This is it folks…It’s Ash Wednesday, the start of Lent-a-Palooza 2011.
Christ is once again living out his last forty days on Earth and I am living a life of sacrifice in his honor.
This year as many of you know, I am giving up cigarettes for Lent. My partner in internet radio crime Jayman, is giving up cussing.
What a bunch of shit.
Come Easter, as always, Christ will resurrect himself and end up on streets paved with gold, and what do I and Jayman get out of it?
But, because we are superhuman we shall persevere just to prove that we are superior to ourselves. What? Anyhoo…
Already I can feel the mucus heaving itself from my lungs in a sea of green that would rival the discharge from Paris Hilton’s vagina.
My lungs rale bilaterally in an incoherent cacophony similar to a Sarah Palin speech, and…
My thoughts are manifesting themselves like the discordant verbal ponderances of a Charlie Sheen ustream episode.
It’s all for The Lord, and at some point I shall lie down in green pastures…and then smoke the shit out of it….Sorry…I’m fine.
Anyhoo…This week on I’m With Stupid, Jayman and I are honoring the Lord and Lent by discussing my non-smoking and Jay’s non-cussing.
It should be, a God Damn Hoot!!
It could actually be a semi-silent show this week as Jayman will be afraid to say anything lest he cuss, and I will be tapping my nicotine starved hand on my computer table.
So, we would really welcome your fucking calls this week in order to break up the muted smoke-free monotony.
If you’d like to join in, you can access our show page by clicking HERE. And as always…
The number is 661.244.9852
If you’ll excuse me, I see an old woman walking by my window and I am going to go beat the hell out of her for no reason.
Happy Ash Fucking Wednesday, and as always…