It will be a wet and windy Sunday here in Bagwine, Ohio.
Just hours ago, Hurricane Ike beat up on the Galveston coastline harder than his name sake beatin’ up on Tina Turner’s face.
Now, what was once the mighty Hurricane Ike, is on its way to the Bagwine Valley.
I’ll have to strap down the potato chips and keep the floor squeegee at the ready while at work all day today. It’s gonna be meteorological madness at the Drive-Thru.
Holy Baby Jeebus, I pray you keep me safe during the half inch rainfall and wind gusts to 35 mph. It’s chaos…chaos, I tells ya.
We were boarding up the windows, and tying Corky down to the coffee table i
n advance of Ike last night, when we were blessed by manna from Heaven.
What is this manna of which I speak? A handmade, homemade pizza courtesy of co-worker, Bill.
Yep, in addition to working at the Thru, and scamming people selling pre-paid legal services, the Bill-Meister wants to run his own pizza place. His pies are gaining in popularity.
Yesterday, he made a huge pepperoni, double cheese, and banana pepper pizza for Schmoop and I. We cooked it last night and it was fan-damn-tastic.
I have never loved another man’s pie so much. Thanks a lot Bill, it was perfect!!
I have to cut this short so I can take a shower, pick up a newspaper, and head to work, but one last prayer.
Dear Lord, while I find it personally very funny and heart-warming, please keep the thousands of incredibly annoying Ohio State Buckeye fans from taking their own lives today.
In your name, (and the box score that shows USC 35 OSU 3...hee hee) we pray.
Amen, and Amen.
Enjoy your Sabbath all.Cheers!!
A little Inky and Lola for ya...
Our cat, Corky...Is she praying to God and the Holy Baby Jeebus, or to Sammy "The Bull" Gravano?
I am off to see my 13 year old clone, but before I go, a word about McCain's claim that Obama was calling Gov. Sarah Palin a pig earlier this week.
And more so, Johnny Mac's "outrage" over Obama's sexist comment towards Palin.
Johnny Mac has gone off of the edge as far as being a decent human being. He's become a bitter old man who will do and say anything to become President.
Well Johnny Mac should know first hand about ugly comments towards women...Here are but a few examples of the Mac-Man in action..."You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the 1940s who is still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face for it."
"At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt." -to his wife, Cindy, after she playfully twirled his hair and said "You're getting a little thin up there," as reported in the book The Real McCain by Cliff Schecter
"Do you know why Chelsea Clinton is so ugly? Because Janet Reno is her father." --at a 1998 Republican fundraiser
"Did you hear the one about the woman who is attacked on the street by a gorilla, beaten senseless, raped repeatedly and left to die? When she finally regains consciousness and tries to speak, her doctor leans over to hear her sigh contently and to feebly ask, 'Where is that marvelous ape?'" --a joke McCain reportedly told during his first Senate race in 1986
Oh John McCain, you're such a peach to look out for poor, little, vacuous Sarah. How dare that mean Obama pick on her.
If you two get elected, make sure you hose Sarah during your first term, because if you guys get a second term, she'll be pushing and then exceeding 50.
I know how you like your chicks much younger than that.
Have a great Saturday, all.Cheers!!
If you want the recipe for "Pygmy Meatloaf" let me know.
And now...
DANA...is celebrating her 1 Year Blogiversary. Stop on by and say, "hey". She is, after all, one of the best friends Bagwine Ruminations has ever had.
Cheers!!
It will be a wet and windy Sunday here in Bagwine, Ohio.
n advance of Ike last night, when we were blessed by manna from Heaven.
