Monday, February 07, 2011

I'm A Year Older Today, But Still Havin' Fun!!

Forty-six years ago on February 7, 1965 I was delivered from my mom's womb.

Actually, as the last of nine kids, I more or less just fell out. But nonetheless, I came into this world, and here I am still...somehow.

Anyhoo...

Sunday evening was a good time. I went over to Ryno's to have a Super Bowl/Birthday Eve party...Just Ryno, his mom, and myself. It was nice.

The food was excellent. We had a myriad of different chips with corn salsa and the ex made some fantastic homemade sliders...


The best thing? His mom sent me home with all four that were leftover. She wanted to get a birthday cake, but Ryno reminded her that I am not a big cake fan so, she picked these up...


Cute, and delicious. After the obligatory singing of Happy Birthday, I opened the most touching B-Day card I have ever received, and hand picked by Ryno...


The message inside was even more touching...


Inside the card was a cartoon that Ryno drew prior to my arrival just for his dear, OLD dad...


And then came a couple of presents...Father's Day, Christmas, or my birthday, Ryno insists on having his mom get me T-Shirts that he thinks I will find funny. First up, this one...


And this was one was found incredibly amusing by his mom...


I dig 'em both. Of course, his mom had to take a picture of me and our little man prior to my departure...


It was fun and I thank them both.
And now today, since it's officially my birthday, I shall party all day today and once Schmoop gets home from work we will tip a few, cut up, make fun of others and each other, and then...have hot, sweaty Birthday sex.

Damn...I'm a lucky guy, indeed.

Enjoy your Monday, and as always...

Cheers!!

27 comments:

MysteryChick said...

Happy Birthday Matt-Man! I hope there's a bj in there somewhere, everybody deserves a birthday hummer!

sybil law said...

Sounds like a great night, Princess!

Happy (early) Birthday!!

Matt-Man said...

Chick: I will make sure I copy your comment and email it often to Schmoop while she is at work Monday several time throughout the day. Thanks and Cheers Sexy!!

Sybil: It was nice, and at least he didn't call me an aging Drag Queen. Cheers, ye of the Lovely Lips!!

Jay said...

That card is hilarious! And I love the football shaped plates. Party accessories are always cool.

Happy Birthday my friend!

Matt-Man said...

Jay: Sandra Lee would be so proud of the football chip bowls, and the football brownies were really good. Ryno is a funny young man. It was cool.

Thanks Jay, and we will do this all over again in exactly a month from today. ; ) Cheers Jay!!

Mike said...

I thought you were 42 going on 43. Just how long did your mothers labor go on?

And who's that old guy with Ryno?

Matt-Man said...

Mike: Ha, aren't you funny...I have no idea how long it lasted. She probably merely sneezed and out I came. Cheers Mike!!

Michele said...

The birthday card was priceless. You really should think about getting it framed if for no other reason than to taunt Ryno with it when he is 46. Happy Birthday Matt.

Matt-Man said...

Michele: That's actually a good idea. I should frame it side by side with the cartoon. I'm all over it. Thanks Michele and have a lovely day. Cheers!!

Beth said...

Happy Birthday Baby!! I hope you have a great day!!

Matt-Man said...

Schmoopie: I'm sure I will, but the night will better, and wetter, and hotter. ; ) Cheers and Zooooves!!

Raquel's World said...

Yahoo! Happy Bday! That Ryno sure is hella funny. Wonder where he gets that?

Matt-Man said...

Raquel: Thanks much sexy. Yeah he's a chip off the old punchline. Thanks Roc!!

Dana said...

I like this day as it is the start of the 5 months we are the same age. No ... not technically, but still!

AND ... you and Cam now will have the opportunity to wear the same shirt - he too has the wiener shirt!

Looks like a great day and, I'm sure, the start to a great year!

Matt-Man said...

Dana: I wish you were older...right now...I so dig older women with one exception. Tell my shirt brother to have a good day. It shall be a GREAT year!! Cheers Dana!!

Desert Rat said...

Love the T-shirts! Happy B-day, Funny Man. (Oh, nice hat, too. Glad to see you're wearing your big boy panties - I mean, you'd have to be...)

Matt-Man said...

Rat: Yeah, I dig the shirts he picks out. That hat has become a tradition. It's a hot one...Especially when one is wearing 8,000 pounds of clothes beneath it. Cheers and Thanks Lovely One!!

betty said...

Happy Birthday, Matt-Man. And, many more.

Matt-Man said...

Betty: Why thank you very much. Thanks for droppin' in. Cheers to you Betty!!

Grant said...

Hippy bertday. Jay made me come here. Now release the kitten unharmed as was promised in my instructions.

Matt-Man said...

Grant: Ha...Jay is a good man and today...a kitten lived. Cheers and thanks Grant!!

David said...

Happy birthday.

The card is fantastic and I love the t-shirt about all is fun until someone loses a wiener

Matt-Man said...

David: Hey there dude...It was a good time and yeah, I have the wiener shirt on as I type this. Cheers David!!

Desert Rat said...

Where da new post at?

Matt-Man said...

Rat: It be up now!! Cheers Dear!!

Lu' said...

The birthday card was most awesome. I actually have that weiner t-shirt. bought it for myself about 5 years ago HA!

Matt-Man said...

Lu: Ha. Yeah I dug the card and the shirts. Stay warm pal. Cheers!!