Yeah, you read that post title correctly. Sean Hannity MUST die.
That’s right…The FOX News talking head, talk radio babbler, and diaper-wearin’ crybaby, Sean Hannity, must die.
I listen to him on the radio and watch his Fox News TV show, and have come to the conclusion that he needs dirt sleep…bodily expiration…a copious amount of blunt force trauma upside his massive, square skull.
Allow me to ‘splain.
First of all, he has been, like many others of his ilk, railing against the proposed building of a community center/mosque near Ground Zero.
His arguments transcend the emotional argument that some use based on the mosque allegedly being a slap in the face to those who died in the 9/11 attacks on the WTC. No, no, my friends…
Blockhead Hannity in his delusional, bizarro world, extrapolates that the proposed mosque is a launching pad for Muslims to somehow usurp our Constitution and replace it with the evil Muslim code of Sharia Law.
I bet blockhead Sean utters the phrase, “Sharia Law” every two minutes.
I think he actually doesn’t want the controversy to go away because he loves to say, “Sharia Law!!” Sharia Law this…Sharia Law that.
It’s annoying as hell, but let me tell you, if a hot Muslim chick wants to become a porn star, Sharia Law would be a sexy name. On top of that, it would make Sean’s head assplode.
But seriously, one reason he should die, is because of the Sharia Law echo. Okay, maybe not die.
Maybe punishment for him saying, “Sharia Law” every two minutes, is to experience it, and have his tongue cut out. Trying saying Sharia Law now, Hanny-Boy!! Ha!!
Another reason Hannity should die? His frickin’ Freedom Concerts that he puts on to raise money for scholarships for children who have lost a parent serving in the military.
What the hell is wrong that Matt-Man, you ask? Let me tell you.
This year the musical acts have been Charlie Daniels and Lynyrd Skynyrd. Holy Cow!!
Charlie has been going down to Georgia with the Devil for decades, and the faux Skynyrd band is fronted by no-talent Johnny Van Zant who has been riding dead brother Ronnie’s duster coattails since 1977!!
If Charlie and this Skynyrd knock off band had been around during the Holocaust..?
Hitler wouldn’t have gassed the Jews, he would have forced them to listen to these two bands until they offed themselves.
For that, Blockhead Sean, must die. Okay not die, but something like likewise suffering at the hands of Nazis.
Perhaps we could somehow resurrect Hermann Göring and force Hannity to have hot, man on man cross-dressing sex with Queen Hermann.
And then…On the FOX Hannity show there are his guests. Oh dear God!! Michelle Malkin? Full of Hate. Ann Coulter? Full of hate and testosterone. Juan Williams? Vacuous. Ha.
Juan doesn’t know the difference between an Indian worshipping a bovine in Calcutta and one in South Dakota smoking peyote. What a dim bulb.
For this, Sean Hannity must die…Okay not die…but he should have to have sex with those hateful chicks while Juan looks on trying to figure what the hell is going.
I know…I know…this was incredibly mean-spirited of me, and I, unlike Hannity, do not think I am God, therefore I cannot make another person die.
However, Sean could kill me. Well, kill me in an indirect way.
You see, I often hear a promo for Hannity’s radio show that goes something like, “Listen to Sean weekdays from 3-6 and get Hannitized!!”
It should read more like this: “Listen to Sean weekdays from 3-6, and long to be euthanized.”
Oy, what a clown…Oh, there’s another thing about Hannity that I don’t like…
He smells like a bushel of rotten potato peels and onions that have been pickling for six months in a jar of Frankenstein’s urine.
Where did that come from and how do I know, you ask?
I have no idea, but it’s true, because I believe it.