How you doin’? You’re all so pretty!
Ok, since I evidently am taking over this here blog while Matt Man works on bigger things; let me allow myself, to introduce…um...myself.
Some of you may not know the brains behind my “beauty.”
As I sit here pondering my greatness, I mean, watching, Jerry Springer…you should all know what the fuck you’re getting into here.
First of all, my name is not Schmoop, it’s Elizabeth…or Beth. My Mother, God rest her soul, decided to name her sixth and last child after a whore in the Bible, Love you Mommy!!
I have accounts with Blogger, Facebook, and Twitter, but rarely comment on any of them. I’m shy, what can I say?
While I love watching Maury, I do not have a baby daddy, or a baby. Unless you count my nearly twenty pound kitteh.
I am 45 years old, and damn proud of every scar, stretch mark, and wrinkle, but gravity…can suck my ass!
I have been gainfully employed for ten years by a man who regularly loses his keys, glasses, tea, and mind everyday.
Blonde/Auburn/Red/Black are not my original hair colors. I don’t know what the hell my original hair color is.
I met Matt Man, in the Biblical sense, almost eleven years ago. THAT is another post.
I love the show, Charmed, and like to think of myself as a witch on occasion, and also a raging bitch too.
I have a tiny apartment across from a major hospital that I share with the love of my life.
It is small, but after a breakup from an abusive relationship of fourteen years (also another post), I am very happy with where I am.
I mostly eat crap food, except when Matt Man cooks. I love veggies, but hate fruit.
I love, and I mean, LOOOOVE to swear. You looking at me? Fuck you! See?
My sainted Mother always told me that my mouth would get me into trouble one day. Hmmm…ok, I’ll give her that one.
Ok, I think that’s enough for now. If you have any questions, please feel free to ask. I’m new at this blogging thing, so don’t be surprised if I tell you…more of your bizness whore!
PS… I also seem to have a MAJOR addiction with Ice Breakers Peppermint Ice Cube gum. And yet, I usually hate everything peppermint.