In school it was the one subject that I actually had to work at, but I did pretty well and I enjoyed it.
Geometry and Algebraic word problems always fascinated me and I liked doing them.
So today in honor of my little known love of all things numeric, I give you me...by the numbers.
5 is the number of pounds I have lost since Lent began 22 days ago.
Akron, Ohio State, Cleveland State, Dayton, and Xavier make up the 5 teams from Ohio that are in the 64 team field of the NCAA Basketball Tournament.
0 is the number of these teams that will, in all likelihood, advance beyond Round 2. Xavier, a Number 4 Seed, is really good, but their free-throw shooting blows.
I hope to have sex with Schmoop 2 times today. It’s been 5 long days since I have done Number 9 with her.
Number 9, by the way, is the new, hip phrase for lickity-lick labia loving that is really catching on.
Since the phrase came into being on my post of March 13th, Cheesy and Mystery Chick have invoked its use.
Ladies, be one of the cool kids like those 2 chicks and tell your husband, boyfriend, or German Shepherd that you want some Number 9.
Ladies, be one of the cool kids like those 2 chicks and tell your husband, boyfriend, or German Shepherd that you want some Number 9.
Spread them legs and spread the phrase!!
Oh, and guys? Learn how to love it, and more importantly, learn how to do it right!!
5 days from now it will be Meg’s Birthday, and Ryno and his mom will be leaving for D.C. on a 4 day school trip.
8 days from now, Schmoop will celebrate birthday number 43. There will be no birthday sex because she will be shedding her uterine lining at that time.
So I’ll just give her a kiss, say Happy Birthday, sit in the corner, and cry 96 tears.
While typing this post, I had 27 impure thoughts, and touched Seamus 5 times.
Since I am done now, I am going to drink 2 beers, smoke 1 cigarette, rouse Schmoop, and see if she’s up for some Number 9.
Enjoy your March 19th. And, as I have said in nearly all of my previous 1,088 posts…
Cheers!!
Addendum: I was just informed that today, Michele of It's a Dog's Life is celebrating her 26th Wedding Anniversary. Go wish that uber-cool, vegetarian, Librarian a Happy One. Cheers Michele!!
31 comments:
and just what is your excuse for waiting 5 days to do #9? Shame shame shame on you!
Snugs: Our schedules just didn't mesh. But...We're both off on Thursday. Hubba Hubba. Cheers Snugs!!
Thanks for the shout-out Matt.
Now if only I could get a 9-er of my own.
Mystery: Anytime. Good Luck on yours and hopefully Thursday will work out for both of us. Hope your kid's boys are healed from the bite. Ha. Cheers Chick!!
This March 19th is my and JR's 26th wedding anniversary. Add that to our numbers theory, please.
Michele: I just did add it. ; ) A Very Happy Anniversary to you and the meat eater. Cheers Michele!!
this is gonna bother me until I know...
what is the significance of 96 tears?
the opposite of 69 sex?
Kat: Noooo. It's the old song by, ? and The Mysterians. Your gonna cry 96 tears...Gonna cry 96 tears. Gonna cry...cry, cry, cry. Cheers Kat!!
interesting dance moves
oh hubba hubba hubba!
Thanks Matt!
Kat: Ha. Groooooovy movin' going on in that video indeed. Thanks for the link. Cheers Kat!!
Snugs: Rowrrrrr. Cheers Snugs!!
Michele: Why soitainly. Happy Day to ya two. Cheers!!
I didn't realize that numbers could be so sensual.
Nick: This numeric sensuality of which you speak falls under the broader sexual heading of, Matt-The-Matics. Cheers Nick!!
...in the Blog Olympics this post gets a "10"...
Phfrankie: Ha. Why Thanks. I'll collect my gold medal and then go to Disneyland. Cheers P-Man!!
Katherine beat me to the question about 96 tears, so now I must cruise over to Santa Cruz and beat her up for posting that link to that horrendous video.
Stand back!
I'm more than willing to share the rest of the story. All anyone has to do is ask...
Songbird: Rowrrrr. That song is classic. And don't try to mar Kat's face; it's cute. Cheers!!
Kat: Am I missing something here? Or just, dense? Cheers Kat!!
Songbird: Asking, here...
poor mateo...sorry...continuing another comment conversaation.
Have you read Songbird's "Party" post?
Kat: D'oh...Yes I did...I'm back among the living now...and the thinking. The denseness is gone. Cheers!!
Cheesy: I don't keep track of that. Just like scratching my boys, it's a habit that's in calculable. Cheers!!
96 Tears is a GREAT song!!!!!
1 time today I visited here
10 minutes from now, I leave for lunch
5 days a week I laugh while reading you
Bond: Ha. Very Good, and thanks. And yeah, it is a good tune. Have a great weekend Vinny. Cheers!!
You should retitle that Revolution #9 unless ya think McCartney et all would be pissy. I, personally, feel the world would be a nicer place if each sex got their version of #9 twice a week.
I love the "Number 9 for Asshats" with non-stick pages. Asshats is one of those words I simply cannot read without laughing out loud!
Starr: It's its own Number Nine...You put McCartney in the forefront..Had you related it to Lennon or Harrison I may have been more open to it. Cheers!!
Desert Rat: Ha. I like both Asshat and Assclown. Stupid can always be funny no matter the phrasing. Cheers Rat!!
Yeah well unfortunately Paul and Whacko Jacko own most of the rights to the songs these days. I dunno if Yoko has any or not.
And remember, even John said Eleanor Rigby is proof Paul could write a good song ;)
Starr: Not a big fan of Paul but Rigby is one of Schmoop's and mine fave songs. Cheers!!
EXACTLY!!
Harrison is the underrated Beatle in my opinion. Macca gets all the press.
Starr: George is the man...er...was the man. Cheers!!
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