Sunday, November 14, 2010

Sunday Morning Church Disservice: There's A Tight Ass Loose on Twitter

It’s going to be a cool, breezy Sabbath in Bagwine, Ohio today.

I will have to wear extra clothes for my 11-7 stint at the Beer Mine today which has one major implication…

If some chick comes through the Mine and wants to get hot with me in the beer cooler, it will take me much longer to strip down and get naked.

So be it. I will build that into my schedule.

Nothing much to report today although I can report that when I arrived home from work last night, I was met with some disturbing news courtesy of Schmoop.

After I came home, popped a beer and shed my pants, Schmoop said unto me…

“I’m back on Twitter. I’m twittering again. I even talked to Dana.”

My joyous response to that announcement..?

“Great. Now I have to cloak my burning, yearning, lust for all the hot babes when I tweet.”

We both chuckled, mainly because we both know that that won’t deter me from hitting on every chick I come across even with Schmoop back in the human stew that is Twitter.

Actually, I am glad she is back. Schmoop needs a hobby…a hobby which doesn’t interfere with her drinking.

Schmoop…plus Drinking…plus Twitter, equals Internets Magic!!

Schmoop did temper the shock of her renewed foray into Twitter by modeling her new uber-soft underwear for me…


Uh-huh…even after 44 years of use and abuse, that is still a nice looking ass. And for those of you with an attention to detail, be informed...


I used Bleu Cheese dressing last night when I tossed her salad.

Also sports fans, Jay and I put another award winning Blog Talk Radio installment of I’m With Stupid into the can on Friday night.

Our Blogger of the Week guest was the incredibly sexy Dianne of Forks Off The Moment, and she was a fantastic guest.

Although she tried to explain it, I still don’t understand the meaning of her blog title. Of course…

Instead of taking my two hour pre-show nap Friday evening I continued to drink so that may have a bearing on my lack of understanding.

Anyhoo, I thank Dianne for appearing and give a big ol’ shout out to all of the incredibly funny people who chimed in on the phone lines.

If you would like to listen to Friday’s show you can do so right c’here:



Amen and Amen…

Have a wonderful rest of the weekend y’all. I’m off to work and then to go see my Ryno.

Cheers!!

13 comments:

Joker_SATX said...

Schmoop is on Twitter? Point her my way. I will keep her occupado!

Matt-Man said...

Joker: Oh I am sure you will. Cheers Joker!!

Dianne said...

It is haunting me, haunting I tell you, that you don't get the meaning of my title

you know me so well and yet

I had a grand old time Friday night, thanks

Jay said...

I think this show will stand out as a classic that stands the test of time.

Matt-Man said...

Dianne: It's the word "off" that throws me, um, well off. If it was Forks OF the Moment I would understand. You're were sensational as always. Thanks Di!!

Matt-Man said...

Jay: Or something...Cheers Jay!!

Mike said...

I may get to listen to the whole show tonight.

Dana said...

I'm *thrilled* Schmoop is back on twitter! Now I can profess my undying lust for her too!

And the show? It might very well be the only show on BTR where the two people who called in were more sober and awake than the show hosts.

Matt-Man said...

Mike: Me Too!! Cheers and thanks for calling. Cheers Mike!!

Dana: Have at it, and Ha!! At least we're unique!! Cheers Dana!!

Knight said...

Bleu Cheese? Really? I would have used ranch. Then it makes sense when you start to ride her. See?

Matt-Man said...

Knight: Or perhaps, Creamy Cucumber. Cheers Knight!!

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