Holy Saturday in Bagwine, Ohio.
Jeebus is still dead, and I’m still meatless. But just think, in less than 24 hours…
Christ will arise from the dead, and I’ll be stuffing dead, delicious animals down my throat.
Praise be to Jeebus, and to all of the fine folks across our country that slaughter cows and pigs!!
Come tomorrow morning...
Jeebus is still dead, and I’m still meatless. But just think, in less than 24 hours…
Christ will arise from the dead, and I’ll be stuffing dead, delicious animals down my throat.
Praise be to Jeebus, and to all of the fine folks across our country that slaughter cows and pigs!!
Come tomorrow morning...
My faith in them will be as fresh as the smell inside the women’s bathroom at the Massengill factory.
The posts that I have put up this past week have helped to cleanse my soul and restore my faith in blasphemous humor.
The comments have been off the wall and it was good to see that you all like a well delivered Jeebus joke as much as I.
As for the Bagwine Ruminations Comment of the Week™…
The posts that I have put up this past week have helped to cleanse my soul and restore my faith in blasphemous humor.
The comments have been off the wall and it was good to see that you all like a well delivered Jeebus joke as much as I.
As for the Bagwine Ruminations Comment of the Week™…
There won’t be a COW today for a couple of reasons.
For one, I havent had a chance to go through them all.
For one, I havent had a chance to go through them all.
Secondly, there probably won’t be much traffic this weekend.
Why award someone for their comedic talents if nobody knows about it? Exactly.
Today, I have to make an Easter card today for my son to give to his mom. And then my friends, the fun begins.
I am going to have my head shaved by my personal stylist and then, I’m going to make a Pope hat!!
Yes indeed my friends, when the sun rises Easter Morning…
I will honor the return of the Messiah with a shorn head, while eating Loosemeat, and wearing my Blitzkrieg Benny chapeau.
I am having a religious experience just thinking about it.
With that, I must go defrost some meat, and make sure my camera is ready to take plenty of pictures of the events of the day.
Enjoy your Holy Saturday, and I shall be back tomorrow for a brief Easter Sunday Church Disservice.
Cheers!!
Why award someone for their comedic talents if nobody knows about it? Exactly.
Today, I have to make an Easter card today for my son to give to his mom. And then my friends, the fun begins.
I am going to have my head shaved by my personal stylist and then, I’m going to make a Pope hat!!
Yes indeed my friends, when the sun rises Easter Morning…
I will honor the return of the Messiah with a shorn head, while eating Loosemeat, and wearing my Blitzkrieg Benny chapeau.
I am having a religious experience just thinking about it.
With that, I must go defrost some meat, and make sure my camera is ready to take plenty of pictures of the events of the day.
Enjoy your Holy Saturday, and I shall be back tomorrow for a brief Easter Sunday Church Disservice.
Cheers!!
