Quit being assholes. Start being nice. Stand up for each other. Stop tearing everyone down. If you can’t do that, then shut up.
Now, for something completely different…
I know this is going to sound like a shameless post for the I’m With Stupid blog, but I can’t help it.
I was privy, as no one else is, to the prepination of Jay and Matt’s IWS Radio Show that will air at 6:30 PM EDT this Saturday.
Tuesday is the day that the Matt-Man, and the JayMan come up with all of the wonderful, craptastic things they say.Now…I’m on day two of my “vacation”. Sure, I’m a lazy bitch. Haven’t touched that those damn closets yet, but hey! I did go get coffee yesterday. That’s something, right? Right?
Anyhoodle, the phone call that took place in my living room…well let’s just say, I have not laughed so hard in a long time. Including tears people! Now that is some serious funny shit.
I wish, oh God do I wish, I could reveal to you the
No, I really wasn’t, but I’m still hoping to be the babe of the week on IWS. So, I lied about the secrecy thing.
What? I can’t be a babe? Fuck that.
Also, this day rendered another call….a phone call to the Matt-Man’s son, Ryno. This kid really needs to be on the IWS show. Better yet, he needs his own show.
He is the funniest, nicest, and according to him, the sexiest man around. The chicks dig him…so he says.
And listen folks, just like the listening on the phone call between these two nut jobs, don’t give Matt-Man so much grief for talking about his desire to pick up middle school chicks on Facebook…
It’s humor people. You know, fun? Laugh! Really, you’re not going to break your face…probably.
I love to laugh. I thank you Matt, and Jay. I lost my shit today, and that’s just what I needed.
Have a wonderful Hump Day, and…