Hump Day Hodgepodge

It’s Wednesday folks, so you know what that means. That’s Right…

Time for some Hump Day Hodgepodge!!

I find it ironic that while Egyptians are on the brink of realizing social and economic reforms, public sector workers in Ohio, Wisconsin, and other states here in the U.S., are on the brink of being stripped of their Collective Bargaining rights.

I heard Tuesday that Christina Aguilera’s divorce is final. That hot, Star Spangled musically dyslexic chick is all mine now. Advise your lawyer now honey, the Matt-Man is coming after you.

Schmoop received her Federal Income Tax refund the other day; today she is foolishly blowing the money on selfish, prurient interests…I hope she feels much guilt over the lascivious, instant gratification of having new tires put on the car. Whore!!

I like tacos.

In exactly three weeks, I am giving up the cigarettes. I am already having weird dreams about my smoke-free future. Last night I dreamed that I was having sex with a hot, busty babe whose name was Phillip Morris.

While Ryno and his teammates had a rough night Tuesday during their basketball game, the coolest thing happened just minutes before tip-off.

As everyone stood for the National Anthem, Ryno happened to look up into the stands. He saw me sitting in my usual, secluded seat and gave me a wink, a nod, and a smile. That more than compensated for the loss that ensued.

I dig Lawrence O’Donnell, but last night he claimed that a cartoon by Batton Lash and James Hudnall that features Barack and Michelle Obama to be racist in nature…

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I don’t find it to be racist…I just find it to be incredibly unfunny.

And now…Something that is funny. A promo for I’m With Stupid!!

Thursday at 11 PM EST on I’m With Stupid on Blog Talk Radio, Jayman and I will be celebrating the Executive Branch of our nation with our President’s Day Extravaganza.

We will be discussing our fave Presidents, chatting about our brushes with Presidential fame, and taking your calls.

Marty Martenstein may very well have an exclusive interview with the late William Henry Harrison, and IWS has a sponsor for this week’s show.

It’s a new chain of Presidentially-inspired restaurants called: Air Force YUM!!

I hope you can join us and call-in Thursday at 11 PM EST. You can access our radio show page by clicking HERE.

Happy Hump Day all, and as always…

Cheers!!

Bagwine Babes

It's Friday and I have a new schedule beginning today. I will now be working Friday evenings. But all is not bad. I now have all day Saturday off. Boo Yah!!

I'm letting my mind take the day off today. So I thought I would just kick off this first weekend of Lent with some Bagwine Babes who have a hotness factor of Biblical proportions.

How can I not get things started with Bagwine fave, Tyra Banks. Mmmmmmm. Tyra.

Brains and Beauty...Okay...beauty anyway. How I do loooove me some mocha-cheena...




Well hello there Mizz Alba. I don't think I have ever seen you quite like this before. Me love you long time.

Far too young for me, but I adore Christina Aguilera. Purrrrrrrr. And this babe does have talent. The bitch can belt out a tune. I wanna be her Candy Man.

Mmmmmmmm, a blast from the past. The uber-hot Gina Lollobrigida. Oh how I would love to stuff her calzone.




Of course, since I am one to keep the peace in the Bagwine digs, I must include the lovely Schmoop. Keepin' the peace, so I can keep on gettin' a piece.




And now...A little somethin' for the ladies...




And to all of you lovely ladies out there...Mr. Tom Jones!!

Tom, you magnificent, uncircumcised, drippin' in foreskin, bastard, you!!

Have a great Friday and a wunnerful weekend, all.

Cheers!!