I decided to climb once more upon my mile high soap box and imbue a few more pearls of wisdom unto the blogospherical masses.
These are tough economic times and damn it, if you’re hurting, chin up folks, better days lie ahead and maybe even a job.If you, like the folks who lost family members in recent plane crashes are saddened over a personal loss, I will be happy to offer you some “solace”.
If you feel trampled upon by others, don’t worry, your time will come. I’ll help you achieve your dream. I will help you become a righteous dude or dudette.
If you are nice to me, I’ll be nice to you, and…if you, like me, are a good person, maybe we can hook up some time and see “God” together. ; )
Those of you who play nice and don’t attack each other on my site, as well as those who have been attacked on here, are very special to me, and have a standing invite to come to the digs and party with me.
Those of you who have been mocked, lied about and such while on my site, don’t fret, Bitches. Much like commenters from the past, you are a better person for it and it will show at some point.
I hope you guys continue to visit Bagwine Ruminations. ‘Cause, well…you are the Bagwine. And if you no longer stop by, the bottle dries up and sits empty.
And really, what good is an empty bottle? It just gets thrown at the dumpster, misses, and shatters.
You guys brighten my day and my life. Y’all are like the city of Denver…mile high, saying, “Look at me!!”
And I do look, because you cannot camouflage your humor, wit, and brilliant charm. I see you as shiny, happy people, and I hope everyone from here to eternity sees the same thing in you that I do.
Was that a great exhortation or what!?
Was that a great exhortation or what!?
Let’s see Joyce Meyer, Benny Hinn, or any of those other bums come up with something like that.
Hell’s fire, even Jeebus couldn’t orate like that. Okay, maybe Jeebus could, but you’d have to look long and hard in the Bible to find something that moving.
Cheers!!
Hell’s fire, even Jeebus couldn’t orate like that. Okay, maybe Jeebus could, but you’d have to look long and hard in the Bible to find something that moving.
Cheers!!
47 comments:
God is very fond of you Mateo...as am I.
Kat: Why thanks, I hope so. And, I dig you as well. Cheers Kat!!
There was someone in a group I belong to kill herself on Friday. We are all doing some soul searching about how we can enrich our connections.
Sugar I think you are fine with the powers that be.
Now you've gone and gotten all sappy on us.
IthinkIgotsomethinginmyeye.
TB: Oh wow, I am sorry to hear that TB. Best to you and those who were close to her. I'm sorry.
Jay: You've been drinking Tequila tonight, haven't you? Cheers Jay!!
Just like the Lord, when you speak, your servants listen.
Write on, my friend, and I'll shall read and follow.
Now you're going to take an offering, aren't you??
Songbird: I don't want any servants...I want concubines. Cheers!!
Dana: It depends on what's being offered to me. Cheers!!
OK, I've taken the hair out of my ass. Jeebus was a man who walked the earth, and "claimed he was the son of a god". So what! Beleive as you will. To me, he was a man who walked on the earth and made a name for himself. So what!
God? Something that has come from the minds of humans, nothing else. Just a thought from the free will thinking mind of humans. Period!
A weakness that provides solice. That's the only value I see in having a god.
My inner gut says we [humans] were "planted" here. Not by some super all powerful being [sounds better though], but by some other beings. And I see no reason to rely on them for anything.
M-H-O
Micky: You my good man, remind me of one of my fave, and one of histroy's most understood philosophers, Nietzsche. I dig that. Cheers!!
...in the immortal words of a different philosopher, John Lennon: "God is a concept by which we measure our pain."...
Ya but......In 1889 he exhibited symptoms of insanity, living out his remaining years in the care of his mother and sister until his death in 1900.
Phfrankie: Interesting. I measure my pain, and my pleasure for that matter, by the length and depth of the fignernail marks on my back. Cheers!!
Micky: I know...But I wasn't referring to that. However, I guess you'd better keep track of your mental faculties. Cheers!!
You never cease to suprise me with the variety of your posts. Yesterday's comments were especially interesting for me to read all the different views and beliefs.
BTW, I had extra bacon in you honor this morning.
Snugs: Mmmmmmmm. If you get a chance, please descibe every bite for me.
Thanks, and I agree with you about the comments. Yesterday's comments were great. I dig the differing viewpoints. Cheers Snugs!
Better Nietzsche than that prick Schopenhauer! I actually like the Big Nietz but I admit I am more fond of the the Greek (duh) Frenchie Philosophizers. And let us not forget Ayn Rand. I can not wait to see them try to make Atlas into a movie.
Interesting post, mon ami. I enjoyed the heck out of yesterday's comments. I echo Desert, you keep writing and I will keep running my mouth in your comments =)
Back to pondering prostitution as a side job.
Schopenhauer was a big influence on Nietzsche. But man, as truncated as the N-Man could be, he always gave great sound bytes.
I think this post may actually be a bit more interesting than the number of comments indicate. I'll explain that on Thursday's post. Cheers Hot Stuff!!
you do bring the light...in your own salty style....
Oh I know Arthur was an influence. But he was a seriously downer asshat :P
And I knew there was more to this post. It was too calculatedly random :P
Kat: Ha. Thanks...And now STOP it. Don't pee on my BBQ. Cheers Kat!!
STarr: Calculatedly Random? Can I use that in the future? Cheers!!
there are only a very few weblogs that stay in my mind throughout the day...only a few posts that pique my interest beyond my comment.
Bagwine is one.
I've found another one...it has me humming Laura's Theme this morning.
Kat: Well that makes me more than a bit aroused. Seriously though, thanks. I appreciate that. Cheers Kat!!
Why thank you Katherine =) And I assume you are peeing on his BBQ sitting down like Jeebus ;)
Use away Matty. I love it when my friends steal my lines. Really!
Starr: I live to use anything that you offer up. Cheers Starr!!
Awesome! If I do go into hooking I promise to give you the friends and family discount. Schmoop gets a free ride though.
HAH! That one just registered!
yes, Miz Star....while I do sit (even when the BBQ gets a little hot)...i want to point out that...
Christ Has Risen
Starr: Sweeeet. It is her birthday soon. I'll send ya a plane ticket in exchange for Schmoop's free one. I get to watch though. Cheers!!
Kat: He doesn't rise for another 16 or 17 days...I wish he was more like the Pillsbury Dough Boy and rose in ten minutes. Resurrection on demand, dammit!! Cheers!!
laughing....Oh Lord...Save me NOW!
Kat: Well, we do live in an instant gratification world. Cheers Kat!!
I AM shiney Matt-man but my powder compact takes care of that. Ooh let me put on the sun screen as I basck in the glow that is you. HA!
that's why I'm always wearing sunglasses...so I can basque in the glow of Mateo...
(another fun way to spell bask...smile...)
Gah...thanks Katherine...now I want Tapas!
Basque makes me think of Bisquick. Starr' now do you feel like pancakes :)
Lu: Shiny or not, it's always a pleasure to see you. Back Away. Cheers Lu!!
Kat: Oh I glow alright. Sometimes more than I should. Cheers Kat!!
Starr: You and your damn tapas...What gives? Cheers!!
Lu: Mmmmmmmmmm, pancakes. Cheers!!
yummmmmm pancakes.
I'm thinking we should have some luscious sausage with them....
(beats fish and bread)
What can I say I love finger food! And that is a big 10 4 on the pancakes Lu!
Love your numinous glow, dude!
Life is like a sewer, what you get out of it depends on what you put in to it! WAKE UP SLUGNUTTYS!!!!
Kat: Why do you torture me? Cheers Kat!!
Starr: Jeffrey Dahmer loved finger food as well. Cheers!!
Desert Rat: It is most becoming on me. Cheers Rat!!
Anonymous: D...Shups. Cheers!!
I hope that's not the light of an oncoming train. We still got some partying to do! You're the best matt-man...and your readers know it!
VE: Well thanks. That was sweet. Are you feeling alright? ; ) Party Up!! Cheers VE!!
Do you really want a description of every bite of the meat I have ingested today? I'll do my best to please ya..this morning was crispy extra thick hickory smoked bacon smacked in to a fresh tortilla with eggs and refried beans loaded in salsa- not the gringo kind but the real hot stuff. But tonight Matty, that was the feast and I thought of you as I devoured my jalepano and cheese stuffed sirloin. I think my lips are still burning. I seriously for real thought of you and told my date that you have given up meat for lent which led to a really cool discussion over yesterdays post, in the end we both agreed that you are THE MAN, we could not imagine giving up meat for one week, much less 6. Hats off to you, and if you notice a new sexy follower it was my dinner date- he left very curious about this Matt Man :)
Snugs: Mmmmmmm. That sounds really good. My Alimentary Canal just got a raging hard-on. Yum.
And if he starts stopping by Bagwine, all's the better. The more the merrier. Cheers Snugs!!
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