Saturday, June 27, 2009

Matt-Man: Pretty in Pink

As I got ready for work late Friday afternoon, I looked around the apartment and took in the look and smell of the fresh paint.

It's going to look good. It's going to look pretty.

That pretty feeling rubbed off on me and so...

I thought I would take that pretty feeling and go to work looking pretty. Pretty in Pink that is...

I look HAWT in that picture, don't I? No, really, I'm sweating...And guess what?

It was so damn hot and humid yesterday that I worked sans underwear. Yeah Bitches, I was much closer to my customers than they realized.

Anyhoo...That's all I got. I am off to see Ryno for a few this morning and then headed back to the digs to finish the painting.

Have a wunnerful Saturday, all.

Cheers!!

22 comments:

Michele said...

I rarely wear underwear, what's your point?

Desert songbird said...

Thou shalt not tempt.

Candice said...

You sexy beast you.

Anonymous said...

I bet you told each and everyone of your customer's that you were going commando, right?

Cheesy said...

Pretty witty and wise?

Schmoop said...

Michele: Mmmmmmmm. I'll never look at the Dewey Decimal System the same way again. Cheers Michele!!

Songbird: I think my sweat kept the temptations to a minimum. Cheers!!

Candice: Grrrrrrroowwwwllllll. Cheers Candice!!

Schmoop said...

Dutch: Only the hot chicks who didn't appear to have a meth addiction. Cheers DB!!

Cheesy: Who's that pretty boy in that mirror there? Cheers Cheesy!!

mic said...

pretty boy bagwine

Schmoop said...

Mick: Ha. Have a weekend, Mick. Cheers!!

katherine. said...

Princess Commando

Schmoop said...

Kat: Ha. I like that. Cheers!!

David said...

Maybe it is my monitor but even your skin looks really pinkyish. That, my good man, is real commitment and total coordination in the name of fashion.

Cheers

Jay said...

You look like your a member of a gay motorcycle gang. ;-)

Schmoop said...

David: Ha. I noticed the same thing. I was hot but I think some of it is the reflection coming off of the glass above where the camera is sitting. Cheers David!!

Jay: Not that there's anything wrong with that. Right? RIGHT!? Cheers Jay!!

Pyerse said...

First time visitor. Very funny stuff, even thought I wouldnt wear pink!

Schmoop said...

Py: Why thank ya. I usually wear something that is in the shade of burgandy bagwine, but...well, you know. Thanks for stopping by, and Cheers!!

Lu' said...

I was feelin your heat Matt-Man, DAMN. Pink is a favorite color of mine and you do it proud yeth you do :)

katherine. said...

Paint for the Cure.

Schmoop said...

Lu: I bet you guys did. Are ya home now? From my love of pink to yours, Cheers Lu!!

Kat: It's all about the breasts of the ladies. Now if you'll excuse me; I'm off to make a beer run and get some spackling.

I wish I had a webcam so you could watch us paint. That would be scintillating internets entertainment. Cheers Kat!!

MysteryChick said...

you wear it well. Not many men look that hot in pink!

Schmoop said...

Mystery: Well, thanks. And I must say...Upon reading your comment, I think it moved. Cheers Chick!!

Dana said...

I think my son has that same outfit!