It’s Friiiiiday and that means…you guessed it.
Another installment of Matt-Man’s Private Conversations™…and a preview of sorts.
A Thursday morning Twitter conversation with new found funny buddy, Average Chick:
Me: Hiya AC…Ahhhh what’s a happenin’ hot stuff?
AC: Hiya Matty :) Not a whole lot :) Making sure my desk doesn't fly away on me today ;)
Me: Well if it does, please take pictures
AC: The funnier picture will be when I face plant into it later since I'm the only one here
Me: Ha…Will your cheek be down on it, as you fall asleep with drool coming out your mouth? That's Hot!!
AC: Cheek down or forehead slammed onto the keyboard :) With drool...That's hot as hell!
Me: Either way works for me. Man, you are making me hot today. Thoughts of keyboard sex with drool is where its at. Boo Yah!!
AC: Your wiring is sooo short circuiting.....:)
Schmoop and I have been at odds of late and hadn’t talked a whole lot since Saturday. She came home early Wednesday and we had this conversation:
Me: You still love me?
Schmoop: Yes. Do you love me?
Schmoop: Cool. Wanna have sex?
Me: It’s only 4:45.
Schmoop: (blank stare of disbelief with mouth agape)
Me: How about I make a bratwurst, chili bean, and mac ‘n’ cheese casserole? That’s kinda like sex.
Schmoop: Cool. Hand me a beer too, please.
In addition to our romantic conversation, I gave her a peace offering…
Damn right, Bitches. Two eight inch long, garden fresh cucumbers. One for her butt and one for her hoo-ha.
I hope she labels each according to which part of her body in which she used them.
I’ll use the one that was in her hoo-ha to eat plain. The one that was in her ass, I will, of course, use to toss salad with. Ha. I kill myself.
Lastly my friends and enemies, I have a bit of a preview of the Blog Talk Radio Show that Jay and I are developing.
Jay has been working on our show logo, which by the way will be called, The Tequila Rose Social Hour, and some have been really good.
Here are a couple of examples of Jay’s work...
Of course, I like this one the best…
Ha. I dig it so, and the following tag line would be perfect for it…
The Tequila Rose Social Hour…Where Political Correctness Goes to Die.
Have a wonderful Friday and a fan-damn-tastic weekend all. I will be whoopin’ it up all day today.