Royal Wedding House Party

This is it Bitches!!

Today is the day that for the first time in forty days that the sun is shining and the Three Whores of Babylon are descending upon Bagwine, Ohio.

Bubblewench, Sybil, along with THE sugar mama herself, Chrissy Slut, are joining Schmoop and me for a day and night of debauchery, drunkenness, and if we were related...incest.

One Matt-Man, One Motel room, Several fifths of booze, and eight tits!!

Holy Moly, this gonna be HUGE!!  But first...

Jayman and I are going to recap the Royal Wedding, and look forward to my day of debauchery on I'm With Stupid on Blog Talk Radio at Noon EDT today.

Our royal wedding recap will primarily be provided by IWS's British Royal and Society reporter, Aurora Thistle...Listen to me now and hear me later if you will, but this chick is HOT, and in the know.

Is this a great day or what?

The sun is out.  The boobs will be flailing about, and I'm With Stupid is on the air at Noon EDT on Blog Talk Radio.

I'm so damn excited, I blew a load just typing this.

So...I have to go shovel some coal into my choo-choo train of love by frying up some eggs and downing some Vitamin Water.

I hope to see you on the radio today, and you can hook up with us by accessing our radio page by clicking HERE.

Cheers!! 

Lighten Up Birthers...We're Having a Royal Wedding House Party!!

It’s Thursday Chuckleheads, and as I am off until Sunday, these next three days are a-gunna be HUGE!!

Not so much to entertain you, but in order for me not to forget what is going on, I shall publish my itinerary for the next three days.

Thursday:

It’s Taxi Day for me. I take Schmoop to work at 6:40 and then head to Ryno’s house and have him at school around 7:45. I shall then return back to the Bagwine digs.

I’m about due for a phone call from Richard, The Crazy Cat Man of Columbus, so that’ll be around 9:30 to 10:15.

It is at that point, I will enter TCD mode…Thinking, Cleaning, Drinking.

You see, I need to think because Jayman and I are doing a special Thursday night edition of I’m with Stupid on Blog Talk Radio surrounding the scandalous distribution of President’s Obama’s obviously forged birth certificate, or…

Is it a case that Donald Trump and birthers are merely dimwits from another planet posing as actual human beings?

Jayman and I will get to the bottom of that Thursday night at 11 PM EDT. Anyhoo…

I have to begin cleaning the Bagwine digs as well in case The Trio of Whores from Babylon make it to Bagwine on Saturday in time for the IWS show that will air on Saturday at Noon EDT, and personally visit the Bagwine digs. More on that later.

Later…

I will p/u Ryno from school and take him home, and then pick up Schmoop from work and head home.

After several beers and a hamburger based concoction, I will take a pre-show nap, she will go to bed, and then I’ll do the IWS Birther Show at 11 PM EDT.

Friday:

After a late night Thursday, I have to be up at 4 AM Friday so I can tune into the Royal Wedding coverage. Why you ask? Because Jay and I will be doing our Royal Wedding/House Party IWS show Saturday at Noon EDT.

We don’t do shows willy-nilly; we research our topics thoroughly, so I will be fixed to the Royal nuptials. Being a revered internet radio professional is not as easy nor as glamorous as it seems.

I’ll do more cleaning Friday as well, show prep, and hopefully when Schmoop gets home from work, we’ll have sex at some point, but I’ll have to hold back just a little from my usual powers of pleasure in order to save some back for Saturday.

Saturday:

Wake up early, double check the cleanliness of the apartment, and then prepare my mind for our Saturday show.

I will be anxious at the same time as I will also be awaiting the arrival of The Whores of Babylon namely, Bubblewench, Sybil, and of course, Chrissy Slut.

I have never met this trio, and while they are hot, they could very well be women who mirror the personality existing within the character portrayed by Kathy Bates in the movie, Misery.

Anyhoo, either during or sometime after the show, this fun and unholy trio will arrive in Bagwine, and the debauchery shall begin and go late into the night/early morning.

So there you have it folks, my next three days. It should be busty busy and in all likelihood, quite fun and full of incriminating pictures, however…

As I mentioned that I am unsure of the mental state of our visitors, if you don’t hear from Schmoop or I come Sunday morning, please contact the authorities and inquire as to our whereabouts.

Cheers!!

Note: To access our IWS Radio page for show info and to participate in our Thursday and Saturday shows, click HERE.

Bagwine: Tumult In Town Spectacular 2011!!

It’s still rainy and stormy, but after weeks of below average temps, it’s at least beginning to warm up here in Bagwine, Ohio.

And let me tell ya…This Saturday in Bagwine?

The mercury and my libido are going to be rising quickly and breaking the glass of the thermometer and the Matt-O-Meter as I spend the day, and the night, with a quartet of uber-hot babes.

Now dig it…

My friends Bubblewench and Metalmom, are trekking westward from Penn’s Woods on a acutely focused mission of partying their asses off along the way.

After a stop or two to see friends of theirs, they are picking up Sybil, and after much quasi-lesbian and black magic debauchery, that aforementioned satanic Trio of Babylon are headed to Bagwine, Ohio on Saturday.

Yes folks…I will be partying in Bagwine this Saturday with those three along with my homegrown BFF/OSP Schmoop.

What could be better? Exactly. Nothing. I mean c’mon…

I am going to be in an undisclosed Bagwine Motel room with four hot babes and a river of booze, beer, Bagwine, and immorality.

I know that Easter has passed, but holy shit, I think my resurrection is still four days away.

Oh the sights we’ll see, imagine, and manufacture. They are even going to be taken on an exclusive trip through the world famous Beer Mine by me. I spare no expense, my friends.

In fact as we all know, when people visit Bagwine, what is mine is theirs. Hey-Ooooooooo. But, I digress…

I was thinking of a name for this epic event, and initially came up with, The Bagwine Tour of Truth. And then I thought to myself…

That is so pathetically Charlie Sheen, and c’mon, this is gonna be bigger than his lame tour so I came up with the …

Bagwine: Tumult In Town Spectacular 2011, or as a more simplistic acronym:

Bag-TITS 2011!! Sponsored (unofficially, for now) by Wild Irish Rose!!

Yeah, I like that, and guess what?

Our three feminine party partners may be here at the digs in time to help Jayman and me with this Saturday’s I’m With Stupid show at Noon EDT on Blog Talk Radio!!

Holy Cow, That’s Hot!!

That’s all I have for now, however, speaking of I’m With Stupid, you can listen to our Easter Extravaganza from this past Saturday by utilizing the following handy dandy BTR machine:

Listen to internet radio with Im With Stupid on Blog Talk Radio

Have a wonderful day; I must be off in order to start eating dozens of eggs and drinking Vitamin Water.

Cheers!!