Happy Black Friiiiiiiday, Bitches!!
I hope you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving. We had a lovely time at the Bagwine digs and yours truly went off Turkey Day script and cooked this:
Yep. A bouncing seven and a half pound chicken.
It was quite tasty, and this year, although it was close…Schmoop remembered to put the rolls in the oven. Score!!
Anyhoo…
Tonight at 11 PM EST on I’m With Stupid on Blog Talk Radio, Jay and I will be serving up Thanksgiving leftovers as well as setting the table for the upcoming holidays.
We will discuss Jayman’s pilgrimage to Omaha. We’ll have a live taped report from the Black Friday excitement here in Bagwine, Ohio.
Charlie Sheen and Capri Anderson will be popping in…and out for a bit.
I’ll be singing a Christmasy type song in order to warm your heart and your cockles. And folks…
Jay and I will lay out the strategy for this year’s War on Christmas. We’re still working on that part of the show, because neither of us can decide which side we’re on, but…
We ALL know which side Bill O’Reilly is on…
We’ll have all that plus much, much more tonight at 11 PM EST on I’m With Stupid.
So, grab a beer, a leftover turkey sammich and join Jay and me by listening in and better yet, calling in to I’m With Stupid tonight at 11 PM EST.
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See ya tonight on the radio!!
Cheers!!
The Merry Christmas Billboard Ladies are back for another yuletide go ‘round with retailers who refuse to use the words, “Merry Christmas” in their advertising and/or prohibit their employees from uttering the phrase while servicing customers.
Judi Hanna, Linda Bennett, Joanne Brown, and Pat See from warm and wonderful northeast Ohio are pressing on with their crusade to decorate our highways and byways with billboards that attempt to put Christ back into the Saturnalian festival that has become Christmas.
These ladies are as mad as heck, and aren’t going to put up with the snubbing of the birth of the Little Baby Jeebus.
As Ms. Bennett so eloquently puts it:
“It’s not a secular holiday... as Christians we have a calling to follow God’s example ... he gave us his son. We need to take the Gospel message and help those less fortunate…The billboards remind people what Christmas is really about ... the gifts are secondary,”
If you go to this group’s Home Page, merrychristmasbb.com you will see that they are indeed more concerned with celebrating the birth of Christ than participating in the commercial orgy that is Christmas:
Retailers would prefer to offend 78% of Americans who consider themselves Christian by taking Christ out of Christmas. They prohibit their retail employees from saying Merry Christmas, or from displaying anything referring to "Christmas". The same retailers want business from Christian customers, and rely on Christian customers for the vast bulk of their business during the Christmas season.
This same seventy-eight percent of Americans account for a 37% increase in clothing sales, a 137% increase in jewlery sales, and a 46% increase in electronic sales in November and December. Without Christmas, retailer's bottom line would be devistated.
See the connec--…Hey, wait a minute…Are these chicks attempting to put Christ first during this time by threatening to “devistate” the bottom lines of retailers selling jeans, “jewlery”, and iPods who don’t say, “Merry Christmas?”
To me, that logic is non sequitur. In fact, if I were Mr. Spock, smoke would be coming out of my big Vulcan ears right now.
The ladies threatening to take food out of the mouths of merchants and their sweet little children, is not very Christ-like. It is a mockery before the eyes of our Lord and Savior, Jeebus Christ, and for that, Jeebus hates them.
In fact, his hate for these women is equaled only by their inability to spell the words, “jewelry” (the way they spell it sounds anti-Semitic, hmmm?) and “devastated”.
Okay…Okay…Jeebus doesn’t hate, but he is no way thrilled with this brood of boneheads.
Jeebus, doesn’t want people wishing him a Happy Birthday. While he would probably appreciate the brotherhood and harmony that takes place at this time of year, he would be appalled by the commercialism and boycotts that are initiated in his name.
Most importantly, I for one, know that Jeebus would prefer to see “jewlery” sales drop 137%. He is not a big fan of “jewlery”. The Romans giving him a thorny tiara and piercing his hands and feet, kind of turned him off to such baubles.
Anyhoo…
Like it or not, Christmas has for many Americans become a secular holiday, and these ladies through their implied boycott are willing participants.
Christmas for all that it has become is still a great time of year.
Whether one says, Happy Holidays, Seasons Greetings, or Merry Christmas, Good will is still shown… Good times are still had…Good works are still done.
And, that’s just fine by me.
Cheers!!
Today is Veteran’s Day.
A day when we honor those who have served in the defense of this great country.
We celebrate those who have served in not only peace time, but those who served in every American war from the Revolution to those now serving in Iraq and in Afghanistan.
As it should be…however, there is man fighting a war that should be 
recognized on this day as well, especially since we are entering the Christmas Holiday season.
That man? Bill O’Reilly. The Five-Star of Bethlehem General in the War on Christmas.O’Reilly has been, for a few years now, waging war against the godless armies of secularism and political correctness and their attempts to perform a post-partum abortion on the birth of the Holy Baby Jeebus.
His attacks against those who would dare attempt to rip apart the fabric of our Christian way of life, have been courageous, forthright, and for him, quite profitable.
John McCain? Sarah Palin? Mavericks? Pfffft. The real maverick is Bill O’Reilly. And he’s not just any maverick; he’s a Messianic Messiah. 
O’Reilly will berate, castigate, and intimidate any department store chain that doesn’t allow their workers to say, “Merry Christmas” to the gift buying shoppers.
He will denunciate any school district that dares to hold a winter pageant rather than a Christmas play that involves awkwardly spoken lines by elementary school kids being heard by parents who would rather be at home knocking one off.
He is Patton, Santa Claus, and St. Peter rolled into one.
And his words, like that of a bell at Midnight Mass ring true…
“See, I think it's (The War on Christmas) all part of the secular progressive agenda…If you can get religion out, then you can pass secular progressive programs like legalization of narcotics, euthanasia, abortion at will, gay marriage…”
This War on Christmas is a bloody one, but he will be the first to tell
you that, there are no atheists in FOX-News holes.
In spite of all of our 43 (and now 44) Presidents being Christians, he knows that this attack on the birthday of the Baby Jeebus is just the latest in a series of persecutions upon the Christian faith in America.
On this Veteran’s Day, I salute you Bill O’Reilly and say to you, “Keep on fighting the good fight.”
If the power was vested in me, I would award O’Reilly not only the Congressional Medal of Holiness, but the Distinguished Marketing Cross as well.Happy Veteran's Day, All.Cheers!!
Yep. A bouncing seven and a half pound chicken.
We’ll have all that plus much, much more tonight at 11 PM EST on I’m With Stupid.
