Sunday, July 22, 2007

Let's Get Jiggy With Jesus

If you read my post this past Thursday you are aware that I have converted to Bagorian Islam. However, since today is the Sabbath for my readers of the Christian persuasion, I am re-releasing the big dance hit that I wrote for Little Eva and the Tomb Raiders this past Lenten season...Enjoys today's church service.

THE RESURRECTION

Everybody's doin' a brand new dance now
(C'mon baby do the Resurrection)
It’s Son of God approved
So give it a chance now
(C'mon baby do the Resurrection)

It’s pissin’ off the Romans and the Pharisees
It's easier than learning your I X Vees
So come on, come on,
Do the Resurrection with me

You gotta die on a cross now
Come on baby, jump up, hmmm get nailed
In three days you’ll begin to inhale

Whoaaa whoa

Now that you can do it
Let's make a Church now
(C'mon baby do the Resurrection)
Gen-U Gen-U Flection in the Cath-O-Lic Church now
(C'mon baby do the Resurrection)

Drop the Jewish attitude, now just let it go
The spreadin’ of the Gospel takes a lot of dough
So come on, come on,
Do the Resurrection
Come on, come on
Do the Resurrection with me…

Bagwine Notes:

“Please Visit Dixie and Matt and Wish Them Well As He Leaves For Parris Island And The Marines today. Just click HERE.”

Our friend Turnbaby is kicking off her Blogtalk radio show tonight at 6:30 PM EDT. Make sure to listen and call in if you can. For Details Click HERE.

CHEERS!!

19 comments:

Odat said...

OMG... or should i say OMM?
I'll be boggying today, thanks to you!!!
Peace

Schmoop said...

Odat: Shake that money maker, and enjoy your Sunday. Cheers!!

Anonymous said...

I was tappin' my feet while I was singing...errr ummmm...reading along! :)

Happy Sabboth. We're on our way to IHOP! :p

Schmoop said...

Crazy: Damn You!! We dont have one of those around here. Pig Out for me!!

Sparky Duck said...

Its got a good beat and I think I can dance to it.

Schmoop said...

Sparky: Tell Dick Clark that I said, "Hi". Cheers!!

the Book of Keira said...

It made my ass involuntary wiggle a little bit. You need to cut a demo stat and get that baby all up on the air.

Start the Revolution, brother.

Schmoop said...

108: Glad to hear that you're moving that ass. I'll see if Phil Spector can help me out with getting the record cut. Cheers!!

Cinnamon Girl said...

That was classic Matt! And for once there is no one else in the office to hear me laughing my ass off :P

Schmoop said...

Starrlight: Ha. Glad you liked it and glad that you got to let it all out without fear of termination. Cheers!!

Desert Songbird said...

Yo, baby.

Anonymous said...

Have you released the CD yet?

Travis Cody said...

Irreverance is King!

Natalia said...

Oh dear LORD! :)

-N

Schmoop said...

Songbird; Yo Baby right back at ya sweetie.

Meatlmom: I think it makes a great hyhmn.

Travis: You are going to hell.

Nat; Glad you liked it.

Cheesy said...

So what day is the sabbath for you now???

Schmoop said...

Every day Cheesy!!

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

Cath-O-LIC

Licking is good....

Schmoop said...

Blasphemer!!