Haven’t done this in awhile…
Time for another installment of, He Said…She Said where I and my BFF/OSP Schmoop go spontaneous with each other through the magic of Microsoft Word.
Let’s kick it, shall we?
Schmoop: I think it’s great that you’ve stopped smoking for Lent. How’s that going?
Matt: You know damn well how it’s going. It sucks. So, if you could, blow your exhaled smoke in my direction would ya please? Ima needin’ a fix.
Schmoop: Oh sure honey, no problem. I happen to have one burning right now, want a hit? Hee!
Matt: Mmmmmm. Thanks, that gave me a hard on. Time for nippy bottle of Rose.
Schmoop: Rose, and no smokie. Hmmm, interesting. Am I getting laid tonite, or are you too weepy?
Matt: Sure, if I’m not climbing the walls, but tread carefully…In my current nicotine-free state, I may be rougher than usual on ya.
Schmoop: Oooooo, yummy! Cuffs, or rope?? So, um, seriously though, want a smoke?
Matt: Fuck You. Ahhh that felt good. Glad I gave up smoking for Lent rather than cussing like our favorite son of a bitch, Jay did. Talk about difficult!!
Schmoop: Fuck yeah. I don’t know how the bastard is going to do it. I’d rather go outside and throw my own shit at rabid squirrels than quit fucking cussing.
Matt: Yeah well, he’s a trooper, or should that be, trouper? Hell, I don’t know, and really don’t give rat’s ass. I just hope Jay like me, sits in favor with the Lord when all this Lent shit is over.
Matt: Ha. Well that’s all I got. I mean, other than beads of withdraw sweat dripping from my nose, so say, “Goodnight Gracie.”
Schmoop: Goodnight Gracie.
Tonight on I’m With Stupid on Blog Talk Radio at 11 PM EST, Jayman and I will be discussing Lent and what we have foolishly given up.
We’d like to hear from you, and what if anything you have given up as well.
In addition to that, Jesus will be reporting live from my lungs and Marty Martenstein, our fave Jew reporter, may ironically enough, be reporting from a Catholic Church.
Oh, the Holy-Hijinx that will ensue!!
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