Super Happy Year of the Rabbit Bowl!!

Hey Bitches, Schmoop here. For today’s post, you are stuck with me.

Matt Man is curled up in the corner waiting out this horrific, stupendous, life altering ice storm.

Oh who am I kidding. I’m the one in the corner whining that we’re never getting out of the house again, and OMG do we have enough beer?

I was off work Tuesday, and believe it or not, my boss called me to say don’t come in! Like that was happening. I said ok, and you probably won’t see me tomorrow either. He said, ok. Ha!

He’s an easy mark! Hell, he probably wouldn’t know if I was there anyway.

So Wednesday, I guess we’re having a Drunk, Stupid, Naked, Groundhog Day Party Live on Twitter! Come join us, won’t you?

Jesus, you don’t have anything else to do, right? The whole fucking country is snowed, or iced in. Yo

Bitches, do as I say!!

Now…

Tomorrow night at 11 PM EST on I’m With Stupid on Blog Talk Radio, Jay, Matt-Man, and Marty Martenstein are talking Super Bowl, Chinese New Year and who knows what else.

It’s going to be spectacular, atomic, and the streets of Cairo are going to explode when Guy Ahnyurdyck provides his shocking protestation report live from the Land Of Pharaohs.

All this and hopefully your calls, Thursday night at 11 PM EST. To access our show page, click HERE.

And here is to IWS's uber-hot friend who did this for us...

Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, I hope she's dreaming of me....Until then, as always…

Cheers!!