Pope Benedict XVI has been making news left and right of late.
A couple of weeks ago he was chiming in on the evils of gay marriage, and now?
Blitzkrieg Benny is attempting to bring the Catholic Church into the 21st Century by urging his flock of Priests to make full use of new communication technologies in order to evangelize.
Yes indeed…Instead of his army of Priests spending their time embracing young boys, His Popeness wants them to spend their time embracing the internet.
That’s all this world needs, Priests being encouraged to use the internet fully and frequently.
Sweet Baby Jeebus!!
Now, in addition to physically molesting the altar boys at St. Peter in Chains Church and Bingo Hall, these clerical Captains of Catholicism will be enjoying virtual molestation of young boys all over the world.
Watch out you Laotian lads, I hear Father Peter likes his boy toys skinny!!
Maybe I’m wrong about the consequences, but I find it disturbing that when talking about this, the Pope said that internet use will:
“…Create deeper forms of relationship across greater distances.”
Holy Mary!! I’m sure that’s exactly what many of these men are hoping to do in the name of evangelizing.
They’ll be socializing and commenting on teen blogs, and researching the North America Man/Boy Love Association website in hopes of “bringing kids to Christ”.
I can envision names like, Hot4Preacher, FatherYahoo, and Jawbone In Your Ass 69, popping up in chat rooms everywhere.
I can see VaticanMan XVI sending a message out on Twitter that says:
“Sister Maria just brought my dinner. I sed, Fish again? LOL. She told me to, STFU. Who sed dagos can cook? I 8 better food in the Nazi Army. ROFLMAO!!”
When this happens, I’ll know that the Apocalypse, or at least the end of the Catholic Church is near. Oh yeah, Bitches…
This Papal internet initiative has sin and disaster written all over it, and dear God, I do love it so...
Let the “evangelizing” and the scandals begin!!