Carrie Prejean Suing For Religious Discrimination...I've Got A Better Idea

Carrie Prejean…

Dethroned former Miss California, former Miss U.S.A. Runner-Up, and now..?

One holy-rollin’, hot, litigious bitch…

She’s suing the Miss California Pageant organization (run by K2 Productions) for among other things, Religious Discrimination.

Now as Prejean is a chick who told a Republican group that losing her crown was in God’s plan, I can only assume that God has also advised her to sue Shanna Moakler, K2 Productions, et al. for their thievery of her crown…

Much like God obviously advised her to allow the Miss California Pageant officials to pay for her uber-successful breast implants prior to the Miss U.S.A. pageant.

Not only does God move in mysterious ways, he obviously digs Evangelical babes with perfectly formed fun bags.

Prejean is alleging that because of her anti-gay marriage stance and religious views, the title of Miss California was stripped from her. Those Godless bastards.

This hubbub all began back in April when Prejean stated during the Miss U.S.A. Pageant interview round that she believes in “opposite marriage” as opposed to same-sex marriage.

Her answer became a flashpoint of controversy after one of the pageant judges, the gay, talent-less fucktard, Perez Hilton went on a national rant.

Prejean says that her anti-gay marriage answer not only cost her the Miss U.S.A. crown but later, her title of Miss California as well.

Personally, I wouldn’t have lowered her score because of her marriage position, that’s her belief and so be it. I would have lowered her score for using the term, “opposite marriage”.

I would have thought to myself:

“Holy Cow, it’s such a shame that such a hot, full body is being kept alive and directed around by such an empty, empty head…No title for you, for putting a crown on that noggin would surely collapse its unsupported skull.”

Here’s the thing though…When one is being judged, don’t the judges bring their own prejudices, opinions, and ideas of what they want to see in a contestant to the judges’ table? Sure they do…

If I was a judge for one of these things, I would have an inclination to give a higher score to a chick who had dark hair, big tits, and could put complete sentences together.

If the judges didn’t like her answer and lowered her score because of it, that’s the way the tiara tumbles…and crying over it and suing over it, exposes Prejean to be more than what her nude photos showed her to be.

Carrie Prejean is an opportunist seeking celebrity, fame, and a huge payoff. The thing that turns her from a woman of physical beauty into a hideous human being is her hypocrisy.

She claims that her faith in God and the Holy Baby Jeebus has been her undoing. Nice try, Miss Hypocrite. You are not a follower of Biblical teachings, you are merely trying to use them as a catalyst for your advancement.

I don’t think God would appreciate your breast implants. They altered His image of you. He wouldn’t appreciate your nude photos. They were an affront to Him.

He wouldn’t appreciate His work being judged by idiotic dickheads like Perez Hilton in front of a national audience. That just flat pisses Him off.

You can’t have it both ways Miss Hypocrite, and you can’t get your crown back, but I do have a better idea on how to settle this issue while helping you to make amends with God Almighty…

Shut the fuck and up, and while you’re at it, give your breast implants back to the Miss California Pageant officials.

God would dig that.

Cheers!!