Today be Friday so you know what that means…That’s right!!
Time for yet another installment of, Matt-Man’s Private Conversations™.
Speaking with my son, Ryno on the phone Thursday morning:
Ryno: Mom cooked the rest of the Rally’s fries you bought for me.
Me: How were they?
Ryno: The ones I cooked were better. Mom cooked em’ too long. They were kinda burnt.
Me: What did you say to her?
Ryno: I told her they were great.
Me: Smart Boy.
Ryno: Hee Hee.
Talking to Schmoop Wednesday morning after she read my blog and the comments:
Schmoop: Jesus Christ.
Me: Ha. What?
Schmoop: I don’t know who’s more fucked up. You? Or your readers?
Me: Hee Hee.
Tuesday evening talking to a guy who comes through the Beer Mine regularly:
Me: 12 Busch Light?
Customer: No, just six.
Me: Only six? What’s wrong? Ya sick?
Customer: No, my wife wants me to cut back. Hell, she wants me stop drinking altogether.
Me: Ha. Why is that?
Customer: She says that I’m an asshole when I drink.
Me: But you’re always an asshole.
Customer: That’s what I told her!! But…you know how that goes with women.
Me: I used to. But now the only drinking related shit I get from my girlfriend is when I come home with less than a 30 pack.
Customer: You suck.
Me: Hee Hee.
Talking to Jay on the Wednesday about our radio show and who we would make fun of:
Jay: We could always make fun of the Amish.
Me: Ha. True.
Jay: Of course they won’t be listening because they don’t have the internet or radios or shit like that.
Me: Good point.
Jay: Hee Hee.
And there you have it for this week folks.
Off to see Ryno this morning, pick up Schmoop from work at noon, and then hopefully we will head over to my brother Marty’s house for some drinks and rudeness later this evening.
Have a wonderful Friday and a great weekend, all.