Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Hump Day Hodgepodge

How about a little Hump Day Hodgepodge, today? Great!!

Tuesday at work was a killer. The 10-9 shift is a long day in itself, but once again it seemed like 80% of the day’s business was compressed into the three hours between 5 and 8.

Holy Cow, it was smokin' busy, and I was injured as well.

I fucked up my back lifting and twirling 30 packs of beer and then smashed my right elbow into the steel doorframe between the office and the drive-thru section of the Beer Mine.

I am glad I am off today so I can recuperate before going back Thursday at 5. Take me away Wild Irish Rose!!

I may see if Jay is available to talk today so we can do our always intensive show prep for the, I’m With Stupid Blog Talk Radio broadcast this coming Sunday.

Speaking of our show, Jay and I talked a couple of weeks ago about “creative” cuisine. I mentioned my less than successful attempt to make liver in the crockpot once.

I remembered at work Tuesday that I shot a video of Schmoop complaining about it the day it happened.

So, if you have never seen it, and/or would like to check out Schmoop’s purrrr-rific legs, here’s the video of the “Crockpot Liver Incident”…

There’s a lot in the news about the California Governor’s race and how Jerry Brown, one of his aides, or maybe even his wife was caught on a phone message calling his GOP opponent, Meg Whitman, a whore.

Two things, here…

First of all, as so many others, I find it hilarious that in the news reports, people refuse to say, “whore”. They say something like, “Brown called Whitman a word that rhymes with, snore.” I say to these “professionals” grow the fuck up.

The second thing and perhaps the most important thing about this “controversy” is this…

Since being called a whore by the Brown camp, has Whitman denied the allegation?

Hell, no!!

This needs further looking into because I think I have stumbled upon two things here…Meg Whitman is a WHORE, and I am fucking brilliant!!

That’s it for today, with the exception of a couple of notes.

Thursday I will be doing another installment of He Said…She Said with Schmoop. If it’s like last Thursday’s episode, you’ll want be sure to read it and chime in. Fun stuff!!

Also, if you’d like to be this Friday’s I’m With Stupid Hot, Smart Babe of the Week, e-mail Jayman or I with your photo along with what makes you smart, and we'll put your picture up on the IWS website come Friday.

Please though…no completely nude shots (breasts included). I was scolded by our Executive Producer for putting one up last Saturday.

That's it...and now, I must spend Wednesday healing up and show prepping. It’s a good thing that I have plenty of Rose, smokes, and beer on hand.

Happy Hump Day, and as always…

Cheers!!

21 comments:

Jay said...

Our executive producer was simply concerned that one of our 57,802 listeners would complain to the FCC and get us fined.

Or some bitter bitch would "flag" the link on Facebook. ;-)

Matt-Man said...

Jay: Ha...I know. And as you know...me not being a detailed oriented kinda guy, did not know about that Facebook policy. Cheers Jay!!

Mike said...

Schmoop looked and sounded like Carol Burnette doing a skit. She was good. She hates liver. I like her. I would have thrown the crockpot out the window.

Scott Oglesby said...

I saw that whore thing on The Daily Show. It just reminds you that America really is one big kindergarten. I was shocked when I went to a natural history museum over here and saw human anatomy in the kids’ section, complete with penises and vaginas. It’s no wonder we never really do mature, is it?

Matt-Man said...

Mike: Hey now...Liver is a beautiful thing...just not when done in a crockpot. Cheers Mike!!

Scott: It has been a joke. I was watching the Joe Scarborough morning show when he kept repeating whore over and over, now THAT was funny. cheers Scott!!

Micky-T said...

I love that video, thanks for a nice chuckle in the morning. Even as pure die hard liver lover myself my heart goes out to Schmoop because liver DOES fucking STINK!

Matt-Man said...

Micky: I chcuckled too when I came across it. Liver doesn't smell bad at all if one cooks as it should be cooked, that is, pan fried and smothered in bacon and onions. Crockpot? Not so much. Cheers Mick!!

Raquel's World said...

Nice to see your lady in the raw. I can totally see why you guys are a couple. Loved the devil impression.

Which also led me to a video of you singing....very cute.

Matt-Man said...

Raquel: Ha. Schmoop does look good raw and is more than a bit funny. Which song? There are more than a few videos of me singing. Cheers Roc!!

Raquel's World said...

As much as Id love to watch them all I am technically working so I just clicked one and its the Lindsay song.

Matt-Man said...

Raquel: Ah. Not a bad tune but not my best work. Have fun at work. Cheers Hot Stuff!!

Desert Rat said...

Leopold Bloom loves liver, so you're in good, albeit mundane, company. Do you enjoy, also, the faint tang of urine in a kidney, browned in butter and slopped up with toast? Jus' wonderin'...

Matt-Man said...

Rat: Hee...I don't know if I do or not, but it does sound quite interesting and palate pleasing!! Cheers Rat!!

Knight said...

Soooo is Jay the executive producer? and Damn Schmoop! Those are some nice Gams.

Matt-Man said...

Knight: Jay is indeed the Exec Producer. He's the Man!! And yeah, I was never really a leg man type of guy until I met Schmoop. Her's go on forevah. Cheers Knight!!

Dianne said...

feel better matty, try to stop hurting yourself - it's more fun if you let whores hurt you

Matt-Man said...

Dianne: I feel much better, or maybe I'm just beer-numb. Cheers Di!!

Dana said...

It's good to be known at the tits that could have caused an FCC fine.

At least that's what I keep telling myself ...

Matt-Man said...

Dana: See? One never knows from where their claim to fame will be. Now, apologize to Jay and tell him it's all my fault. Cheers Dana!!

Knight said...

Okay I was able to listen to it this time. This sounds a lot like my relationship except on that last "I love you" I would have tried to kick you in the face. You are a cruel taunting man. Liver is a WHOREable and disgusting "food".

Dana said...

I'm sorry Jay! It's all Matt's fault!