Wednesday, February 02, 2011

Super Happy Year of the Rabbit Bowl!!

Hey Bitches, Schmoop here. For today’s post, you are stuck with me.

Matt Man is curled up in the corner waiting out this horrific, stupendous, life altering ice storm.

Oh who am I kidding. I’m the one in the corner whining that we’re never getting out of the house again, and OMG do we have enough beer?

I was off work Tuesday, and believe it or not, my boss called me to say don’t come in! Like that was happening. I said ok, and you probably won’t see me tomorrow either. He said, ok. Ha!

He’s an easy mark! Hell, he probably wouldn’t know if I was there anyway.

So Wednesday, I guess we’re having a Drunk, Stupid, Naked, Groundhog Day Party Live on Twitter! Come join us, won’t you?

Jesus, you don’t have anything else to do, right? The whole fucking country is snowed, or iced in. Yo

Bitches, do as I say!!


Now…

Tomorrow night at 11 PM EST on I’m With Stupid on Blog Talk Radio, Jay, Matt-Man, and Marty Martenstein are talking Super Bowl, Chinese New Year and who knows what else.

It’s going to be spectacular, atomic, and the streets of Cairo are going to explode when Guy Ahnyurdyck provides his shocking protestation report live from the Land Of Pharaohs.

All this and hopefully your calls, Thursday night at 11 PM EST. To access our show page, click HERE.


And here is to IWS's uber-hot friend who did this for us...

Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, I hope she's dreaming of me....Until then, as always…

Cheers!!

16 comments:

Mike said...

Not only the year of the Rabbit but the 'Metal Rabbit'.

Matt-Man said...

Mike: I'm still focused on IWS's new, hot chick!! Cheers Mike!!

Jay said...

I hadn't made up my mind about whether or not I was gonna be there tomorrow. But, if Schmoop is gonna be naked, drunk and stupid, so am I!

Matt-Man said...

Jay: She's a-gunna be bare backed. It should be HUGE!! The party, not her ass...Schmoop has no ass. Cheers Jay!!

Michele said...

While it is going to be cold here I will, unfortunately, be at work. I will be stuck in meetings all day. It will suck. Have fun tomorrow.

Matt-Man said...

Michele: Ha. Sorry to hear that. Nothing like a day of meetings to crush a person's soul. Cheers Michele!!

Raquel's World said...

I am truly loving Schmoop's guest posting. She is rather entertaining. Give us more!

Raquel's World said...

How bout Schmoop Saturdays Or Schmoop Sundays?

Matt-Man said...

Raquel: I'd have her do one once a week and I have in the past, but it's up to her. I think she's funny as hell. Cheers Hot Stuff!!

Desert Rat said...

My birdbath froze - in PHOENIX! in FEBRUARY! That's some cold!

More Schmoop! More Schmoop!

Desert Rat said...

What the Hell is a "Metal Rabbit?"

Matt-Man said...

Rat: Ha...I have no idea, but if Mike says there is a Metal Rabbit, there must be one because he is one Googling mo fo. My condolences to your birdbath. Cheers Gorgeous!!

Mike said...

The Rat answer...<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit_(zodiac)>Metal Rabbit</a>

Mike said...

Well 'tag A' didn't work did it.

Matt-Man said...

Mike: Stop it!! Just Stop It!! Cure yourself , man!! Cheers Mike!!

Jamie said...

You can find your prediction for the coming year on my blog. Year of the Bunny

Happy 4709