I was in a bit of an odd mood yesterday. Just thinking about things…you know.Lately I have been thinking about people I know from the internets and trying to figure them out.
It didn’t put me in a bad mood; it was more a mood of puzzlement. It all started Tuesday with the following e-mail that I received:
Tuesday, February 24, 2009 8:20 AM
From:
"Nicole Reynolds"
To:
neshobadude@yahoo.com
Do you wonder why I think you're a gross creep?
Do you remember a girl named Jill? She's a friend of mine.
She tells me that you hurt her big time a few years ago. I know how she can be so I started reading you.
I thought you were funny at first but I can see that she was right. You're a jerk.
Live with THAT funny guy. I'll be around for her.
Live with THAT funny guy. I'll be around for her.
Nicole
And the e-mail prompted me to visitthis crazy person’s Nicole’s site. And what did I find?
Well, click HERE and look for yourselves.
Man…So much hatred directed at me of late by her and others. It makes me wanna cry and become angry.
Okay…laugh and become amused, but hey, it’s still an emotion, right? People...
The day did end on a high note, however.
Ryno received his Interim Report Card yesterday. He has 4 A’s, 1 B, and nearly a B in Algebra.
And the e-mail prompted me to visit
Well, click HERE and look for yourselves.
Man…So much hatred directed at me of late by her and others. It makes me wanna cry and become angry.
Okay…laugh and become amused, but hey, it’s still an emotion, right? People...
The day did end on a high note, however.
Ryno received his Interim Report Card yesterday. He has 4 A’s, 1 B, and nearly a B in Algebra. I was very happy, even with the 83 average in Algebra because math has always been hard for him.
And, coinciding with his good report, I received something in the mail from longtime Bagwine buddy, Vinny.
Vinny of Bond’s Big Leather Couch, sent a CD of 12 WWE entrance themes for Ryno. I shall give it to him tomorrow.
Who knew a dago could be so damn nice? Here’s to ya Vin, and thanks much. That was very thoughtful.
I guess people overall, are a damn good lot of folks.
One last item for today…
I weighed and took a picture of myself this morning…
And, coinciding with his good report, I received something in the mail from longtime Bagwine buddy, Vinny.
Vinny of Bond’s Big Leather Couch, sent a CD of 12 WWE entrance themes for Ryno. I shall give it to him tomorrow.
Who knew a dago could be so damn nice? Here’s to ya Vin, and thanks much. That was very thoughtful.
I guess people overall, are a damn good lot of folks.
One last item for today…
I weighed and took a picture of myself this morning…
Sexy, no? Okay, no…but it’s for archival purposes. I start this Lent at 6’ 187 lbs. I hope to lose several inches from my body and come Easter, stand only 5'7". Bada Bing.
But seriously,
Let’s see how much weight Jeebus and I can shed from my body prior to his resurrection.
After all, on most days I will eat one meal only and it will have but a couple of grams of fat if any and other than any alcohol I consume, my caloric intake will be only 500-700 per day.
Sacrifice, baby!!
Tonight in honor of Vinny, I am going to dine on a can of Minestrone soup.
Buon Alimento, and…
Cheers!!
43 comments:
Good luck with the lack of food. You lose enough you might get me to join you next year.
Nicole sounds like a teeny bopper, very young. You remember any young ones named Jill? You know maybe you had a talk in the park or something and she fell for the Matt-Man. Now you hurt her little heart! Ha ha ha ha!!....or as they laugh in Sicily ah ah ah ah!
Micky: Ha. The only Jill I remember being with in the Biblical way was over 20 years ago.
I gave her the Matt-Meat and she gave me trichomonas. So I'd say Jill and I are even. Cheers Mick!!
That Nicole needs to get her own life...Glad the CD arrived in one piece and at a time Ryno seems to deserve it!
So now you are copying my posts where I photographed myself...I think, after viewing your profile Pear-Man is your new moniker
Good luck dude and enjoy the Minestrone
Bond: Ha. I always thought I looked more like Foghorn Leghorn. Boy, I said, Boy.
Nicole can blow me. Thanks alot for the CD Vin. Ryno will dig it. Cheers!!
Nicole has no life, so she has to decides to "right a wrong" done to a friend that supposedly you committed? What the hell? *scratches head* Yeah, whatever. Talk about living vicariously.
Hey, Pear Man - hope the Lenten fasting goes well for you. You'll be svelte in just 46 days. And glad to hear that Ryno pulled his grades up. Little Man is just two points away from bringing his failing grade up to passing; I just hope the two weeks we have left are enough time!
Songbird: Well if I can provide a service to Nicole's misplaced hate, I feel that I am accomplishing something. Here's hopin' the little guy pulls the numbers up. Cheers!!
Just say you're sorry and be done with it! ;)
Fanatasy: I would, but I haven't a frickin' clue about what or who she is talking about. Cheers Meg!!
...sounds to me like Nicole could do well by finding herself a "damn nice dago"!...
Phfrankie: Ha. Damn Straight. He could cook her some pasta and then give her the high, hard one. And all would be right with the world. Cheers P-Man!!
OOOO Pear-Man might just catch on!
Bond: I don't think so. I bet I'm at 180 by this time next week. I don't see a Pear-Man in your future or mine. Cheers Vin!!
Not enough calories to support a flea dear....
unless a pony keg is involved~
Cheesy: I'm used to it. And while no pony kegs are involved, several cases will be. Cheers!!
Am I understanding correctly that Nicole started a blog to call you out for a friend? I don't want friends like that, can you say co-dependent!
I ate meat for you last night, thick juicy med rare beef tenderloin :)
Snugs: And THAT is exactly how I order my meat...Medium Rare. Althoug I go full bore rare once in awhile.
Evidently, Nicole finds me so damn fascinating that she can't leave me alone. Not my type of fascination, but what the hell...have at it, Nikki. Cheers Snugs!!
So you mean that anyone I might have wronged in the past, or their friends, could just start a blog about how terrible I am.
I. AM. FUCKED.
Maybe Nicole would like to help you remember who this Jill is? Oh yeah, that IS what she's doing on her blog. haha
Women hold grudges.
This is actually pretty entertaining. Since it's not me who is having to put up with it. ;-)
Peeee Esssss: I still think we need to know if Nicole is hot. I take hot women far more seriously.
/hate mail for that comment goes to Matt-Man. hehe
Jay: I'd like to see her as well. She better be hot looking because ugly AND hateful is no way to go through life. I mean a person can be on or the other, but both?
And by the way, I can't imagine you wronging anybody...No, really. Cheers Jay!!
A 45 year old woman wrote that post? That's hilarious. You get all the most coveted hate mail!
Knight: Yeah, well...The diversity of the mental health of people makes the world a more interesting place. And damn, after nearly three years, I am FINALLY getting hate mail.
Cheers Hot Stuff; hope all is well with ya!!
LMAO @ Jay!
Cheesy: I beseech you. As someone who has known you for a couple of years, don't encourage him.
Okay, go ahead, he is pretty funny. Cheers Gimp!!
Dear Baby Jeebus,
Please don't let all the women that I've screwed/aka done wrong get a blog.
Amen.
Best wishes, Matt-Man.
P.S. Nicole's gonna really do some damage with that blog of hers. Just wait until she finds out nobody reads it.
Glad to see this Nicole person has nothing better to do with her time.
RLL: Eh...She'll get bored after she finds out that no one gives a shit. And if I had screwed over some chick named Jill, I am sure I would have posted about it. It's not like I hide anything here. Cheers Sexy!!
Southern: I swear...Between Lent and her persecution of me, I may just get a Jesus complex. Cheers, my good man!!
Nicole is in need of major therapy. It wasn't even her you supposedly "hurt" and yet she's stalking you and trying to malign you publicly? Geesh, she needs to get a life and a psychiatrist - not necessarily in that order.
And that is NOT enough calories for you Matt-Man! Don't make yourself sick losing that weight!! I'm sure Jeebus doesn't want to have to visit you in the hospital. :-)
can't wait to see how many of these freinds of hers read her blog..I am picturing her something like the sicko in Single White Female.let's just hope she doesn't start shaving her head like you my dear!
Giggle: Oh how I love ya. Don't woory about M or mne. I have been down this lo caloric road before. Cheers Bay-bee!
Snugs: Ha. That was pretty good, Snugs. In spite of it's possibilities. Cheers Snugs!!
One sock or two :)
Delete her emails without reading them and block her from your blog. Do this because you are not able to up her meds and increase her visits to the shrink.
Love ya
Lu: No Socks...The plaid bulge is the result of a pre-masturbatory woody!!
And I can't delete Nicole. While I find her sad; I also find her quite humorous. Cheers and Loves right back at ya!!
I read all of her blog posts; all 3 of them. She is prolific and deep. You are obviously cruel and evil and it is only through her selfless determination that the world will have final peace and enjoy fat-free desserts. Meh, whatever. Good luck with that starvation diet thing. I'm having ribs with Satan tonight...
VE: Ha. Enjoy your ribs. I'll be dining on Baked Messiah.
And yes, Nikki, is quite the wordsmith. Or something. Cheers Funny Man!!
Dude correct me if I am wrong but you and Schmoop have been together well over 5 years right? So who is Jill and how is it that this clueless WOB (wide open beaver...credit this slur to my mom, gotta love her) and why is she so sure that you are indeed the person who hurt her friend Jill? Or are they really letting the shortbus people loose on the net now :P
Wanna hear freaky? Our kids got the same grades right down to the almost and B in Algebra! Her teacher said her abscenses are to blame. Duh. Migraines do that.
PS...I had Taco Bell last night :P
Starr: I 'll forgive you for the Taco Bell comment, but I loved the rest of your comment. Cheers and please feel free to join in the blanket party I'm gonna throw for Nicole!!
Congratulations to Ryno! I know how good it feels, as a parent, when an "off-track" kid gets back on track!
Ooohh....wet blanket party?!?
And if it makes you feel better it was a single taco. We were running late to Freshman night.
Dana: It is both a joy and a pleasure...For both sides, because nobody is naggin' him. He digs that. Cheers!!
Starr: Talk to me about your taco. I bet it is sexy. Cheers!!
Dude...that's really not enough calories, especially if you're cutting out the meat. Bump it up to 700-1000 and you'll do better. You can eat more when the calories are healthy ones.
Congrats to Ryno on the grades!
Travis: Thanks Travis. As for the calories? It's the same regimen I have done for two Lents prior. It hasn't killed me yet. Cheers!!
I was thinking last night what it would be like if some guy (or a friend of some guy) from my past came back to haunt me in the blog world....
Nicole and Jill? eh..I don't think I'm alone in assuming the names have been changed to protect the innocent...
but it would be a bit creepy to have a former lover stalking me on the internet via my weblog like some crackpot.
(that reminds me...I'm making stew in the crockpot this morning....)
I had an ex who did something similar only he got his girlfriend to write a blog too because she'd known me for years longer than he had so they played their little games for over a year online, in the meat world I had to get police protection from the pair of psychos (four years and several death threats to my family before they finally gave up).
Be careful Matt, these types are only out for their own gratification/glorification. Anyone who isn't brave enough to face you personally is just a moron and anyone who is brave enough to follow you around should be arrested.
Either way - they're creepy self absorbed high and mighty fools who don't realize that nobody is laughing with them at all..
Oh, since I dealt with this crap for so long, I know the legalities Canadian and American - contact me if you need any help in who/where to report it if it gets nasty, they can be banned from their ISP and the net is NOT actually anonymous no matter what they may think.
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