I'm letting my mind take the day off today. So I thought I would just kick off this first weekend of Lent with some Bagwine Babes who have a hotness factor of Biblical proportions.
How can I not get things started with Bagwine fave, Tyra Banks. Mmmmmmm. Tyra.
Brains and Beauty...Okay...beauty anyway. How I do loooove me some mocha-cheena...
Well hello there Mizz Alba. I don't think I have ever seen you quite like this before. Me love you long time.
Far too young for me, but I adore Christina Aguilera. Purrrrrrrr. And this babe does have talent. The bitch can belt out a tune. I wanna be her Candy Man.
Mmmmmmmm, a blast from the past. The uber-hot Gina Lollobrigida. Oh how I would love to stuff her calzone.
Of course, since I am one to keep the peace in the Bagwine digs, I must include the lovely Schmoop. Keepin' the peace, so I can keep on gettin' a piece.
And now...A little somethin' for the ladies...
And to all of you lovely ladies out there...Mr. Tom Jones!!
Tom, you magnificent, uncircumcised, drippin' in foreskin, bastard, you!!
Have a great Friday and a wunnerful weekend, all.
Cheers!!
23 comments:
Albablababablaba what was this about?
Micky: It doesn' really matter does it? Jessica is looookin' gooooood. Cheers Mick!!
Rosie??? F*ck NO!!
Alba......Gimme a minute....or two...hell, ten!
Metal: What? But Rosie's HAWT. The bad thing about Alba? I'd only last ten seconds before I spooged all over the place. Cheers Metal!!
I was just fixin to chew you out for such a sexist post when I got to the end and my man Tom, you saved the day :)
Snugs: Ha. Hey, everyone has a little sexism in them. Male or Female. And yeah, Tom rocks. Have a lovely day, Snugs. Cheers!!
...Gina is the next best thing to you-know-who...but I love me some dago broads!!(long time!)...
Phfrankie: Yeah, I know. I am still looking for that purrfect pic of Liz. I just haven't found one that I am happy with.
I don't want to post a less than hot pic of Liz. You and I don't diss the Liz. Cheers P-Man!!
I wanna do a threesome with Gina and Tom - (back in their day that is)
Dianne: I am hurt...You didn't include me in your three way. I am so not happy. Cheers Di!!
I have to skip quickly past all the hoochi mamma's, Schmoop ooh baby, Rosie! Ooh yah Tom J. gotta listen later at home. Have a good day Matt-man. The kooks come out Friday nights, enjoy work HA!
Lu: Okay baby...let me be quick...have a good day...Holy Shit...I'm typing like... like...Phfrankie. Cheers Lu!!
Ha...ha...ha...
Lu: Ha. Cheers Baby!!
I'm pretty sure I don't want to find out how you know about Tom Jones' foreskin...but I do love to see a good trainwreck.
I might have gone with the young Sofia Loren as the golden girl.
Cheers and good luck with that weight thing.
David: The state of Tom's foreskin has been well dockumented. Cheers David!!
I wouldn't last five minutes alone in a room with Rosie. I'm afraid I'd have to kill her.
Giggle: Ha. What a horrid human being. Rosie...not you. Cheers GP!!
A varied list but not one on it I would switch teams for. Now Scarlet Jo or Shirley Manson are another story.
Giggle would last 4 minutes longer with Rosie than I would :P
Gina is hot, but I agree that Sophia or a young Liz Taylor rule all. Oh heck, forgot about Veronica Lake and Rita Heyworth.
Thems were some babes.
I LOVE Tom Jones!!!
Wait, am I dating myself??? DAMMIT. I mean my MOTHER loved Tom Jones.
that's what I meant.
*snorting at Vodka Mom's comment*
Damn, those girls have bodacious ta-tas!
Vodka: Ha. Date yourself all you want, Tom is da man. Cheers VM!!
Songbird: Indeed they do, not that I really noticed or anything. Hope you're well. Cheers!!
Starr: And don't leave out Ava Gardner...Mmmmmmmm, Ava. Cheers!!
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