Showing posts with label Capri Anderson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Capri Anderson. Show all posts

Friday, November 26, 2010

Let's Kick This War on Christmas into High Gear!!

Happy Black Friiiiiiiday, Bitches!!

I hope you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving. We had a lovely time at the Bagwine digs and yours truly went off Turkey Day script and cooked this:

Yep. A bouncing seven and a half pound chicken.

It was quite tasty, and this year, although it was close…Schmoop remembered to put the rolls in the oven. Score!!

Anyhoo…

Tonight at 11 PM EST on I’m With Stupid on Blog Talk Radio, Jay and I will be serving up Thanksgiving leftovers as well as setting the table for the upcoming holidays.

We will discuss Jayman’s pilgrimage to Omaha. We’ll have a live taped report from the Black Friday excitement here in Bagwine, Ohio.

Charlie Sheen and Capri Anderson will be popping in…and out for a bit.

I’ll be singing a Christmasy type song in order to warm your heart and your cockles. And folks…

Jay and I will lay out the strategy for this year’s War on Christmas. We’re still working on that part of the show, because neither of us can decide which side we’re on, but…

We ALL know which side Bill O’Reilly is on…

We’ll have all that plus much, much more tonight at 11 PM EST on I’m With Stupid.

So, grab a beer, a leftover turkey sammich and join Jay and me by listening in and better yet, calling in to I’m With Stupid tonight at 11 PM EST.

You can access out Blog Talk Radio page and listen to our show by clicking HERE

See ya tonight on the radio!!

Cheers!!

Thursday, October 28, 2010

My Charlie Sheen and Capri Anderson Moment

Were you expecting another fireworks filled installment between Schmoop and myself today in our weekly segment, He Said…She Said?

Well…

So was I. But…

When I woke up this morning to post it, I found that some drunken asshole evidently didn’t save the exchange.

Fucking moron.

This person needs to be severely reprimanded, publicly lynched, and then drenched in gasoline and set on fire.

Stupidity like this cannot and will not be tolerated, and it makes my job of providing daily frivolity to you the people, much harder to do.

This type of incompetence is unacceptable. So…

If any of you would like to come over and flog my stupid ass for not saving the post, I’ll be at home until 4:45 PM today.

I thank you in advance for punishing me for my Charlie Sheen/Capri Anderson moment.

On the upside…

I’m With Stupid after only nine shows, is already the number three rated comedy show on Blog Talk Radio!!

We attribute our success to many things…hard work, intensive show preparation, and the loyalty of our listeners, but mainly to dumb luck and labeling every show with the tag: Jewish Babes.

And…

This Friday (that’s tomorrow you chuckleheads) Jay and I will be making the I’m With Stupid magic happen once again as we broadcast on BTR at 11PM EDT.

We will be having our IWS Halloween Party. We will discuss Halloween party horror stories, our fave costumes, and our favorite scary movies.

Additonally, we will have our weekly football picks, Nipsey Russell and Dour Mike will probably be chiming in, and we have dug up several audio trailers of horror movies you may have missed out on.

We hope you listen and join the BOO-teelicious good times by calling in to our show.

That’s, I’m With Stupid at 11 PM EDT Friday night on Blog Talk Radio.

You can go to our BTR show page by clicking HERE.

And…

If you have a moment and are on Facebook, please go to our FB link on my right sidebar and “Like” us.

We want to be number one on BTR, on Facebook, and most importantly, number one in your hearts…or something.

Have a wunnerful Thursday and as always…

Cheers!!