Praise Jeebus, there is a new, future Twitterer in our midst!
Just a short little shout out to the official fetus of the I’m With Stupid Show, who is now the official lovely baby boy, of the I’m With Stupid Show, and Twitter, and whatever the fuck else you people are on, family.
Average Chick, had a baby boy at 2:35 am Wednesday morning!
I don’t know much more than to say congratulations to Mommy and Daddy!
This has been a rough and challenging time for the AC family, and I for one, have been on pins and needles while praying for them.
Anyhoo…
Yay to Cletus!! Or Bob…or Matt…or John Boy Walton AstraZeneca…or whatever they decide to name him!
I don’t know Average Chick other than online, but I’m very, very happy for her and her husband.
So let the balloons, and confetti fly…It’s a celebration, Bitches!
I would also like to mention that the gauntlet has been thrown down by the Joker to the boys of I’m With Stupid for Saturday’s radio show.
You’ll just have to check out the I'm With Stupid website for details, and listen to the show Saturday at 6:30 PM EDT.
That’s all Ima gonna give ya.
Again, Congratulations to the AC family!
Zoooooves!!
It’s Friiiiiday and that means…you guessed it.
Another installment of Matt-Man’s Private Conversations™…and a preview of sorts.
A Thursday morning Twitter conversation with new found funny buddy, Average Chick:
Me: Hiya AC…Ahhhh what’s a happenin’ hot stuff?
AC: Hiya Matty :) Not a whole lot :) Making sure my desk doesn't fly away on me today ;)
Me: Well if it does, please take pictures
AC: The funnier picture will be when I face plant into it later since I'm the only one here
Me: Ha…Will your cheek be down on it, as you fall asleep with drool coming out your mouth? That's Hot!!
AC: Cheek down or forehead slammed onto the keyboard :) With drool...That's hot as hell!
Me: Either way works for me. Man, you are making me hot today. Thoughts of keyboard sex with drool is where its at. Boo Yah!!
AC: Your wiring is sooo short circuiting.....:)
Schmoop and I have been at odds of late and hadn’t talked a whole lot since Saturday. She came home early Wednesday and we had this conversation:
Me: You still love me?
Schmoop: Yes. Do you love me?
Me: Yes.
Schmoop: Cool. Wanna have sex?
Me: It’s only 4:45.
Schmoop: (blank stare of disbelief with mouth agape)
Me: How about I make a bratwurst, chili bean, and mac ‘n’ cheese casserole? That’s kinda like sex.
Schmoop: Cool. Hand me a beer too, please.
In addition to our romantic conversation, I gave her a peace offering…
Damn right, Bitches. Two eight inch long, garden fresh cucumbers. One for her butt and one for her hoo-ha.
I hope she labels each according to which part of her body in which she used them.
I’ll use the one that was in her hoo-ha to eat plain. The one that was in her ass, I will, of course, use to toss salad with. Ha. I kill myself.
Lastly my friends and enemies, I have a bit of a preview of the Blog Talk Radio Show that Jay and I are developing.
Jay has been working on our show logo, which by the way will be called, The Tequila Rose Social Hour, and some have been really good.
Here are a couple of examples of Jay’s work...
Of course, I like this one the best…
Ha. I dig it so, and the following tag line would be perfect for it…
The Tequila Rose Social Hour…Where Political Correctness Goes to Die.
Have a wonderful Friday and a fan-damn-tastic weekend all. I will be whoopin’ it up all day today.
Cheers!!
