Schmoop and I are both off today.
Her brother David is coming over for cocktails later.
Ryno and his mom are undoubtedly enjoying the four day, school sponsored tour of Washington, D.C.
Simple things like that make me happy.
However, I must confess something to you all. Yesterday on my site, I lied. Well, I didn’t lie. I plagiarized.
If you re-read yesterday’s post and then compare it to the Biblical verses of Matthew 5:1-16, you will see that they say the same thing.
Ha. That’s right.
I took the first sixteen verses of the Sermon on the Mount (which includes The Beatitudes) and applied them to our times, and to my blog. Clever, no?
I was waiting for somebody to pick up on that, but alas, only Jeebus did, and he told me that he was quite amused by it.
I myself, was chuckling when replacing the Salt of the Earth allegory with telling you that you are the Bagwine in the Bottle.
Ha. I kill myself sometimes.
But I will tell ya…while the post was full of satirical hyperbole, I meant everything that I said.
Anyhoo…
Because of the positive effect that my ontological message had, I am making some changes in the Bible.
The Sermon on the Mount will now be known as the, Sermon of the Matt…or the, Sermon Before the Mount. I haven’t decided yet.
The Beatitudes? That’s easy. From now unto eternity, they will be known as, The Be-Matt-Ti-Tudes.
And that, was that.
Friday is a VERY special day here at Bagwine. I hope you can join me for it.
And, as I said, Schmoop and I are both off today, so I hope I can make Friday’s special post in a timely manner.
We tend to drink when we are together. It helps us tolerate each other.
Enjoy your Thursday…
Cheers!!
