Friday, October 22, 2010

Birthdays and Blog Talk Radio

It’s Friiiiiday so you know what that means, kids. That’s Rig-h--…

Er…Nope. No Matt-Man’s Private Conversations™ this week. Today?

We’re going to have a show promo for the I’m with Stupid Blog Talk Radio show that Jay and I do on Sunday’s at 11 AM EDT and I have some birthday wishes as well.


Let’s start with the birthday shout-outs, shall we? Great!!

First up, my niece Anna.

Anna turns 16 on Saturday and in those 16 years she has managed to overcome her shallow gene pool and become a bright, young lady. Here's wishing a Sweet Sixteen to Anna. Happy Birthday!!

Secondly. Anna’s uncle and one of my brothers celebrates his birthday on Saturday as well. That’s right.

My brother Denny, also known as Big D, Den-Den, and Queer Bastard turns 59.

Ol’ Den spent most of his adult life in the newspaper business as a journalist and editor for a variety of papers. He never won a Pulitzer but he does have a significant claim to fame.

Throughout his career he gave new meaning to the phrase, “yellow journalism”. You see...

Whether out covering a breaking story or sitting behind his editor’s desk, he had a frequent and uncontrollable habit of urinating all over himself.

Denny is a funny SOB as well. When I saw him last weekend, he said to me, “Hey Matt…I really like the new look of your website.”

I thanked him and he replied, “The content still sucks, but I do like the look.” Ha. Bastard.

Anyhoo…Happy Birthday to Brother Denny!!

Lastly, this Sunday, Anna’s cousin, Denny’s nephew, and my son, Ryan, celebrates his 16th birthday.


I was thinking. Ryno was but a mere 11 years old when I started Bagwine Ruminations, and now he is a 16 year old High School sophomore. Holy Cow!!

More on Ryno later in this post and on his actual birthday this Sunday. And now….it’s time to get stupid.

This Sunday at 11 AM EDT on I’m With Stupid, Jay and I will be having a Tea Party of our own as we discuss all things political.

We will be discussing the various races, the various stupidity surrounding this election season, and which politicos we think are hot. And…

As it is a Tea Party of sorts we will decry government run amok and see if we can’t get the Federal Interstate Highway System dismantled.

So if you live near I-75, I-5, or I-whatever, you may want to find an alternate route pretty quickly. ‘Cause “The Man” and his fancy roads are goin’ down.

We will also have an exclusive IWS interview with GOP Senate candidate Christine O’Donnell, our NFL picks of the week, perhaps a call from Dour Mike to update us on his wacky, madcap lifestyle, and get this…

We may have an uber-special guest calling in. The Birthday Boy hizzelf, my son, Ryno. Dig It!! So folks…

Help us berate and mock the American political system along with celebrating Ryno’s birthday by listening and calling in to I’m With Stupid Sunday at 11 AM EDT on Blog Talk Radio.

You can find our show’s BTR page by clicking HERE.

Have a wonderful weekend, and as always…

Cheers!!

20 comments:

Jay said...

Dang. We're gonna do all that? I guess I should do some show prep or something before Sunday.

Schmoop said...

Jay: Pfffft. It's only almost Friday. Plenty of time, plenty of time. ; )~ Cheers Jay!!

Mike said...

Show prep? Heck, why change now?

Schmoop said...

Mike: If you only knew the extensive amount of time and heated production debates we have. It's exhausting. Cheers Mike!!

Scott Oglesby said...

Happy Birthdays to all! It’s scary how quick they grow up, isn’t it? Time seems to go quicker every single year.

That’s awesome that you are taking out the man and his highways; I’ll bring the dynamite. BTW, how much do you think we’ll need? Because I only have, 18 and a half sticks.

Schmoop said...

Scott: Ha. I think we will need quite a bit more than that but 18 1/2 sticks is a solid start. Cheers Scott!!

Doc said...

Sounds like a busy show... I will be tailgating at the Panthers game again. (this time hopefully not running late) so if you need NFL flavor let me know.

Happy Birthday to Ryan! 16?? Dang that boy is turning into a man.

Schmoop said...

Doc: It shall be an extravaganza of incredible proportions. And by all means, chime in for a live remote parking lot report. Cheers Doc!!

Michele said...

Happy Birthday to all.
Can't wait to hear what you two come up with.

Schmoop said...

Michele: Ha. We can't either. I can tell you that I just got off the phone with Ryno and his call-in is a go. Cheers Michele!!

Ken said...

OH, all right, I'll listen. Of course I may be working on something else, is that OK?

Schmoop said...

Micky: Oh all right, you can work on something else while you listen. Hell, you can whistle while you work iffa ya wanna. Cheers Mick!!

Beth said...

Damn, I keep thinking Ryan is still six!! By the way, isn't Anna part of YOUR gene pool too;)

Schmoop said...

Schmoop: Sometimes he acts like it too. And Anna's gene pool? I guess well...um...not rea--...er...Sex tonight? Cheers and Zoves!!

Knight said...

Hmm, that boy of yours sure has grown up.
Looking forward to the show!

Schmoop said...

Knight: In most ways yes, in others? Um...not so much. ; )~ We're looking forward to the show as well. I hope there are no technical difficulties for once. Cheers Knight!!

Lu' said...

Happy early Birthday y'all. I bet Ryno gives you both a run for your money on the show. That kid is funny :)

Schmoop said...

Lu: I am sure he will. He's kinda excited. I think hoping to show his old man up. Cheers Lu!!

David said...

HB to Ryno and the other birthday hangers-on.

If you are having a tea party all anti crazy government and such....does that make you and Jay teabaggers?

I have long suspected you are but Jay...I didn't know.

Schmoop said...

David: Jay defies any stereotype....He's Jay. Cheers David!