First of all, when I got home Thursday night, I noticed Schmoop had cleaned the digs. She never does that on Thursday.I also noticed she had her wife beater laid out in the bathroom for Friday. I don’t recall her wearing that to work.
I think she is taking Friday off an hasn’t told me. We shall see if I am right.
A couple of days ago, Kimmeh, (who is also off today) and I decided that today would be deemed National Naked Tweeting Day.
So, if you are so inclined, hook up with us on Twitter and get naked, Bitches!!
Last night at work, a regular hubby and wife duo came through with their dog. I noticed something incredibly special about their dog.
They allowed me to take its picture, and now allow me to show you something…
Many of you are familiar with the creepy Pennywise the Clown from Stephen King’s, It…
Ladies and Gentlemen…I give you Pennywise the Dog…
Is that creepy or what? I think the mutt looks just like Pennywise!! Look into those deadlights.In the comments yesterday I mentioned that I was going to shave my head today. Too Late…I did it late Thursday morning…
Holy Cow!! I gots some big ears. I find that ironic ‘cause I still can never hear a damn thing.
If at some point today my website is fucked up it’s because I may fiddle with the look. Yeah, that’s how exciting my life is.
I recently hooked up on the internets with a blogger who is new to me, and maybe you have noticed her comments here on Bagwine.
Her name is Raquel, and she authors the site, Raquel’s World. I don’t know her well, but already kinda dig her, so if you get a chance, stop by her site by clicking HERE, and give her a hearty hello.
Lastly, since it is Friday, how about a couple of Matt-Man’s Private Conversations entries…
Monday night when a slightly tipsy Schmoop picked me up from work at the Beer Mine:
Schmoop: Oooooo, you’re all sweaty.
Me: Yeah, I know.
Schmoop: I wish I had a strap-on right now. I’d take you in the cooler and fuck ya.
Me: That’s nice.
Tuesday talking to Bagwine fave, the old regular customer who looks like Boris Karloff:
Boris: Gimme a Diet Dew, and don’t tell me it's five dollars, you robber.
Me: I won’t; itsa buck sixty-six.
Boris: Where’s your other two robber friends?Me: I don’t kn--
Boris: You’re like John Dillinger and they’re like Frank and Jesse James.
Me: Ha. I gue---
Boris: You know who Frank and Jesse James were, dontcha?
Me: Weren’t they a Vaudeville Act in the 20’s?
Boris: Smartass…See ya later.
That’s all I have for today. If breaking Bagwine news happens during my day off drunkenness, I’ll let ya know.
Have a good one, all.
Cheers!!
