It’s going to be a cool, breezy Sabbath in Bagwine, Ohio today.
I will have to wear extra clothes for my 11-7 stint at the Beer Mine today which has one major implication…
If some chick comes through the Mine and wants to get hot with me in the beer cooler, it will take me much longer to strip down and get naked.
So be it. I will build that into my schedule.
Nothing much to report today although I can report that when I arrived home from work last night, I was met with some disturbing news courtesy of Schmoop.
After I came home, popped a beer and shed my pants, Schmoop said unto me…
“I’m back on Twitter. I’m twittering again. I even talked to Dana.”
My joyous response to that announcement..?
“Great. Now I have to cloak my burning, yearning, lust for all the hot babes when I tweet.”
We both chuckled, mainly because we both know that that won’t deter me from hitting on every chick I come across even with Schmoop back in the human stew that is Twitter.
Actually, I am glad she is back. Schmoop needs a hobby…a hobby which doesn’t interfere with her drinking.
Schmoop…plus Drinking…plus Twitter, equals Internets Magic!!
Schmoop did temper the shock of her renewed foray into Twitter by modeling her new uber-soft underwear for me…
Uh-huh…even after 44 years of use and abuse, that is still a nice looking ass. And for those of you with an attention to detail, be informed...
I used Bleu Cheese dressing last night when I tossed her salad.
Also sports fans, Jay and I put another award winning Blog Talk Radio installment of I’m With Stupid into the can on Friday night.
Our Blogger of the Week guest was the incredibly sexy Dianne of Forks Off The Moment, and she was a fantastic guest.
Although she tried to explain it, I still don’t understand the meaning of her blog title. Of course…
Instead of taking my two hour pre-show nap Friday evening I continued to drink so that may have a bearing on my lack of understanding.
Anyhoo, I thank Dianne for appearing and give a big ol’ shout out to all of the incredibly funny people who chimed in on the phone lines.
If you would like to listen to Friday’s show you can do so right c’here:
Amen and Amen…
Have a wonderful rest of the weekend y’all. I’m off to work and then to go see my Ryno.