Showing posts with label Leighann. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Leighann. Show all posts

Saturday, May 31, 2008

180 Degrees

Yesterday was kind of odd.

In a good way.

An old friend stopped by, and although she said my posts haven’t been very funny of late, it was great to see her.

And then, later in the day I went to work and was busy as hell. But it was a good kind of busy.

Later that evening, I found out that I made somebody smile. I like that. Quite a bit.

This person smiled because she said, in effect, that she felt as though she was 14 years old again. Giddy…Innocent.

I don’t think any of us want to traverse those years again, but when in brevity, they can be a good feeling.

Those years can be full of hope, promise, and even though many times painful and awkward, in some ways the best of times.

It reminded me of a poem my dad had written. It is a poem about coming of age and venturing beyond the apron strings.

When a site reviews me, I always get knocked for my grammar. They just don’t get it. I write in a style that we speak everyday.

My dad could write sonnets, dissertations, and pentameter someone’s iambic with the best of them…but he was at his best when he wrote as most of us speak.

A poem by my dad that popped into my mind last night, “Triangle”.

I regret to tell you
that I have a date with a girl
much younger than you,

and a bit slimmer.
She’s very pretty, dresses mod,
and she smiles
the way you smiled,
once upon a time.
Perhaps that is why
I asked her to join me
at the Pizza Hut
for Coke, and the fourteen inch deluxe.

Since you let your daughter
stay out until midnight
and you get sleepy
after the eleven o’clock news
don’t wait up for us.

Say what you will, I think it is simplistic beauty. Here’s to you Dad!!

And now, the Bagwine Ruminations Comment of the Week…



This week’s comment comes to us courtesy of that Bejeweled Breast Queen, and her words from yesterday.

Leighann of Pessimists Need Love Too commented on my post from yesterday about the number of lovers we have all had. The average number being nine.

I laughed out loud when Leighann commented:

“I’m still a virgin.”

Why did I laugh? Because even if she didn’t have four kids, you know damn well somebody would have at some point, scaled those twin peaks!!

So here’s to you for ropin’ this week’s COW.

Please congratulate Leighann by clicking HERE.

Have a great Saturday everybody. And of course…

Cheers!!

Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Blog-Fo-Mercial: Pessimists Need Love Too

It’s Blog-Fo-Mercial© Tuesday!!!!

That’s right, I have deemed Tuesday to be the new day for Blog-Fo-Mercials©.

Well, at least for this week.

Today’s BFM™ subject hails from the Land of Lincoln, our second Illinoisan since the inception of this project.

This sassy chick is a 31 year old wife and mother to 4 kids…

Knowing this, I felt the need to throw her a bone of well-earned joy just for her.

Leighann is the author of Pessimists Need Love Too. She confronts life’s ups and downs with sarcasm and wit.

No problem can sideline Leighann, because she is much like her hero, Diana Prince aka Wonder Woman...


Leighann, however, has much bigger tits.

At 1 minute and 38 seconds, this is the shortest BFM® I have done to date, but it was the most difficult to produce.

So, enjoy the video and when you’re done, please go say hi to Leighann by clicking HERE.

After all, that’s what these are for…

If you would like to see my other Blog-Fo-Mercials© click HERE and view them on my You Tube site.

And remember, if you haven’t requested one for your site, just let me know through the comments or an e-mail.


Cheers!!