Happy Saturday to All.
Inky and Lola are already celebrating St. Patrick’s Day. There are many St. P Day bashes going on this weekend.
If you are attending one, have a heck of o’ time, and drive safely.
More on St. Patrick’s Day, Monday…
Big news kids…It’s official!! I am Dutch Bitch’s…um…well…Bitch!!
That’s right, the uber-hot, loud, proud, and sassy Queen Beatrix of the Blogosphere has pimped me out.
Today she has written and posted a most accurate review of my website because
Please stop by her site today by clicking HERE, to read her review, and give her a big old Bagwine Hallo.
Cheers and Thanks, DB!!
I didn’t get all of my crap done yesterday that I needed to, (Don’t panic Vinny) so I’ll be working on that this morning.
It’s kinda nice, because Schmoop will be at her Mom’s, and I don’t go to see Ryno til’ tomorrow.
This way, I can work on the stuff that I need to and most importantly…
I can do it while masturbating to the sights and sounds of Paula Deen deep frying bacon wrapped mac ‘n’ cheese on the Food Network!!
Life is good.
And Now, Our Bagwine Ruminations Comment of the Week…
This week’s COW comes to us courtesy of deep thinker, and funny man VE, of VE’s Fantastical Nonsense.
He responded to my Monday post about my dream of eating a Korean guy named Ham, and wanting to eat a Communist Pig.
In true Orwellian fashion, VE pointed out why eating a Communist Pig may not be such a unique dining experience:
"That's the trouble with eating communist pigs...they all taste the same equally."
Brilliant!! Please stop by VE’s site by clicking HERE and shake his hand for ropin’ this week’s COW. Make sure you wear gloves.
Only eight days left of Matt-Man meatlessness. Thank God.
I hope to see you all back here tomorrow for our very solemn Palm Sunday Church Disservice.
Until then…
Cheers!!
29 comments:
Awww, thanks. It's a pleasure to be able to pimp one of the craziest MoFo's of the blogosphere! Me likey Crazy MoFo's ;-)
Now Matt, you know you're not particular about whose bitch you are, but just the same, I have the utmost respect for anyone who would actually pimp you out in public! Time to visit DutchBitch!
Congratulations to VE - I need to make a visit there as well!
Dana: That may be true, but this makes me an International Bitch Boy!!
I hope I clear customs. Cheers Dana!!
LOL at Inky & lola.
Congrats on pimping out!
Peace
Odat: Ha. I don't know why, but that came to me at about 7 PM last night while taking a leak. Odd. Cheers!!
I've been Dutchy's bitch ---all I can say is Purrrrrr
And Matty I will be dirving by Rally's for lunch ---anything I can pick up for ya?*giggling*
TB: Ooooo I'd like to see that in action. And yes,
Rally's has Double Mushroom and Swiss Burgers 2 for 4 Dollars. I'll take 30. Cheers!!
Happy Saturday Matt-Man. Looks like Inky & Lola are having a great time. I hope you do too. :)
CrAzY: They are having a blast and I hope you do the same. Cheers!!
Are you handing out palms tomorrow?
I always like making the cross!
Micky: Not too many Palm Trees around here. So...
I have taken strands of what's left of my hair, weaved them together, and will be handing out Matt-Siah Hair Whips, which you can use for self-flagellation. Cheers!!
There is no one I'd rather pimp in public than you Matt! All the pimping of you by all of us is much deserved. I mean, c'mon, no one has taken Half Nekkid Thursday to their bosom like you have.
Great Inky & Lola today! I can hardly wait for the Palm Sunday edition!
Winter: Why Thanks. And by the way, you just typing the word "pimp" arouses me highly.
Inky and Lola thank you, and I'll save a front pew for you tomorrow. Cheers Baby!!
I love masturbating to Paula...especially when she makes her Krispy Kreme Bread Pudding. No Sugar Added!
GB: Holy Crap...Between your picture and you mentioning masturbation and bread pudding in the same comment, I need to find a tissue...STAT. Cheers!!
Wow, I won a major award!! Thanks Matt-man. Considering the bazillion comments you get everyday and the crazy things that go on I'm surprized I made the list. I left you a nice plug and link before my post this morning.
I'm going to just leave that computer on that "I Got the Cow" post and mount the monitor on the wall for everyone to see.
VE: Sweeeet. Dutch Bitch pimped me today, and now you are plugging me. My body can't take it.
Please don't shower the flattery upon me. I know that you have been thinking about putting your monitor on the wall for sometime. But thanks.
Cheers VE!!
Lepercon...now that's comedy.
Happy weekend and enjoy Selection Sunday!
nice to know what occurs to you while you are releaving yourself....lepercon indeed.
enjoy your day Mateo
Travis: Thanks and I will. I love this time of year. Cheers!!
Kat: It's a gift Katherine. Cheers and enjoy Teamster's Two Lips. Cheers!!
Lepercon!!!!
Nice job Ve-Congratulations!
I just adore that Inky and Lola.
Enjoy the remainder of your saturday. (I went to the beach today...)
Congrats to VE. That was a great comment.
Great green inky cartoon!
Leelee: Beach, eh? @#$%^ I Love you. Cheers!!
Metal: Sorry dear...Inky thanks you!! Cheers!!!
Do you have Hi-Def TV? You want to make the most of that time alone with the food network!! Somehow I got roped into working behind the bar at the Irish Heritage pub on St Patty's day. So I guess I get to laugh at all of the drunk people instead of being one. Damn...
Ah, my dear Matt-Man, your biblical and theological cookery is beyond reproach—as is your heresy. I love it!
bacon wrapped mac n cheese, pace yourself...
Raven: Drunk watching can be quite fun. Cheers!!
Marilyn: Thanks!! Cheers!!
Nick: Ha...Good One. Cheers my good man!!
Lu: I'm trying dear, I'm trying. Cheers!!
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