President O-The Humanity-Bama

A crisis has struck America’s foreign policy and it threatens to forever damage our standing among the community of nations.

President Obama, while attending the meeting of the Organization of American States, shook hands with President Hugo Chavez.

The O-Man even accepted an gift in the form of an anti-American book from the Venezuelan Visigoth.

And then...

Obama sat next to El Presidente’ Daniel Ortega as the third rate Banana Fascist and anachronism went on a 55 minute rant against the United States.

Obama said nothing in the defense of our shining nation on the hill. When Ortega was done, O-Man simply adjourned himself from the room.

The right wing in this country is now up in arms. How could Obama give such credibility to President Ego Chavez by shaking his hand?

And…

How dare Obama not give the insignificant, drip of sweat on a gnat's balls, Ortega, a tongue lashing, thereby giving him credibility?

Shame, for shame, President America Hater!! C’mon, folks…

Just over the last few days, Obama gave the go ahead, and three Somali thugs were killed and an American freighter Captain rescued.

His administration has seen Chavez decide to send its Ambassador back to Washington.

Due to American pressure, Iranian President Mahmoud Dinnerjacket has ordered a speedy and fair appeal for American “spy” and journalist, Roxana Saberi.

How fair it will be remains to be seen, but the overture made by this Persian nut job is not insignificant.

We have also seen Raul Castro agree to talk with the United States about human rights concerns, having a free press, and “everything” about which the Obama administration is concerned.

Finally…after fifty years, our ineffective policy towards Cuba may see some effective inroads made. But alas…

All that is of concern to some of the more jingoistic, xenophobic Americans (and politicians trying to once again be relevant) is the following horror of horrors...

Obama shook hands with the Sultan of South America and refused to shout down a diminutive Latin American dirtbag!!

I must say…I was a Hillary Clinton supporter during the last campaign and had reservations about President Obama.

But, the more I see of him, especially (and ironically) in the area of foreign policy, I become more impressed.

I think he’s smart; he’s clever, and most importantly…He’s acting like an adult. I like that.

And now with that being said, I have an announcement.

I have several projects in the works outside of Bagwine Ruminations and find myself constantly struggling with trying to keep up with Bagwine and getting to other sites.

To this end, I have hired a writer to help me with writing funny, provocative material for BR.

Beginning Thursday and appearing once or twice a week thereafter, my best friend Schmoop, will be contributing to Bagwine Ruminations.

I hope you appreciate her wit, charm and the fact that she is incredibly hot when she cusses like a sailor.

Best of all, she works cheap.

On the other hand, since she has lived with me for nine years, she is paying quite a high price and deserves better.

Have a lovely Tuesday, all.

Cheers!!

Taxes, Tea Parties, and FOX News

Well it’s Tax Day, Ladies and Gentlemen.

Sharpen those pencils, get out the calculators, and mail those tax returns in. Or…

Go to the nearest Teabag Party!!

That’s right…

A bi-partisan group of individuals, (read, right-wing "visionaries" such as Dick Armey, Grover Norquist, and Newt Gingrich) is throwing “grassroots”, anti-tax, anti-socialism, anti-Obama demonstrations, known as tea parties, across the country today.

And guess who will be giving protesting inbreds across America wall-to-wall coverage? That’s right…FOX News!!

Of course, FOX News claims they are not promoting these Teabag orgies. They are just simply covering four of these events because it’s hard news.

FOX’s Cavuto, Beck, Hannity, and Van Sustern will be tea bagging live for your viewing enjoyment!!

I’ll be at work, but I hope to catch the replay of Glenn Beck’s appearance at the teabag party in San Antonio. Hell, Ted Nugent is going to play the National Anthem at that one.

Beck and Nugent will tea bagging each other, baby. Who will be the tea bagger and the tea baggee, I’m unsure.

I mean Teddy has that long flowing, girly hair, and yet Beck, like a woman, cries on cue and wants everyone to look into his eyes. I think those two tea bagging is more akin to train wreck-like chick on chick action.

The whole tea party idea is based on the 1773 event in which Americans protested British taxation by pouring tea into Boston Harbor.

“No taxation without representation!!”, they clamored. Who among these protesters don’t have representation? And…

What increase in taxes are they clamoring about? I think we are still under the tax rates of the Bush administration, aren’t we?

I know Obama wants to raise the tax rates on the very top income earners, but even then, his top rate will still be 10% less than it was during the Reagan Administration.

So…um…what? Okay, maybe their message is about keeping America from becoming a Socialist state. I can see that…

I mean before we know it, we’ll have unemployment insurance, Medicare, Social Security, Rural Electrification, free/reduced school lunches, and one day we may wake up and the entire Tennessee Valley will be under some type of Authority!!

Oh the Humanity!!

Yeah, I think they may have missed the Federally subsidized bus on the socialism thing. Of course that does leave these folks and FOX News with one other angle…

Bash Obama!!

These tea bagging parties could very well end up turning into anti-Obama rallies, the likes that have never been seen.

Obama’s reputation may be forever sullied on a nationwide scale as men teabag with men…women teabag with women, and children teabag with their parents.

But wait just a minute…

Perhaps that is exactly what President Obama wants. After all…

A guy who is an Uber-Liberal, America-Hating, Kenyan Born, Muslim and who was elected President of the United States would want all of that free perverted tea bagging going on.

It keeps the masses distracted and spent, and leaves Obama free to ruin the country.

Damn…Obama is one smart, bad ass, frickin’ genius.

Cheers!!

Update (12:45): In the Heart of the Boston Tea Party...Fox News reports that the, and I quote, "The Fascist budget" has drawn hundreds to the Tea Bagging Party in Boston...