Thursday, July 02, 2009

Rug Burns and Fishing Poles

It is done peoples…

As it is so close to the 4th of July...


Schmoop and I have appropriately enough, gained our independence from stained, yellowish walls and threadbare carpet that was put down sometime between the Nixon and Carter administrations.

The painting (other than some touch ups) is done and the new carpet has been laid.

No pictures yet, as we have yet to put everything back into place, but let me tellz ya…

We are getting rid of quite a bit of our crap and keeping pictures, knick knacks, and the such to a minimum. Our Love Shack will be looking sleek.

Hell, Schmoop got rid of the bed frame and has the box and the mattress directly on the floor of the bedroom.

As we are both off today, later in the afternoon and evening, we are going to break in the new carpet and see what kind of rug burn patterns it puts on Schmoop’s knees.

I guess when we’re done breaking it in, we will also find out if the carpet is stain resistant. I’ll report back to you with the results.

First off on this glorious Thursday, I am going fishing with Ryno this morning. My brother Vinny is coming along with us.

As my brother Vince is a bit of an oddball, the pictures from our angling expedition should be a hoot. If I happen to shoot a video of Vinny fishing, trust me on this…

The visuals and the dialogue of the V-Man will be like watching Babe Winkelman meets Federico Fellini.

Anyhoo…Wednesday was a long day and night, so that is all that I have. But keeping in line with our Independence Day celebration this week, I leave you with two classic Inky and Lola cartoons…






Enjoy your Thursday all...If you're not around tomorrow for me to tell you, let me say this now...

Have a safe and sex filled 4th of July. I will and I may even give you a preview of it tomorrow.

Cheers!!

18 comments:

Desert Songbird said...

Ah, my gratitude for the Inky and Lola redux. Always worth it.

Have fun breaking in the new carpet!

Jeff B said...

Good to know that the carpet isn't the only thing getting laid.

Candice said...

Nothing says happy 4th of July like fishing and getting laid.

Enjoy yourself!

Unknown said...

Well done!

Schmoop said...

Songbird: I miss ol' I and L. And thanks, we'll put the pressure to it. Cheers!!

Jeff: Bada Bing!! Have a great 4th of July weekend Jeff. Cheers!!

Candice: Ben Franklin would be so proud of me. Enjoy yourself, as well. Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

Nick: It makes life a little better. The sex that is...well the new look is nice too. Cheers Nick!!

Dana said...

I miss Inky and Lola! Maybe they should fill in for you once a week?

You know, if you really loved Schmoop you'd get her a pair of knee pads!

Schmoop said...

Dana: I just haven't had any Inky and Lola inspirational moments. As for the knee pads...

That is soooooo amateurish. Cheers!!

Lu' said...

Have a good time fishing and you enjoy your Fourth as well. Don't keep that rocket bottled up now ya hear!

Schmoop said...

Lu: Ha. I won't keep it bottled up. This is one instance in which I hope my powder gets really, really wet. Cheers Lu!!

Cheesy said...

Inky is so skinny maybe he should try eating ribs?

David said...

Smart move by Schmoop to put the bed directly on the floor. Reduces the noise from the bed banging into the wall and disturbing the neighbors.

Happy 4th!

Cheers

Jay said...

I prefer the bed directly on the floor and no frame too. Those squeaky frames just annoy me so much.

Have fun fishing!

Phfrankie Bondo said...

...ain't de-clutterfying grand?...

Knight said...

Careful of spine rug burns. It took years for mine to go away.

Ed & Jeanne said...

I think you should get laid while you fish. Why separate what doesn't have to?

Schmoop said...

Cheesy: Ribs and stick figures don't mix. Cheers!!

David: We made some noise last night in spite of the bed being on the floor. Cheers David!!

Jay: I prefer it like that as well. The fishing sucked. The weather was miserable for this time of year. Oh well, we'll go again next week. Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

Phfrankie: It does so much for one's mood and attitude. Cheers P-Man!!

Knight: I bet those burns looked sexy on you. Cheers!!

VE: Hell, why not go all the way and just have sex with fish? Cheers!!