Friday, March 11, 2011

Joyce Meyer Is Saving Me...One Tweet at a Time

It’s Friiiiiiiday Chuckleheads, so let’s get with it ‘cause we’re losing an hour of the weekend this…um…weekend.

First up, Jayman and I gave our souls to Jesus last night as we talked about Lent on I’m With Stupid.


It was another award winning show and one which all but secured our places in Heaven.

Marty Martenstein reported live via digital recording from Catholic Ash Wednesday church services.

He took us on a tour of the church’s gift store which not only included rosary beads, but anal beads as well.

Jesus Christ himself reported from my smoke free lungs and also did a bit of stand up. It was first class.

We had a fine crowd of folks in the chat room and in addition to IWS uber-fan Dub-K calling in, so did the uber-lovely Dianne.


And let me tell ya, nobody drops the fuck bomb any sexier than Dianne.

Through it all, Jayman did not cuss, and I did not smoke. So other than reports of some folks having trouble logging in and not being able to listen (thanks BTR), it was all good.

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This Lent thing is really coming together and I am getting messages from above that I am already being blessed.

Yesterday morning I was alerted by Twitter that none other than Joyce Meyer is now following me on Twitter.

For those of you who don’t know who she is, she is one of my favorite domestic terrorists God filled televangelists.

I hope our relationship flourishes and blesses us both, Joyce. Let’s spend the day tweeting each other; it’ll be HOT!!

Lastly…I alluded to losing an hour this weekend. That’s because we all need to set our clocks forward an hour when we go to bed Saturday night/Sunday morning.

I never forget, because...

On Sunday morning I like to cure my hangover with a half dozen McMuffins with sausage and cheese and if I were to show up ay McDonalds with my Sunday hangover and discovered they were already serving lunch, I would be pissed.

So there you have it, kids. Enjoy your Friday, your weekend, and rest up, for St Patrick’s Day is just a few days away.

Cheers!!

17 comments:

Beth said...

Oh shit, I forgot about the time change! Oh well, I'll just hit the couch an hour earlier on Sunday;) Oh, and Joyce Meyer sucks!

Matt-Man said...

Schmoop: So you'll hi tthe couch at 9:30 AM in stead of 10:30 AM? And please, don't be dissin' my conduit to the Almighty. I love her. Cheers and Zoooooves!!

David said...

You are truly blessed to have Joyce as your new BFF - I hear that she has connections in heaven but more immportantly to people's checkbooks.

Matt-Man said...

David: I know. Someone from Joyce Meyer Ministries even graced the pages of this post today. I heard organ music when it happened. Thanks for listening last night David. Cheers!!

Jay said...

I'm thinking this whole new twitter friendship with Joyce is gonna end badly. I don't know why I think that. I just do.

Matt-Man said...

Jay: I think lawyers may even be involved...well, on her side anyway, because on my side, I'll be represented by Jesus Christ hizzelf. Cheers Jay!!

Desert Rat said...

Wow, Joyce Meyer! Now we're talkin' BIG time. Although, rumor has it that Jeebus thinks she's a pretender. If people feel the MUST send someone money in the name of the Lord, I can think of lots of productive ways to take care of that for them. (Call me people.)

You know, here in AZ we don't change our clocks ... ever (well, except the Navajo Nation, but they straddle several states, so I'm cool with that). Yeah, baby, my clocks, when they're not being cleaned, are almost always right! It's keeping track of the rest of you people that's difficult. Part of the year I'm the same as New Mexico and part of the year it's California. Even Utah orbits back and forth on TOP of us. It's strange.

Raquel's World said...

Maybe Joyce Meyer is your blessing.

Beth said...

That's 10:30 instead of 11:30! Gosh, I'm not a completely lazy tool!

Matt-Man said...

Rat: As you know I am never one to talk about sex, however...When you said "orbits back and forth on TOP of us." It moved...a lot. Cheers Adorable One!!

Raquel: More than likely, I am Joyce Meyer's blessing. Cheers Roc, and I as said, love the picture!!

Matt-Man said...

Schmoop: A thousand pardons, Schmoop. And even if you were lazy, you'd still be HAWT. Cheers and Zooooves!!

Mike said...

I think Joyce has a job opening in the security dept.

http://www.fox2now.com/ktvi-columbia-murder-coleman-court-052009,0,2219173.story

Matt-Man said...

Mike: Ha...yeah that's classic. I have followed her and her "austere" compound life for years. She's a joke, albeit a bad one. Cheers Mike!!

Phfrankie Bondo said...

Frickin' Donny's and their inability to give me a quater pounder at 8 AM.....

Matt-Man said...

P-Man: You'd think they could be a bit more flexible. Cheers P-Man!!

Dianne said...

perhaps you can save Joyce?

I hope I didn't get youse guys in trouble
I was good for so long and then I hear your voice Matty and all thoughts turn to the F word

Matt-Man said...

Dianne: Ha. I take that as a compliment. No worries, all is fine sexy. Cheers Di!!