The Bastard Has Left The Building !!

“The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards.”

---Alexander Jablokov

A truer quote I have never read, but the road to truth is not only lined with annoying bastards, it’s lined with cynical bastards…cynical bastards who are really funny, subtly sarcastic, and intelligent.

And, that road to truth within the confines of the blogosphere has lost one of its most beautifully cynical bastards to ever grace its lanes.

That’s right, my friend and internet radio partner in crime Jayman, is all but discontinuing his blog site after slightly more than five years of using it to display his sublime wit and personal observations on life and society.

Many of you who stop by here are also loyal readers of Jayman’s blog, which was formerly known as, Cynical Bastard and more recently as, Every Day Jay.

Many of you have also been devoted fans of Jay himself. You dig him because you see him as a funny, self-deprecating, sweet, and uber-affable human being.

Let me tell you something…

That acerbic motherfucker known as “good ol’ Jay” has been fooling the Hell out of you for five plus years.

He has for the longest time called himself, Cynical Bastard. Ha!! Rotten Bastard would be far more accurate.

And, recently he tried to conceal his dark soul and thoughts by calling himself, Every Day Jay.

Oh he’s an “every day kinda guy” alright…If the “every day kinda guy” standard is set by the likes of Charles Manson and Ted Bundy!!

Jayman and I talk on the phone for at least ninety minutes every Tuesday in order to go over what we will be discussing on the next installment of our I’m with Stupid Blog Talk Radio Show (Every Saturday at 12 PM EDT!!).

Let me tell you…

After ninety minutes on the phone with him, I have to throw up, hop into a scalding hot shower, and scrub myself down with steel wool as if I’m Meryl Streep’s character in Silkwood.

Even after that, I still feel dirty. He’s a freakin’ sociopath.

Now dig it…

I have been trying to write a wacky series of blog posts on how I am seceding from the United States.

Last week, my brother John, suddenly and selfishly passed away which interrupted the flow of my posts, and this week after two days of secession humor?

Jayman picked Tuesday night to announce his retirement, therefore forcing me to write this piece and knock me off my comedic flow and story continuity.

Fucker…I'm sure he planned that, and is laughing his ass off over it.

In my eyes however, he does have one redeeming quality. All of these dark and sadistic traits about Jay that I have described?

I dig them. I embrace them. I have them myself. So how can I dislike the guy? I can’t!!

So…Here’s to the Jayman and five plus years of blog humor.

You can still catch Jay on Twitter…on Tumblr…on Facebook…and of course, every Saturday at Noon EDT on I’m With Stupid.

Make sure you stop by Jay’s Blog today and tell the rotten bastard:

“Go to Hell and Good Riddance, Funny Man!!”

Cheers!!