Lighten Up Birthers...We're Having a Royal Wedding House Party!!

It’s Thursday Chuckleheads, and as I am off until Sunday, these next three days are a-gunna be HUGE!!

Not so much to entertain you, but in order for me not to forget what is going on, I shall publish my itinerary for the next three days.

Thursday:

It’s Taxi Day for me. I take Schmoop to work at 6:40 and then head to Ryno’s house and have him at school around 7:45. I shall then return back to the Bagwine digs.

I’m about due for a phone call from Richard, The Crazy Cat Man of Columbus, so that’ll be around 9:30 to 10:15.

It is at that point, I will enter TCD mode…Thinking, Cleaning, Drinking.

You see, I need to think because Jayman and I are doing a special Thursday night edition of I’m with Stupid on Blog Talk Radio surrounding the scandalous distribution of President’s Obama’s obviously forged birth certificate, or…

Is it a case that Donald Trump and birthers are merely dimwits from another planet posing as actual human beings?

Jayman and I will get to the bottom of that Thursday night at 11 PM EDT. Anyhoo…

I have to begin cleaning the Bagwine digs as well in case The Trio of Whores from Babylon make it to Bagwine on Saturday in time for the IWS show that will air on Saturday at Noon EDT, and personally visit the Bagwine digs. More on that later.

Later…

I will p/u Ryno from school and take him home, and then pick up Schmoop from work and head home.

After several beers and a hamburger based concoction, I will take a pre-show nap, she will go to bed, and then I’ll do the IWS Birther Show at 11 PM EDT.

Friday:

After a late night Thursday, I have to be up at 4 AM Friday so I can tune into the Royal Wedding coverage. Why you ask? Because Jay and I will be doing our Royal Wedding/House Party IWS show Saturday at Noon EDT.

We don’t do shows willy-nilly; we research our topics thoroughly, so I will be fixed to the Royal nuptials. Being a revered internet radio professional is not as easy nor as glamorous as it seems.

I’ll do more cleaning Friday as well, show prep, and hopefully when Schmoop gets home from work, we’ll have sex at some point, but I’ll have to hold back just a little from my usual powers of pleasure in order to save some back for Saturday.

Saturday:

Wake up early, double check the cleanliness of the apartment, and then prepare my mind for our Saturday show.

I will be anxious at the same time as I will also be awaiting the arrival of The Whores of Babylon namely, Bubblewench, Sybil, and of course, Chrissy Slut.

I have never met this trio, and while they are hot, they could very well be women who mirror the personality existing within the character portrayed by Kathy Bates in the movie, Misery.

Anyhoo, either during or sometime after the show, this fun and unholy trio will arrive in Bagwine, and the debauchery shall begin and go late into the night/early morning.

So there you have it folks, my next three days. It should be busty busy and in all likelihood, quite fun and full of incriminating pictures, however…

As I mentioned that I am unsure of the mental state of our visitors, if you don’t hear from Schmoop or I come Sunday morning, please contact the authorities and inquire as to our whereabouts.

Cheers!!

Note: To access our IWS Radio page for show info and to participate in our Thursday and Saturday shows, click HERE.