Let's Boycott The Muslims...Or Not

Sometimes…

I think of myself, and all of humanity, in the way God, if He or She exists, thinks of us.

And lately, how could I not think of Him in terms of the proposed Islamic Cultural Center/Mosque near ground zero?

Some folks believe that the proposed Cultural Center should not be built. Some say it should be further away.

I have heard the argument, that unless Saudi Arabia and other Arab nations permit churches and synagogues in their country, why should we allow the building of this proposed mosque, cultural center, Muslim YMCA, whatever?

If that's a problem, I say let's not buy oil from Saudi Arabia and other Persian Gulf countries....Ha Ha Ha Ha..kidding, of course...that's crazy talk!!

I have also heard that the dirty Muslims and the Imam in question, should compromise and move their and specifically, his, proposed building further away from “Ground Zero”.

When I think about this conundrum and possible compromises, I think…What Would Jesus Do?

Jesus would never back down, no matter how much shit he got.

He would continue to cure the blind. He would resurrect Lazarus. He would say…

“Persecute me all you want, and kill me while you're at it; I shall not perish.”

The building of this Islamic Center “at ground zero” has taken on more ugliness that it ever should have, but the ugliness is there.

And, while it is here, let me say something…

If Jesus Christ came to New York City or Anywhere, USA today, and wanted to build a Church?

He would say…

“If sinners are congregations, I am going to have the largest following ever…Unless, they want to listen to my message.”

Cheers!!

Protests Over Mosque at Ground Zero

Big protest in downtown NYC yesterday over the proposed building of an Islamic Community Center/Mosque.

It's was good to see so many Americans spending the Lord's day spewing religious bigotry, fear, and hate.

I had to laugh this morning while watching Fox and Friends.

Steve "I'll Say Whatever You Want Me to Say Mr. Ailes" Doocy shrieked...

"They have already been praying in that building for a year!!"

Praying!!? Oh the Horror!!!

I'm working 9:30 A.M. til' 9:15 P.M. both today and tomorrow, so I'll catch ya when I catch ya.

Until then...

Be nice to one and other and may your God go with you...no matter which God that may be.

Cheers!!

Sean Hannity Must Die!!

Yeah, you read that post title correctly. Sean Hannity MUST die.

That’s right…The FOX News talking head, talk radio babbler, and diaper-wearin’ crybaby, Sean Hannity, must die.

I listen to him on the radio and watch his Fox News TV show, and have come to the conclusion that he needs dirt sleep…bodily expiration…a copious amount of blunt force trauma upside his massive, square skull.

Allow me to ‘splain.

First of all, he has been, like many others of his ilk, railing against the proposed building of a community center/mosque near Ground Zero.

His arguments transcend the emotional argument that some use based on the mosque allegedly being a slap in the face to those who died in the 9/11 attacks on the WTC. No, no, my friends…

Blockhead Hannity in his delusional, bizarro world, extrapolates that the proposed mosque is a launching pad for Muslims to somehow usurp our Constitution and replace it with the evil Muslim code of Sharia Law.

I bet blockhead Sean utters the phrase, “Sharia Law” every two minutes.

I think he actually doesn’t want the controversy to go away because he loves to say, “Sharia Law!!” Sharia Law this…Sharia Law that.

It’s annoying as hell, but let me tell you, if a hot Muslim chick wants to become a porn star, Sharia Law would be a sexy name. On top of that, it would make Sean’s head assplode.

But seriously, one reason he should die, is because of the Sharia Law echo. Okay, maybe not die.

Maybe punishment for him saying, “Sharia Law” every two minutes, is to experience it, and have his tongue cut out. Trying saying Sharia Law now, Hanny-Boy!! Ha!!

Another reason Hannity should die? His frickin’ Freedom Concerts that he puts on to raise money for scholarships for children who have lost a parent serving in the military.

What the hell is wrong that Matt-Man, you ask? Let me tell you.

This year the musical acts have been Charlie Daniels and Lynyrd Skynyrd. Holy Cow!!

Charlie has been going down to Georgia with the Devil for decades, and the faux Skynyrd band is fronted by no-talent Johnny Van Zant who has been riding dead brother Ronnie’s duster coattails since 1977!!

If Charlie and this Skynyrd knock off band had been around during the Holocaust..?

Hitler wouldn’t have gassed the Jews, he would have forced them to listen to these two bands until they offed themselves.

For that, Blockhead Sean, must die. Okay not die, but something like likewise suffering at the hands of Nazis.

Perhaps we could somehow resurrect Hermann Göring and force Hannity to have hot, man on man cross-dressing sex with Queen Hermann.

And then…On the FOX Hannity show there are his guests. Oh dear God!! Michelle Malkin? Full of Hate. Ann Coulter? Full of hate and testosterone. Juan Williams? Vacuous. Ha.

Juan doesn’t know the difference between an Indian worshipping a bovine in Calcutta and one in South Dakota smoking peyote. What a dim bulb.

For this, Sean Hannity must die…Okay not die…but he should have to have sex with those hateful chicks while Juan looks on trying to figure what the hell is going.

I know…I know…this was incredibly mean-spirited of me, and I, unlike Hannity, do not think I am God, therefore I cannot make another person die.

However, Sean could kill me. Well, kill me in an indirect way.

You see, I often hear a promo for Hannity’s radio show that goes something like, “Listen to Sean weekdays from 3-6 and get Hannitized!!”

It should read more like this: “Listen to Sean weekdays from 3-6, and long to be euthanized.”

Oy, what a clown…Oh, there’s another thing about Hannity that I don’t like…

He smells like a bushel of rotten potato peels and onions that have been pickling for six months in a jar of Frankenstein’s urine.

Where did that come from and how do I know, you ask?

I have no idea, but it’s true, because I believe it.

Cheers!!

Mosque at Ground Zero: Build It and Let God Sort It Out

“I clearly think Christianity is better, which is why I practice it, but that is not the reason I am against the masque (sic) at Ground Zero. I am against it because it would be a thorn in the eye of anyone who lost a loved one on 9-11.”

--Karen 7/26/2010

I dig Karen. Always have…even though she is a raging Republican. No, not a raging conservative, a raging, right wing Republican.

Someone who follows lock step with FOX News, Rushbo, and Sean Hannity.

I think Karen, my ol’ pal Uncle Charlie, and others of their political ilk, have lost their minds…especially when it comes to this “mosque” controversy in NYC.

Republicans like these two, and there are more than a handful, believe in America Uber Alles. They believe in Christianity Uber Alles. They “believe” in the Constitution Uber Alles.

They don’t follow all of those tenets, but two out of three ain’t bad.

I find it ironic that Karen, who is a lawyer by education, yet evidently is less than that by practice, is against the building of a mosque near the former World Trade Center buildings..

She can utter all the anti-Muslim crap she wants, but the law says that if zoning approves, the house, or in this case, the “mosque” shall stand.

Karen, and other Americans can say they will “hurt” if a mosque is built on this “sacred” or “hallowed” ground, but really, you need to get over your religious bigotry.

You need to get over yourselves and your unfounded agony and treatment of one of the world’s oldest religions.

Say what you want about Islam, it is no less believable than Christianity or Judaism. Seriously…

A kid born because an invisible man impregnated a woman? A candle burning for eight crazy days because an invisible man made it so? Gimme a break.

I can’t stand all of the furor over the differing beliefs. I hate it!! But I do know one thing…

One of the cornerstones of this country was that it was built to allow the free, unfettered, practice of religion.

Some Muslims want to build a community center and mosque near the site of the World Trade Center attack. So?

Some “Americans” say, “No way, Muslims are evil!! They should not be allowed to build a place of the Devil’s worship.”

To those nay sayers, I say…

How about this? We’ll build a Catholic Church, a Jewish Temple, and an expansive Evangelical parsonage on the site, and all will be right with God.

Of course, if we do that, we are also doing another thing that may be second only to our love of “the one true God”

That one thing being, peeing and shitting all over our Constitution.

It’s ironic that Tea Baggers and their right wing ilk are behind this movement to stop the building of this Muslim center and mosque, ’cause let me tell ya…

If Jefferson were alive today, he would say to them, “Are you morons fucking crazy?”

Of course then he would say, “Hey Matt-Man? Know any hot, black chicks in the ’hood?”

Cheers!!