Including today, there are seven Saturdays prior to the 2008 Presidential Election.I thought that a new segment was in order.
Obama and McCain have been talking for months. Joe Biden has been talking all of his life.
We know plenty about those guys. But what about Governor Palin?
Sure, there has been some general reporting about her and her family, but I want to dig deeper.
Beginning today, and for the six Saturdays hereafter, I give you:
Saturdays with Sarah!!
I was given an opportunity to conduct a brief interview with Sarah Palin just the other day. Here is a transcript.
Matt-Man: Hello Governor; it’s a pleasure to meet you.
Palin: Thank you, it’s nice to be here in Bagwine, Ohio. Reminds me of good ol’ Wasilla, Alaska.
Matt-Man: You have a lot of homeless Meth addicts roaming your streets too, do ya?
Palin: No silly…I saw a pregnant teenage girl hanging around outside your apartment.
Matt-Man: Ah…Many folks, have painted you as a joke. A gimmick, lacking experience…A neophyte, better suited to running a bake sale. Completely void of intell-
Palin: Okay, okay…I get your point. But let me tell you something…
Matt-Man: Please Do.
Palin: I have plenty of experience. I command the Alaska National Guard, and should the salmon run amok, I am not afraid to use them.
Matt-Man: Fascinating…I was wond---
Palin: On top of that, I am responsible for the Alaska Department of Igloo and Urban Development.
Matt-Man: Ha. The IUD?
Palin: Don’t laugh, it’s working well.
Matt-Man: Not in your daughter’s case.
At this point in the interview, two burly men forcibly removed me from the apartment.
Upon realizing that I lived there, they threw me back in, and removed Gov. Palin.
As they whisked her out of the building, she hurled expletives at me, and I responded by calling her a, Non-Contiguous Nincompoop.
Yeah, I know…It just came out.
But there you have it. We will have much more Sarah Palin over the next six Saturdays.
Enjoy your Saturday all. Mine will be spent working 11-9 today. Ugh. I hope people pity me, and bring me food.
I want to thank Starr for sending the Sarah pic to me, and I want to wish Cheesy a Very Happy Birthday.
Have fun, Cheesy.
Cheers!!
As they whisked her out of the building, she hurled expletives at me, and I responded by calling her a, Non-Contiguous Nincompoop.
Yeah, I know…It just came out.
But there you have it. We will have much more Sarah Palin over the next six Saturdays.
Enjoy your Saturday all. Mine will be spent working 11-9 today. Ugh. I hope people pity me, and bring me food.
I want to thank Starr for sending the Sarah pic to me, and I want to wish Cheesy a Very Happy Birthday.
Have fun, Cheesy.
Cheers!!
