup.
Steam Fang Palin
eh...I got all kinds of flak for the name I gave my daughter. It was the beginning of me not careing what most people think.
OOh....Crutch Camp Palin. Sounds like what McCain will rename Camp David ;)
Paster McFreakyFucker up there is just another reason I shudder when I think of her at number 2.
Seam Marauder Palin checking in
Safe trip Matt-Man
I wonder if the minister gets paid by the Jesus' cause he sure does take his name in vain a lot!
"don’t ask her any questions kinda gal…You could very well soon be at the helm of Starship America."
That is my deepest nightmare!
My only hope is the Biden does not fuck up a wonderful chance to show her up by not shutting the fuck up when he should.
Dana: I'll have to check that out. I always knew that I should have named my son, "Rhombus".
Micky: I don't think she is scared because if Biden explains, even in a reasonable way, that she is a bonehead, he will be labeled as "mean". Cheers!!
Kat: Well, see what happens when you name your daughter, Lex Luthor? Cheers!!
Starr: I just experienced another freaky Pastor at the funeral. Oy Vay!! Cheers!!
Dianne: Hey, witches must be dealt with...leave the Holy Man alone. Cheers Di!!
TB: Biden can't avoid that. You are such a silly girl. ; ) Cheers!!
Metal: I make jokes about it, but yes, I am not too thrilled with the prospect. Holy Crap. Can you see her as President? Cheers!!
I am officially inviting you to MY wake. Whenever it happens. I want EVERYONE to do a shot, tell a funny ass story about me (fortunately I've fucked up A LOT) and laugh, laugh, laugh. Will ya come?
cheers
Vodka: I will be more than happy to be there for your death. Is that friendship or what? ; ) Chers VM!!
Well when down in freaky town I recommend drinking ;)
Starr: I recommend drinking at any time and any place. Cheers!!
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