Wednesday, April 13, 2011
The Bastard Has Left The Building !!
And, that road to truth within the confines of the blogosphere has lost one of its most beautifully cynical bastards to ever grace its lanes.
Let me tell you something…
That acerbic motherfucker known as “good ol’ Jay” has been fooling the Hell out of you for five plus years.
He has for the longest time called himself, Cynical Bastard. Ha!! Rotten Bastard would be far more accurate.
And, recently he tried to conceal his dark soul and thoughts by calling himself, Every Day Jay.
Oh he’s an “every day kinda guy” alright…If the “every day kinda guy” standard is set by the likes of Charles Manson and Ted Bundy!!
Jayman and I talk on the phone for at least ninety minutes every Tuesday in order to go over what we will be discussing on the next installment of our I’m with Stupid Blog Talk Radio Show (Every Saturday at 12 PM EDT!!).
Let me tell you…
After ninety minutes on the phone with him, I have to throw up, hop into a scalding hot shower, and scrub myself down with steel wool as if I’m Meryl Streep’s character in Silkwood.
Even after that, I still feel dirty. He’s a freakin’ sociopath.
Now dig it…
I have been trying to write a wacky series of blog posts on how I am seceding from the United States.
Last week, my brother John, suddenly and selfishly passed away which interrupted the flow of my posts, and this week after two days of secession humor?
Fucker…I'm sure he planned that, and is laughing his ass off over it.
I dig them. I embrace them. I have them myself. So how can I dislike the guy? I can’t!!
So…Here’s to the Jayman and five plus years of blog humor.
You can still catch Jay on Twitter…on Tumblr…on Facebook…and of course, every Saturday at Noon EDT on I’m With Stupid.