Well kids…The Democratic National Convention is about to get under way.The big news however, is that Barack Obama has chosen Bagwine fave, Sen. Joe Biden, to be his running mate.
President Obama…Vice-President Biden. Nice ring, no? But, that’s nothing in the bigger scheme of life.
These two are more than just running mates for the nation’s highest political office.
These guys are a pair of ghetto-licious, rappin’ in your face, political bad asses.
Chocolate Lightning and Vanilla Thunder.
They’ve even changed their names. Obama is now, Jug Lobes O.
He’s clean, articulate, and his ginormous ears can pick up the sound of Clinton and her supporters whimpering from 50 miles away.
Joe Biden is now known as, Joe Bone Thug. He’s smart, sarcastic, and not afraid to tell you how wrong you are.
He’d be quite comfortable telling the Dalai Lama that he has a better chance of having sex with a yak than achieving a free and peaceful world.
Joe Bone Thug would also add, “Oh, and get rid of that table cloth you’re wearing, and put on some real clothes. You look like a frickin’ mental patient.”
Yes indeed, this duo is quite the hot commodity. Def Jam Records and Aftermath Music have been pursuing them with gusto.
I have scored the coup however. I have signed them to Bagwine Records. I have already had their Executive wannabe asses in the studio, and we cut three fine recordings.
The first one was "Red State Smackdown"…The second one…"I Gets My Blow in Precinct 3."
The last one we did and the first one to be released is this one…
Damn right…Hop on the JLO/JBT Express, bitches.
What’s John McCain doing while we are recording, in your face, no holds barred, rap?
Johnny Mac is cutting some lame-o country album with of all people, Pat “Pass me the Mayonnaise, and Toss the Crisp Salad” Boone. WTF?
I heard their first song is some piece of crap titled, “The Women All Get Prettier at Poll Closing Time.”
Pussies.
See folks; politics isn’t always boring when two Pimp Daddy politicians are on the campaign trail. Rock on boys, rock on…
Off to see the Little Man…Have a great Monday.
Cheers!!
